Hahahaaha nice one.
My biological father wrote my dumbass mom some letters saying he "changed." riiiighhht. :rollseyes: Guess who is sitting on his butt while my mom works full time?!
I'm not a bad person. I just have a wicked sense of humor. My son inherited that too.
Pure evil. I like it.
^ You take that back! Calgary has beautiful weather! No rain! I <3 Calgary. Ok, the sprawl is atrocious there but damn, best winter weather evar. Nothing but sunny skies.
I'm eating the best yogurt in history. Liberte Méditterranée Blackberry yogurt. It's full fat yogurt (I don't like skim milk/skim yogurt.) My god, it's ORGASMIC.
See you later foo. Have a good break. It's unlikely that I will have internet access for a while.
Get a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live. ~Mark Twain, "Taming the Bicycle"vBulletin: snafu
Sunny skies my butt...
Can you say, flights delayed because of snow and 0 visibility and the fact AC is run by chimps ?
Wait...that offends the intelligence of chimps.
Can you say, you aren't in Oregon... where they have even better winter weather ?
I was supposed to be there last night and then it was this afternoon and now it's going to be tomorrow afternoon.
Buenas dias Foo!
Me gusta cafe, esta dia! Necessito much cafe.
I carpooled with my girl today, and we stopped for coffee together.
It has the makings of a great Christmas movie... several dozen air travelers from all over the world all get stranded and get put up at a hotel and together they learn about the true meaning of Christmas.
Until the zombies come calling on Christmas eve !
From Outer Space.
It would be a block buster and I would of course be the hard core and ruthless hero... if you even get a scratch you're gone... I won't be waiting for you to zombify and chow down on my brain nosiree.
We can film the preview with Santa and his Reindeer getting devoured by the zombie horde... the King would like that.
He needs to chill. I know what he's getting for Christmas.
And you know you wanna see Christmas Zombies From Outer Space.
I am really hoping that I will make it out of zombie central today because I too already know what I am getting for Christmas.
I might even get to unwrap my present a little early.