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cuda2k 01-04-10 05:19 PM

Ask the Stoned Guy Thread - 2010 Edition.
 
In the tradition of that time of year when I let me dermatologist carve out bits of my skin which have a risk of becoming skin cancer - I bring you the 2010 edition of the Ask the Stoned Guy thread.

This afternoon was the first of what will be a marathon run of excisions this month. Which will mean many things, one being that I'll be off the bike for probably the next 3 week, the other being that me and my bottle of hydrocodone will be good friends for the next 5-8 days.

Bring on the questions, I can't promise to be as funny, but I can promise that I probably won't remember the questions let alone the answers in a week. :eek:


Edit: Today (1/11/2010), I had the last of the 5 excisions, located on the middle of the inside of my calf. Being a cyclist, there isn't too much spare skin around there to bring together when cutting out a spot the size of a pencil eraser. Thus, I am rather drugged up attempting to forget the fact that my leg feels like it would like to rip each of the 8 or so stitches out. As stated in my bump post - I shall not be held accountable for anything I say (or type) for the next 24 to 48 hrs or how ever long it takes before I'm off the pain killers. I can however answer questions, so please, ask me. I promise to answer in the best possible way I can in the state that I'm in.

Tude 01-04-10 05:25 PM

OH - sorry! hope nothing bad comes of it!!!

I'm sitting here with stitches in my hand that run across knuckle and so I'm off bike a bit.

However, in trying to stay within the confines of asking Stoned Guys questions, is there a one booze, er, or something, that helps when you BANG your BOO BOO's so they feel like they're on FIRE? (So far I have not found the ultimate booze) --- I rely on you guys ... The Stoned Guys, to help me out

DX-MAN 01-04-10 05:33 PM

I found Southern Comfort to be a good remedy for bangin' the boo-boo's. Jack Daniels isn't too bad, either. A shot of either of these will give your boo-boo a whole new perspective on hollering at you.

So, is this gonna be a more entertaining version of 'ask pcad anything'? If so, let me get it started.

I'm thinking of installing skylights in my place... do you think my upstairs neighbors will care?

cuda2k 01-04-10 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tude (Post 10225540)
OH - sorry! hope nothing bad comes of it!!!

I'm sitting here with stitches in my hand that run across knuckle and so I'm off bike a bit.

However, in trying to stay within the confines of asking Stoned Guys questions, is there a one booze, er, or something, that helps when you BANG your BOO BOO's so they feel like they're on FIRE? (So far I have not found the ultimate booze) --- I rely on you guys ... The Stoned Guys, to help me out


while i am still aware enough to say so, all of these should be preventative. skkin cancer once is plenty for me to stay on top of things.

as far as the question-- tito's vodka would be my choice, but for those in less fortunate states w/o titos - single malt scotch would do, if yoyr suffering pain,why add to it with crap booze.

cuda2k 01-04-10 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DX-MAN (Post 10225577)
I found Southern Comfort to be a good remedy for bangin' the boo-boo's. Jack Daniels isn't too bad, either. A shot of either of these will give your boo-boo a whole new perspective on hollering at you.

So, is this gonna be a more entertaining version of 'ask pcad anything'? If so, let me get it started.

I'm thinking of installing skylights in my place... do you think my upstairs neighbors will care?

only if its put in their shower.

Tom Stormcrowe 01-04-10 05:38 PM

Is the better pain remedy a Russian Gray Goose Vodka, or an old gray Russian giving you a goose?

cuda2k 01-04-10 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe (Post 10225601)
Is the better pain remedy a Russian Gray Goose Vodka, or an old gray Russian giving you a goose?

i'd best get the first if the second is going to be tryed too

Sixty Fiver 01-04-10 06:58 PM

Some answers... use as needed.

No
No
No
Yes
No
Drambuie

2RSG.Inc is still made to the original recipe (a closely guarded secret) that was started many years ago by a couple of guys who were reallyjacked up on painkillers... for security we only have half of the recipe each and can only remember the special blend of narcotics and other drugs when we are both sober, on a Monday, and when the sun is shining in Antarctica.

There have been imitators but there is still only one... er... 2RSG.Inc

patentcad 01-04-10 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuda2k (Post 10225513)
In the tradition of that time of year when I let me dermatologist carve out bits of my skin which have a risk of becoming skin cancer - I bring you the 2010 edition of the Ask the Stoned Guy thread.

This afternoon was the first of what will be a marathon run of excisions this month. Which will mean many things, one being that I'll be off the bike for probably the next 3 week, the other being that me and my bottle of hydrocodone will be good friends for the next 5-8 days.

