Well it seems Lance was down in Ridgewood NJ at Bookends signing his 30 dollar a copy book. He was, or so I am told, rather cranky. Folks could take no pictures and nothing would be signed but his 30 dollar book. Geez, for 30 dollars I'd pretty much sign anything they wanted sgned. Oh yeah...no conversations.....and Lance will never ride anything but a TREK! Come on Lance lighten up! Hell, it is just cycling!
Merckxx was the greatest ever and Contador is the best now. Me? I am the worlds worst cyclist!
I am working on a book called "World's Suckiest Cyclist"! It is an autobigraphical tome about my time in the cycling world. If folks would buy it I would sign just about anything and I would be glad to be in the basement or anywhere else selling my book!
I would have a big poop eating grin if three people came by during the day to have me autograph the book or anything else.
I am the slowest, least chiseled, overweight, mouth breathing, awefulest cyclist anyone has ever seen. What I lack in talent and motivation I make up for by my humorous appearance and demeanor!
I wear a bright lime jersey and awfuly tight spandex! I always make the ladies giggle as I go by! I have noticed that they sure do like to point and giggle as I pass. Let's see Lance do that!
While I do have a TREK I will ride anything that does not collapse underneath me! I am the "Clown Prince" of the cycling world. I will be setting my rather large frame on a certain bench in Piermont sometime soon.
Again, Merckxx was the greatest ever. Contador is the best now. I am the worst and hey I work very hard at it! See you out there on the road as you blow by and drop me like a bad habit!;-)
P.S. word has it Lance may be out there on 9W in the coming days! Hmmpphh! How long can he be up there with the best? I on the other hand am secure place as the worst! ;-)