More Bike-Fu, eh?
Given that the bike was probably made in China, I'm sure is broken. But given that it is China, a replacement knockoff Cervelo should be cheap to get. Or is it in Taiwan? Bah, now I'm confused.
You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve