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Old 12-10-09, 12:33 PM   #1
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Post your Fortune Cookie message

When you get Chinese food or any place that gives you a fortune cookie, post the fortune that you got. Also, the food you got, since this make a big difference. Also, you can play the fortune cookie game by adding "in bed" at the end of the fortune.

I got:
"Be patient, pleasant and open and you will see more truths" (in bed)

I had sweet and sour chicken.
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Old 12-10-09, 01:00 PM   #2
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I just got another one:

"you fail at starting threads"

lol
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Old 12-10-09, 01:05 PM   #3
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"You're getting lucky tonight"

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Old 12-10-09, 01:11 PM   #4
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are you really a belly dancer? if so, hubba hubba.
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Old 12-10-09, 01:13 PM   #5
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Yes, I really am. That was MY fortune I read, btw.
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Old 12-10-09, 01:19 PM   #6
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Isn't the "in bed" thing so 1986?
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Old 12-10-09, 01:37 PM   #7
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Yes, I really am. That was MY fortune I read, btw.
Oh...

J/k. I knew it was your fortune. Still think its cool that you belly dance.


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Isn't the "in bed" thing so 1986?
Yes. and it is also "So 2009". Fortune cookie games are cyclical.
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Old 12-10-09, 01:44 PM   #8
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Old 12-10-09, 01:51 PM   #9
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Old 12-10-09, 01:55 PM   #10
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Old 12-10-09, 02:03 PM   #11
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Use "Except in bed" for an even more awesome laugh.
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I got the same one! Wonder what that means?
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As an example. "A thrilling time is in your immediate future." (Except in bed)
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Except in bed.
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Old 12-10-09, 02:15 PM   #15
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I got the same one! Wonder what that means?
It means you bought a 50-ft container full of fortune cookies with the exact same fortune and strategically distributed them!
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A friend of mine was in charge of a project code named 'Mocha'. Someone printed out a fortune 'Mocha is doomed!' and slipped it into a fortune cookie. He made sure that my friend got that cookie at a chinese restuarant. My friend looked like someone had punched him in the stomach.
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