Bring on the questions, I can't promise to be as funny, but I can promise that I probably won't remember the questions let alone the answers in a week. :eek:

I'm on hydrocodone tonight (probably just for tonight) post-tooth extraction/bone graft. Accordingly, can't think of anything to ask you.

cuda2k 01-04-10 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 10226045)
I'm on hydrocodone tonight (probably just for tonight) post-tooth extraction/bone graft. Accordingly, can't think of anything to ask you.

Heard you were hopped up on the H.codone as well. Hope you heal up soon, I've had more than my fair share of jaw / dental work as well and would take these excisions over more of that any day. Though I could use to drop some weight like I did when I had my jaw surgery in '99. Not enough riding and too much of my wife's good cookin.

... feels that the previous statements were entirely too well put together. I have fixed this by reupping on the good stuff. cuda the stoned will return shortly... bring on the questions!

Sixty Fiver 01-04-10 08:36 PM

I'm holding off on the good drugs for now... not that I ever make a lot of sense anyways.

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patentcad 01-04-10 08:39 PM

Anythingcodone makes me kind of queasy. I don't like it. This mouth pain was bad this time. Hell, they can drive a rusty railroad spike through your head when you're on novocaine, but then the local wears out and you start feeling the bone graft and the stiches. Ouch. I'm sure it will simmer down by tomorrow.

cuda2k 01-04-10 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 10226349)
Anythingcodone makes me kind of queasy. I don't like it. This mouth pain was bad this time. Hell, they can drive a rusty railroad spike through your head when you're on novocaine, but then the local wears out and you start feeling the bone graft and the stiches. Ouch. I'm sure it will simmer down by tomorrow.

I'm lucky that I can keep the queasy at bay as long as I have something in my stomach when I dose up.

Note - it takes way more coordination than I have atm to balance an icepack on my arm while typin. Oh and TCU best get their rear in gear if they want any chacne at this game.

Sixty Fiver 01-04-10 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 10226349)
Anythingcodone makes me kind of queasy. I don't like it. This mouth pain was bad this time. Hell, they can drive a rusty railroad spike through your head when you're on novocaine, but then the local wears out and you start feeling the bone graft and the stiches. Ouch. I'm sure it will simmer down by tomorrow.

Pcad -

Take an ice cube and hold it between the index finger and thumb of the hand on the same side where they did the work.

Hold it until it is melted... you will need a towel for the runoff.

It will hamper your ability to post but can do wonders for this kind of pain for a lot of people.

cuda2k 01-04-10 09:09 PM

Wonders if having ravioli with home made vodka sauce was the best choice for dinner considering the hydrocodone in my system... wheeeeee

cuda2k 01-05-10 08:10 AM

Would like to thank the j/a across the street this morning for honking long enough to wake me up long enough for me to realize how much of a dull ache was radiating through my arm. I'm now awake, and yes, ready to take questions, but not operate heavy machinery. :thumb:

RubenX 01-05-10 08:41 AM

Missing Socks Mystery

Dear stoned guys:

I'm single, I do my own laundry and yet I keep missing socks... why?

jsharr 01-05-10 08:54 AM

Hey Stoned Guy, can I have your Reynolds shirt?

cuda2k 01-05-10 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RubenX (Post 10227907)
Missing Socks Mystery

Dear stoned guys:

I'm single, I do my own laundry and yet I keep missing socks... why?

you may be single, but you're not alone.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jsharr (Post 10227952)
Hey Stoned Guy, can I have your Reynolds shirt?

so the tinfoil hat isn't enough any more and you want a shirt too?

jsharr 01-05-10 09:02 AM

Yes, and is steel really real?

substructure 01-05-10 09:09 AM

If your drunk friend calls a cop a p*ssy to see if he will tazer him, is it OK to step in and get the tazer instead just so you won't have to clean up the puke?

cuda2k 01-05-10 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jsharr (Post 10227986)
Yes, and is steel really real?

real? what is real? wait, of course it's real, it's steel!

Quote:

Originally Posted by substructure (Post 10228004)
If your drunk friend calls a cop a p*ssy to see if he will tazer him, is it OK to step in and get the tazer instead just so you won't have to clean up the puke?

no, but it is perfectly ok to shove jsharr in the way instead. it is way cooler to watch someone else flounder on the floor (sans puke) than yourself. especially if you have a video camera handy.

cuda2k 01-05-10 09:34 AM

and now a timeout for a pearl if wisdom from the original stoned guy:

using the mouse w left hand is a mind trip even for a south paw - stoned or not so stoned. but mor so stoned. why is the text moving, is it the mouses

Sixty Fiver 01-05-10 09:46 AM

Opted for a few fingers of single malt last night... it can cure anything.

Daspydyr 01-05-10 10:45 AM

Are Santa Claus and the ZigZag man related?


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