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coasting 01-07-10 07:55 AM

lose some weight. aliens are here!
 
'Aliens will eat the fatties first': Gym sparks outrage with new advertising campaign

By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 5:47 PM on 06th January 2010

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An advert for one of Britain’s biggest gyms has sparked outrage by declaring: ‘When the aliens come, they will eat the fatties first.’

The campaign, featuring a little green man, was meant to encourage people to join up and shed pounds put on over Christmas.

But instead slimmers have branded the ad in offensive and weight loss experts said the ‘negative message’ is more likely to drive people away.
'Offensive': The ad for Cadbury Gym in Bristol was designed to encourage slimmers

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz0bw0UyRMt

coasting 01-07-10 07:56 AM

Don't know about you, but i am terrified.

jsharr 01-07-10 07:58 AM

I have been doing this for years. Much better marbling on the larger members of your species. But I find the taste of self loathing to be quite nice, almost worth the tough, stringy poor quality meat that normally is found on the self loathers.

StupidlyBrave 01-07-10 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by jsharr (Post 10237124)
almost worth the tough, stringy poor quality meat that normally is found on the self loathers.

You might be interested in my jerky recipe.

ModoVincere 01-07-10 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by jsharr (Post 10237124)
I have been doing this for years. Much better marbling on the larger members of your species. But I find the taste of self loathing to be quite nice, almost worth the tough, stringy poor quality meat that normally is found on the self loathers.

you must be saving Pcad for the final meal then.

jsharr 01-07-10 09:31 AM

is that what you kids are calling it now?

colorider 01-07-10 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by jsharr (Post 10237124)
I have been doing this for years. Much better marbling on the larger members of your species. But I find the taste of self loathing to be quite nice, almost worth the tough, stringy poor quality meat that normally is found on the self loathers.

Sure, but the amount of marinating and time for slow braising you'd have to do on the stringy ones make it hardly be worth the trouble.

Gilla Gorilla 01-07-10 10:37 AM

Didn't know that they had that many cannibals over in the UK. At least here in AZ all our aliens just jack cars sell drugs and beat their wives/ girlfriends.

jsharr 01-07-10 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Gilla Gorilla (Post 10237754)
Didn't know that they had that many cannibals over in the UK. At least here in AZ all our aliens just jack cars sell drugs and beat their wives/ girlfriends.

Maybe they should all just go home.

Gilla Gorilla 01-07-10 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by jsharr (Post 10237772)

Nah then there wouldn't be anything for the news people to talk about.

colorider 01-07-10 10:51 AM

I do find it ironic that there's a Jillian Michaels ad at the top of this thread. Hardly any fat on her and she does look edible. :innocent:

bigbenaugust 01-07-10 11:38 AM

I find it amusing that it's the Cadbury Gym... most likely unrelated of course, but they make a lot of candy in the UK.

ModoVincere 01-07-10 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by bigbenaugust (Post 10238071)
I find it amusing that it's the Cadbury Gym... most likely unrelated of course, but they make a lot of candy in the UK.

sounds like a pretty good business model to me....get em in the beginning, and then in the end.

coasting 01-07-10 03:54 PM

i wouldn't like to eat a cyclist. most must be so stringy

gitarzan 01-07-10 11:36 PM

Shows what they know. Aliens eat healthy. They will eat only lean meat and veggies. So gym denizens and nursing home residents, watch out.

bluevelo 01-08-10 03:56 AM

As someone who has struggled with my weight all of my life - I've never been more than 30 or 40 pounds overweight at the very worst - and I know a lot of people here at BF have openly discussed their weight issues quite frankly - I think people really need to get a sense of humor vis-a-vis this ad. If you *want* to be fat, or don't want to take responsibility for it, be up front about it, rather than defensive. It is a personal choice, just like smoking, taking drugs, or engaging in risky behavior that has consequences if you engage in it long enough.

I saw a horrifying bit on last season's biggest loser. I don't remember the contestant's name, but she was a Hispanic woman and the part of the episode was about going out and eating healthier with her family, and her husband was being a real azz and kept stuffing his face when she told him that he didn't need to eat so much. He was very macho about it. She looked beyond embarrassed. His response, IMHO, was beyond just being a jerk to being genuinely abusive towards her. No wonder her response to dealing with that kind of attitude had been to gain weight. It was very sad.

I don't find the ad offensive, what's offensive is that people seem to much anymore to cry "I'M A VICTIM" when what they're a victim of is their own choices. My late mother said even on her deathbed that "cigarettes didn't give me this cancer, and I will continue to smoke because I enjoy it and I want to." A little more than 24 hours after she said that, she died from the complications of Stage IV lung cancer... brought on by 60 years of smoking.

Very very sad.

Sorry to sort of trying to kill the thread here with my hijack. I agree that people are way over-reacting to the ad with the rest of you. Humans really go nicely with a good wine sauce on the side.

coasting 01-08-10 05:26 AM

well if we must get serious, let's make a serious point.

I doubt you will find a single person, fat or thin, on this forum who finds this joke insulting. everyone here has already made the not insubstantial mental leap to get or stay healthy. many lost weight in the past, some have always lived healthily, but mentally we all accept the benefit of not being fat.

The people who are sensitive to this kind of joke are the ones in denial, who won't make the change and need to be reassured that they will be ok and there is nothing wrong with being unhealthy.

HardyWeinberg 01-08-10 10:20 AM

Recipes aside larger people are slower and easier to harvest.

ModoVincere 01-08-10 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by HardyWeinberg (Post 10242263)
Recipes aside larger people are slower and easier to harvest.

do you skewer them and roast em over an open pit? with an apple in the mouth?

ilikebikes 01-08-10 10:30 AM

I've lost a little weight, but those aliens are still going to eat my fat ass!

substructure 01-08-10 10:59 AM

Fat or not. They'll still probe uranus for whatever reason.

bigbenaugust 01-08-10 11:47 AM

You know, my bike is pretty fat. Will they eat that, or does cro-mo not agree with their delicate alien digestive tracts?


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