Advertise on Bikeforums.net



User Tag List

Results 1 to 7 of 7
  1. #1
    beast mode bluevelo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Sacramento, CA
    My Bikes
    Trek 2200, K2 Firebird
    Posts
    43
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Particularly Cruel School Rivalry Jokes...

    Even though college football season, except for the Bowls and The Mythical National Championship Game, is basically over, there's always basketball, wrestling, etc. and plenty of reason to make fun of schools that you like, or as we called it last week, Hate Week (that's when Iowa plays Minnesota - or Iowa State - there's never enough time for enough hate there, of course).

    Anyway, here's one to start...

    Question: "What do you call lobbing a live grenade into a room full of Iowa State fans?"

    Answer: "A good thing."

    or

    Answer B: "Eliminating the entire fan base."

    Either is cruel.

  2. #2
    AEO
    AEO is offline
    Senior Member AEO's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    A Coffin Called Earth. or Toronto, ON
    My Bikes
    Bianchi, Miyata, Dahon, Rossin
    Posts
    12,246
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    it's only natural for fans of opposing teams to tear each other into bits.

    at which point the rest of the world, which doesn't care, can get a good nights rest because there's no worry of hooligans looting your neighbourhood.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

  3. #3
    beast mode bluevelo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Sacramento, CA
    My Bikes
    Trek 2200, K2 Firebird
    Posts
    43
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    it's only natural for fans of opposing teams to tear each other into bits.

    at which point the rest of the world, which doesn't care, can get a good nights rest because there's no worry of hooligans looting your neighbourhood.
    I thought hooligans only applied to soccer. Wow!

  4. #4
    AEO
    AEO is offline
    Senior Member AEO's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    A Coffin Called Earth. or Toronto, ON
    My Bikes
    Bianchi, Miyata, Dahon, Rossin
    Posts
    12,246
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    you should check out the rivalry in the viewing stands at Super V8 races between holden and ford fans.

    or NHL playoff matches
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

  5. #5
    beast mode bluevelo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Sacramento, CA
    My Bikes
    Trek 2200, K2 Firebird
    Posts
    43
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I wish we had a NHL team closer than San Jose AEO. We've got minor league hockey in Stockton to the South, but Stockton is basically a ghetto. I avoid going down there for that reason. I like hockey

  6. #6
    Senior Member kknh3's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    St. Charles, MO
    My Bikes
    Schwinn High Plains, Trek 750 Multi-Track, Schwinn Passage, Schwinn High Sierra
    Posts
    231
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    From a University of Missouri (MIZZOU) fan.

    Why do they use astroturf on the football field at KU?

    To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.

    What's the best thing that comes out of Kansas

    I-70

    What does the N stand for on a Huskers helmet?

    Knowledge

  7. #7
    beast mode bluevelo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Sacramento, CA
    My Bikes
    Trek 2200, K2 Firebird
    Posts
    43
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by kknh3 View Post
    From a University of Missouri (MIZZOU) fan.

    Why do they use astroturf on the football field at KU?

    To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.

    What's the best thing that comes out of Kansas

    I-70

    What does the N stand for on a Huskers helmet?

    Knowledge
    What does the wind blow so hard in Iowa? Because Nebraska sucks.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •