"But the best fun of all, of course, is Pirate Target Practice."
AK-47 is a better weapon anyway. Less likely to jam than the M-16, especially in the dust.
I would love to go and pop some pirates in the skull! I'll take the Barrett M-107 .50-cal sniper rifle please! That way I can get them while they're still on dry land! =0)
You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve
"Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I bagged three pirates, my wife nailed two, and my 12-year old son sank two boats with the mini-gun. This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family"
LOL, thanks KT, I needed a good laugh! This is a very bizarre website, I'll gladly skip the other points of humor here.
Those voices in your head aren't real, but they have some great ideas
Those pirates are going to feel mighty silly when they get their asses kicked by a bunch of people with big legs and skinny arms* who are all wearing Snuggies.
The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.