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    Quote Originally Posted by Luddite View Post
    I'm ecstatic they got divorced, unfortunately, they (ew) are in a relationship again 35+ years after divorcing. He has been married and divorced 3 X since, his MO is mooching off women while he sits on his ass at home. I can see his shtick from a mile away but she is blind to it. Driven a wedge between my mother and I that will never heal.

    Long story short, good for you for divorcing her...for god's sake don't EVER get back together with her, for your children's sake.
    That was over 16 years ago. She tried to get back together with me many years ago, and really wanted another baby. I let that go on for a week or so before I mentioned the vasectomy. I doubt that we've spoken a dozen sentences since then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    We're really more shoddily formed, not-terribly-manly golems made of horse manure.
    With that in mind, isn't it strange that we do not like peaty malts?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian View Post
    That was over 16 years ago. She tried to get back together with me many years ago, and really wanted another baby. I let that go on for a week or so before I mentioned the vasectomy. I doubt that we've spoken a dozen sentences since then.

    Ok, now that really is Funny!
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Hahahaaha nice one.

    Ur smart.

    My biological father wrote my dumbass mom some letters saying he "changed." riiiighhht. :rollseyes: Guess who is sitting on his butt while my mom works full time?!

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    I'm not a bad person. I just have a wicked sense of humor. My son inherited that too.

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    Pure evil. I like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian View Post
    I'm not a bad person. I just have a wicked sense of humor. My son inherited that too.
    when are you going to tell him about the vasectomy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Watch this video, and help make my friend Matt famous. If this isn't Foo, I don't know what is.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b20zI1Ilyo

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    Calgary sucks.

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    ^ You take that back! Calgary has beautiful weather! No rain! I <3 Calgary. Ok, the sprawl is atrocious there but damn, best winter weather evar. Nothing but sunny skies.


    I'm eating the best yogurt in history. Liberte Méditterranée Blackberry yogurt. It's full fat yogurt (I don't like skim milk/skim yogurt.) My god, it's ORGASMIC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luddite View Post
    I'm eating the best yogurt in history. Liberte Méditterranée Blackberry yogurt. It's full fat yogurt (I don't like skim milk/skim yogurt.) My god, it's ORGASMIC.
    You, you've got a little something on the side of your mouth...

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Laphroaig scares me. I am not man enough.

    I need to make a booze run at some point, though. Running low on Macallan and Balvenie. Glenfiddich is holding strong despite last night's attack.
    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Do not like peaty malts. I am even less of a man than x136, although technically neither of us qualify as "men" under the rules that you earth dwellers have adopted.
    Laphroaig is lovely stuff.

    Though x's collection is not bad. not bad at all. Maybe I should spend some of my xmas bonus on whisky. hmmm.
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    See you later foo. Have a good break. It's unlikely that I will have internet access for a while.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luddite View Post
    ^ You take that back! Calgary has beautiful weather! No rain! I <3 Calgary. Ok, the sprawl is atrocious there but damn, best winter weather evar. Nothing but sunny skies.
    And Calgary has me... for a night.

    Sunny skies my butt...

    Can you say, flights delayed because of snow and 0 visibility and the fact AC is run by chimps ?

    Wait...that offends the intelligence of chimps.

    Can you say, you aren't in Oregon... where they have even better winter weather ?

    I was supposed to be there last night and then it was this afternoon and now it's going to be tomorrow afternoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian View Post
    Watch this video, and help make my friend Matt famous. If this isn't Foo, I don't know what is.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b20zI1Ilyo
    I see his problem there, Brian. He needs to lick the tip of it first before it shoots out.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    I see his problem there, Brian. He needs to lick the tip of it first before it shoots out.
    I can only imagine what tomorrow will be like at work. I'll need safety glasses.

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    Buenas dias Foo!
    Me gusta cafe, esta dia! Necessito much cafe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Buenas dias Foo!
    Me gusta cafe, esta dia! Necessito much cafe.
    When will the suffering stop!!!!!

    ¡Me gusta café, este dia! Necessito mucho café.

    And you only like coffee today?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crtreedude View Post
    When will the suffering stop!!!!!

    ¡Me gusta café, este dia! Necessito mucho café.

    And you only like coffee today?!
    what do you expect?....I haven't had any yet.
    Me gusta café siempre.
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    I carpooled with my girl today, and we stopped for coffee together.

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    It has the makings of a great Christmas movie... several dozen air travelers from all over the world all get stranded and get put up at a hotel and together they learn about the true meaning of Christmas.

    Until the zombies come calling on Christmas eve !

    Yes...

    Christmas zombies.

    From Outer Space.

    It would be a block buster and I would of course be the hard core and ruthless hero... if you even get a scratch you're gone... I won't be waiting for you to zombify and chow down on my brain nosiree.

    We can film the preview with Santa and his Reindeer getting devoured by the zombie horde... the King would like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post
    It has the makings of a great Christmas movie... several dozen air travelers from all over the world all get stranded and get put up at a hotel and together they learn about the true meaning of Christmas.

    Until the zombies come calling on Christmas eve !

    Yes...

    Christmas zombies.

    From Outer Space.

    It would be a block buster and I would of course be the hard core and ruthless hero... if you even get a scratch you're gone... I won't be waiting for you to zombify and chow down on my brain nosiree.

    We can film the preview with Santa and his Reindeer getting devoured by the zombie horde... the King would like that.
    I see someone's already gotten into the eggnog this morning.
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    He needs to chill. I know what he's getting for Christmas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    I see someone's already gotten into the eggnog this morning.
    I just had coffee... pretty scary huh ?

    And you know you wanna see Christmas Zombies From Outer Space.

    I am really hoping that I will make it out of zombie central today because I too already know what I am getting for Christmas.

    I might even get to unwrap my present a little early.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post
    I just had coffee... pretty scary huh ?

    And you know you wanna see Christmas Zombies From Outer Space.

    I am really hoping that I will make it out of zombie central today because I too already know what I am getting for Christmas.

    I might even get to unwrap my present a little early.
    I unwrapped mine last night
    Probably unwrap it again tonight
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