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    Wheelnut phyko's Avatar
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    Post your Fortune Cookie message

    When you get Chinese food or any place that gives you a fortune cookie, post the fortune that you got. Also, the food you got, since this make a big difference. Also, you can play the fortune cookie game by adding "in bed" at the end of the fortune.

    I got:
    "Be patient, pleasant and open and you will see more truths" (in bed)

    I had sweet and sour chicken.

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    Wheelnut phyko's Avatar
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    I just got another one:

    "you fail at starting threads"

    lol

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    "You're getting lucky tonight"


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    are you really a belly dancer? if so, hubba hubba.

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    KombuchaCHIC Shadiyah's Avatar
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    Yes, I really am. That was MY fortune I read, btw.

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    Isn't the "in bed" thing so 1986?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
    Yes, I really am. That was MY fortune I read, btw.
    Oh...

    J/k. I knew it was your fortune. Still think its cool that you belly dance.


    Quote Originally Posted by SonataInFSharp View Post
    Isn't the "in bed" thing so 1986?
    Yes. and it is also "So 2009". Fortune cookie games are cyclical.

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    (in bed)
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    bwahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbie53 View Post
    Being full of crap and depositing it here consistently is really nothing to be proud of.

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    Use "Except in bed" for an even more awesome laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
    "You're getting lucky tonight"

    I got the same one! Wonder what that means?

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    As an example. "A thrilling time is in your immediate future." (Except in bed)

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    Quote Originally Posted by phyko View Post
    "Be patient, pleasant and open and you will see more truths."
    Except in bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    I got the same one! Wonder what that means?
    It means you bought a 50-ft container full of fortune cookies with the exact same fortune and strategically distributed them!
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    "Your mortgage, your wife, your mistress and your daschund are all a month overdue"
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    A friend of mine was in charge of a project code named 'Mocha'. Someone printed out a fortune 'Mocha is doomed!' and slipped it into a fortune cookie. He made sure that my friend got that cookie at a chinese restuarant. My friend looked like someone had punched him in the stomach.

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