So my company is having a Holiday dinner and it's one of those all dress up fancy schmancy affairs. So fancy I probably have to wear a dress with high heels and make up. I usually don't go to it because most of the people end up drunk and become silly and I really don't want to see that. I don't drink myself so I'm always the sober one.
Anyway, my date for the evening wants me to dress up.....as an elf. My response was My date even offered to supply the outfit (costume?) and we BOTH would be elves.
Other co workers protested, saying that they wanted to see me in a dress. For those of you who don't know, I work in a warehouse and me being all prissy and foo foo is not what they are used to and totally is going to cramp my style.
So now the elf thing doesn't sound so bad. Because trust me...I don't want to hear cracks about me in a dress and make up the days following this party.