I get a doubling-over belly laugh at least three days a week; my co-worker/riding buddy and I cut up something fierce on the job, and still get more done than 80% of the rest of the work force. Most of our humor degenerates pretty quickly, too, so public sharing is a trigger for the filters.
Ha ha Just now. I was thinking about the last time and AGAIN I started to bust up like crazy.
This woman at work was complaining to our boss about how her current beau of 1.5 weeks had so many girlfriends in the past. He looked at her and said with the straightest face, "Can you even REMEMBER how many husbands you have???" She just stood there with this blank look on her face like she was trying to remember. OMG I died.
Originally Posted by Buddha
We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
Originally Posted by making
Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.
last weekend I shot my 4 year old nephew in the back with a nerf gun ("his back was to me"). The nerf dart had velcro on the tip and it stuck out perfectly like he'd been hit with an arrow. You know those old movies where somebody gets an arrow or knife in the back, the guy screams and contorts his arms to reach behind to try to pull it out? it was just like that.