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    I smell like a man's aftershave

    Well, my legs and armpits do.

    When I went to buy shaving cream recently, the women's Gilette version was 20 cents more expensive than the man's version, and was available in either lavender or avocado scents. Since I am not overly fond of flowery scents, didn't want to smell like guacamole (avocado? seriously?) and I'm also cheap, I bought the Gilette men's Sentive Skin version.

    It has a nice, pleasant aftershave smell to it. I kind of like it.
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    Interpretation: CBad had a man rub his aftershave scent all over her!!!

    Way to go!!!!
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    P.S. I like my sexy version of the story much better.
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    that's amazing even for foo. smut introduced in first reply.

    excellent
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    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    that's amazing even for foo. smut introduced in first reply.

    excellent
    Thank you.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    i don't understand gender smells. i like the women's shampoos and shower gels. sometimes i get accused of being gay by stupid women friends, just because i smell of almond milk. what so girly about that? when i walk around it smells like a woman is stalking me. i like to live on the edge.


    is it the same for you cbad?
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    this thread stinks, but damn, coasting smells nice. If I was not hetero, he would be on my "hit list."
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    My wife used my shave gel once and said it simply doesn't work the same?

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    Edge does make an unscented shaving gel.

    Just so ya know....
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    this thread stinks, but damn, coasting smells nice. If I was not hetero, he would be on my "hit list."

    remind me to stand with m back to the wall.
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    Congratulations Cbad.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    I love the smell of womens legs in the morning...smells like...victory!

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    I have conflicted feelings about this.

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    Has anyone noticed how CBad and PCad are inextricably and phonetically linked?

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    Quote Originally Posted by patentcad View Post
    Has anyone noticed how CBad and PCad are inextricably and phonetically linked?
    no
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    Quote Originally Posted by patentcad View Post
    Has anyone noticed how CBad and PCad are inextricably and phonetically linked?
    No, but you know what would truly be weird? If both were in advertising. CB radio's and Personal Computers.
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    as long as cbad doesn't smell like cheap aftershave...
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    hey cbad

    what's your favourite male smell. my favourite female smell is some kind of fruity smell. i agree flowery is not good.
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    hey cbad

    i found the perfect job for you.




    i'm hiring, by the way.
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    It was a trick!

    Before:

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    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    i don't understand gender smells. i like the women's shampoos and shower gels. sometimes i get accused of being gay by stupid women friends, just because i smell of almond milk. what so girly about that? when i walk around it smells like a woman is stalking me. i like to live on the edge.


    is it the same for you cbad?
    I tend to like herbal scents rather than flowery ones. A lot of women's products are overly flowery or fruity and I don't like them. I do like the almond or vanilla scents.

    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    Edge does make an unscented shaving gel.

    Just so ya know....
    I looked for unscented and the store did not have it. I figured Sensitive Skin would be the least overpowering of the men's shave creams.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    I tend to like herbal scents rather than flowery ones. A lot of women's products are overly flowery or fruity and I don't like them. I do like the almond or vanilla scents.
    Then you need to try this> http://www.americarx.com/products/15594.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdon View Post
    I haven't seen that in the stores here in SoCal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    I haven't seen that in the stores here in SoCal.
    Hmm, Just bought one yesterday in a San Francisco Walgreen's.

    I have sensitive skin and have never had problems using it. Nice stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patentcad View Post
    Has anyone noticed how CBad and PCad are inextricably and phonetically linked?
    Oh ew.
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