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Old 12-03-09, 12:25 PM   #1
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Foot Tapping

So, I was using the restroom today and some dude kept on tapping my foot with his foot. What the heck is that all about?

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My co-workers do that. I always thought it was some kind of joke, but maybe not.
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I can't believe you didn't ask him.
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WHAT? You sending da other team's vibes, methinks!!!
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Old 12-03-09, 12:34 PM   #5
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Mama used to tell me that I shouldn't talk while doing #2.

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I like to say, "making a deposit at the 2nd national bank".

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It means you are now a Senate Page I think.
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It means you are now a Senate Page I think.
Really, so this means I'm a page for a Canadian Hockey team?

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I like to say, "making a deposit at the 2nd national bank".
I call it dropping a duece, or seeing the Brown's in the Superbowl.
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Fair enough. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle. The other half of the battle is figuring out how to open my beer with an AK-47 while not destroying the beer.

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Fair enough. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle. The other half of the battle is figuring out how to open my beer with an AK-47 while not destroying the beer.

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Get one of these and just shoot yourself in the face.
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Get one of these and just shoot yourself in the face.
Why does it have a mercedes hood emblem for a front sight?
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Get one of these and just shoot yourself in the face.
Hey, I thought we were friends jsharr?

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That's my term for the dogs. When we're at the park I'm telling them "drop a duece for daddy" or "make daddy a poopy bomb".

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So, I was using the restroom today and some dude kept on tapping my foot with his foot. What the heck is that all about?
are you sure it wasn't foot petting?
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That's my term for the dogs. When we're at the park I'm telling them "drop a duece for daddy" or "make daddy a poopy bomb".
I tell Inge, "Take a **** you stupid mutt! It's cold out here!"

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are you sure it wasn't foot petting?
I don't know what the heck it was my friend. That's why I came here to foo asking about it.

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Clearly this guy is in love with you and is too afraid to show it outside of the bathroom.
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I don't know but thats the weidest thing I've heard all day. In Asia they have a game were they stick there fingers in one anothers butts.

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That's the secret sign. You have to return the tap to say, "Im not interested, stay on your side.". You gave the wrong impression by not doing anything.

There's this dude in our building and everyytime he steps up to the urinal next to the one i'm at, he has to stand with feet wide apart. I MEAN really wide so that I have to scoot over and do my business standing at the side of my urinal...and that's not much room to work with! I can't push back 'cause he's about 3 times my size. next time I'ma gonna wet his pantleg.
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