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Old 11-29-09, 08:57 PM   #1
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Particularly Cruel School Rivalry Jokes...

Even though college football season, except for the Bowls and The Mythical National Championship Game, is basically over, there's always basketball, wrestling, etc. and plenty of reason to make fun of schools that you like, or as we called it last week, Hate Week (that's when Iowa plays Minnesota - or Iowa State - there's never enough time for enough hate there, of course).

Anyway, here's one to start...

Question: "What do you call lobbing a live grenade into a room full of Iowa State fans?"

Answer: "A good thing."

or

Answer B: "Eliminating the entire fan base."

Either is cruel.
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it's only natural for fans of opposing teams to tear each other into bits.

at which point the rest of the world, which doesn't care, can get a good nights rest because there's no worry of hooligans looting your neighbourhood.
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it's only natural for fans of opposing teams to tear each other into bits.

at which point the rest of the world, which doesn't care, can get a good nights rest because there's no worry of hooligans looting your neighbourhood.
I thought hooligans only applied to soccer. Wow!
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you should check out the rivalry in the viewing stands at Super V8 races between holden and ford fans.

or NHL playoff matches
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I wish we had a NHL team closer than San Jose AEO. We've got minor league hockey in Stockton to the South, but Stockton is basically a ghetto. I avoid going down there for that reason. I like hockey
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From a University of Missouri (MIZZOU) fan.

Why do they use astroturf on the football field at KU?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.

What's the best thing that comes out of Kansas

I-70

What does the N stand for on a Huskers helmet?

Knowledge
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From a University of Missouri (MIZZOU) fan.

Why do they use astroturf on the football field at KU?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.

What's the best thing that comes out of Kansas

I-70

What does the N stand for on a Huskers helmet?

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What does the wind blow so hard in Iowa? Because Nebraska sucks.
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