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Old 12-22-09, 03:52 PM   #726
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I'm ecstatic they got divorced, unfortunately, they (ew) are in a relationship again 35+ years after divorcing. He has been married and divorced 3 X since, his MO is mooching off women while he sits on his ass at home. I can see his shtick from a mile away but she is blind to it. Driven a wedge between my mother and I that will never heal.

Long story short, good for you for divorcing her...for god's sake don't EVER get back together with her, for your children's sake.
That was over 16 years ago. She tried to get back together with me many years ago, and really wanted another baby. I let that go on for a week or so before I mentioned the vasectomy. I doubt that we've spoken a dozen sentences since then.
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We're really more shoddily formed, not-terribly-manly golems made of horse manure.
With that in mind, isn't it strange that we do not like peaty malts?
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That was over 16 years ago. She tried to get back together with me many years ago, and really wanted another baby. I let that go on for a week or so before I mentioned the vasectomy. I doubt that we've spoken a dozen sentences since then.

Ok, now that really is Funny!
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Hahahaaha nice one.

Ur smart.

My biological father wrote my dumbass mom some letters saying he "changed." riiiighhht. :rollseyes: Guess who is sitting on his butt while my mom works full time?!
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I'm not a bad person. I just have a wicked sense of humor. My son inherited that too.
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Pure evil. I like it.
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when are you going to tell him about the vasectomy?
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Old 12-22-09, 04:31 PM   #733
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Calgary sucks.
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^ You take that back! Calgary has beautiful weather! No rain! I <3 Calgary. Ok, the sprawl is atrocious there but damn, best winter weather evar. Nothing but sunny skies.


I'm eating the best yogurt in history. Liberte Méditterranée Blackberry yogurt. It's full fat yogurt (I don't like skim milk/skim yogurt.) My god, it's ORGASMIC.
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I'm eating the best yogurt in history. Liberte Méditterranée Blackberry yogurt. It's full fat yogurt (I don't like skim milk/skim yogurt.) My god, it's ORGASMIC.
You, you've got a little something on the side of your mouth...
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Laphroaig scares me. I am not man enough.

I need to make a booze run at some point, though. Running low on Macallan and Balvenie. Glenfiddich is holding strong despite last night's attack.
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Do not like peaty malts. I am even less of a man than x136, although technically neither of us qualify as "men" under the rules that you earth dwellers have adopted.
Laphroaig is lovely stuff.

Though x's collection is not bad. not bad at all. Maybe I should spend some of my xmas bonus on whisky. hmmm.
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^ You take that back! Calgary has beautiful weather! No rain! I <3 Calgary. Ok, the sprawl is atrocious there but damn, best winter weather evar. Nothing but sunny skies.
And Calgary has me... for a night.

Sunny skies my butt...

Can you say, flights delayed because of snow and 0 visibility and the fact AC is run by chimps ?

Wait...that offends the intelligence of chimps.

Can you say, you aren't in Oregon... where they have even better winter weather ?

I was supposed to be there last night and then it was this afternoon and now it's going to be tomorrow afternoon.
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I see his problem there, Brian. He needs to lick the tip of it first before it shoots out.
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I see his problem there, Brian. He needs to lick the tip of it first before it shoots out.
I can only imagine what tomorrow will be like at work. I'll need safety glasses.
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Me gusta cafe, esta dia! Necessito much cafe.
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Me gusta cafe, esta dia! Necessito much cafe.
When will the suffering stop!!!!!

¡Me gusta café, este dia! Necessito mucho café.

And you only like coffee today?!
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¡Me gusta café, este dia! Necessito mucho café.

And you only like coffee today?!
what do you expect?....I haven't had any yet.
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I carpooled with my girl today, and we stopped for coffee together.
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It has the makings of a great Christmas movie... several dozen air travelers from all over the world all get stranded and get put up at a hotel and together they learn about the true meaning of Christmas.

Until the zombies come calling on Christmas eve !

Yes...

Christmas zombies.

From Outer Space.

It would be a block buster and I would of course be the hard core and ruthless hero... if you even get a scratch you're gone... I won't be waiting for you to zombify and chow down on my brain nosiree.

We can film the preview with Santa and his Reindeer getting devoured by the zombie horde... the King would like that.
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It has the makings of a great Christmas movie... several dozen air travelers from all over the world all get stranded and get put up at a hotel and together they learn about the true meaning of Christmas.

Until the zombies come calling on Christmas eve !

Yes...

Christmas zombies.

From Outer Space.

It would be a block buster and I would of course be the hard core and ruthless hero... if you even get a scratch you're gone... I won't be waiting for you to zombify and chow down on my brain nosiree.

We can film the preview with Santa and his Reindeer getting devoured by the zombie horde... the King would like that.
I see someone's already gotten into the eggnog this morning.
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He needs to chill. I know what he's getting for Christmas.
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I see someone's already gotten into the eggnog this morning.
I just had coffee... pretty scary huh ?

And you know you wanna see Christmas Zombies From Outer Space.

I am really hoping that I will make it out of zombie central today because I too already know what I am getting for Christmas.

I might even get to unwrap my present a little early.
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I just had coffee... pretty scary huh ?

And you know you wanna see Christmas Zombies From Outer Space.

I am really hoping that I will make it out of zombie central today because I too already know what I am getting for Christmas.

I might even get to unwrap my present a little early.
I unwrapped mine last night
Probably unwrap it again tonight
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