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    86 year old man

    A 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up....

    The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child! So what do you
    think about that Doc?"
    The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season."
    "One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his ***....
    As he neared the lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge."
    "He realized he'd left his *** at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting *****, and went 'bang, bang'....
    Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
    Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
    The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
    The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I can only guess you posted this here cause you think MV is the other shooter

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    This is MV in REAL LIFE.


    Just sayin.
    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    I can only guess you posted this here cause you think MV is the other shooter
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    A man visits his Dr. for the results of his physical. "I have good news and I have bad news," the Doctor told him. "The bad news is you have only six months to live."



    "Gah! What's the good news?" asked the patient.

    The Dr. replied "I finally scored with my nurse!"
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    xxx
    http://www.bikeforums.net/forumdispl...03-Jokes-Humor

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    Please go there...and leave us alone....troll.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    :d :d

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    Good, but it belongs in the jokes forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Please go there...and leave us alone....troll.
    find a new tune, slaphead.

    btw -


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    Quote Originally Posted by jccaclimber View Post
    Good, but it belongs in the jokes forum.
    actually it was great! and it belongs riiiiiiiiight here.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by jccaclimber View Post
    Good, but it belongs in the jokes forum.
    correct
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