Dear Teh Kitteh,
I know menthol is related to catnip and all, being that mint and catnip are from the same family of plants, but could you get high off catnip like a normal cat and leave my Vick's inhaler alone? I'm getting sick of having to wash your spit off from it every time you get your mad, menth-head paws on it. Furthermore, you have to leave me alone when I have Tiger Balm or Vick's vaporub on. This means no licking the Tiger Balm off me. Seriously, I don't think eating menthol is good for you.
However, thank you for being a nice kitty otherwise. I especially like it when you come up to me and say "mawmaw, mawmaw, iwavyuu" while rubbing against me. I don't know how you learned to say that, but it is very cute.
Your mawmaw, who "wavs" you too.