Even though college football season, except for the Bowls and The Mythical National Championship Game, is basically over, there's always basketball, wrestling, etc. and plenty of reason to make fun of schools that you like, or as we called it last week, Hate Week (that's when Iowa plays Minnesota - or Iowa State - there's never enough time for enough hate there, of course).
Anyway, here's one to start...
Question: "What do you call lobbing a live grenade into a room full of Iowa State fans?"
Answer: "A good thing."
Answer B: "Eliminating the entire fan base."
Either is cruel.