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    Question for the alt girls here....

    My girlfriend, who doesn't have an account on here yet and so is asking through me (lazy cow) is starting to get into trails with me, and has a question for any of the ladies here with regards to intimate piercings and comfort on the saddle.
    What with it being a specific question and me not being in possession of the right.. bits... to be able to give advice, I was wondering if the ladies of BF might have any specific suggestions for minimising discomfort or worse, nasty accidents - and no, taking it out is not the answer she's looking for, I'm afraid :-)

    I throw this important question out onto the floor :-)
    "While my father fought for you, I learnt. While my father glorified your petty administration, I learnt. While he longed every day for our line, Adunís line, to be restored, I learnt. He sent me away to bring the Dark Templar back when the time was right!
    "And you tell me that I cannot do this? That I cannot feel the weight of the universe?
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    Your SO needs to sign up for an account and get access to the womens forum. She also needs to get a bike and try riding. The proof is in the pudding as it were.
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    you might wanna ask JLH

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    didn't that pic get someone accused of posting underage pics?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    your so needs to sign up for an account and get access to the womens forum. She also needs to get a bike and try riding. the proof is in the pudding as it were.


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    : for me too.

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    Moderators are watching this too. So far, the thread hasn't deteriorated, but if it does...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Your SO needs to sign up for an account and get access to the womens forum. She also needs to get a bike and try riding. The proof is in the pudding as it were.
    She has a bike, and we're building another for her. She rides. What she doesn't have yet is the piercing, hence the question...

    Forwarned is forearmed.
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    "And you tell me that I cannot do this? That I cannot feel the weight of the universe?
    "Damn you, Tellan! Aldaris killed my father!"

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    Personally I wouldn't do it. IMO bikes and yeehaw piercings don't do well together. If a tear should happen because of pressure or an accidental fall/hit on the top tube, I would fear infection to be quite high.
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    So your SO is considering getting some bling "down there" and wants to know if said bling would cause any discomfort, amiright? Perhaps the mythical Women's Forum holds the answer you seek.

    But what I wanna know is this: When she brought up the idea of the bling, did either of you wonder what the sensation would be like during...um...initmate cardio workouts?
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    I didn't know you had JLH as your girlfriend.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    JLH already has the bling (or is it vling?), the OP's SO doesn't yet.
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    I didn't know you were dating an alternative universe JLH that time warped into the future.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    It depends on what the piercing is, and on her individual anatomy. Mine is located in such a way that I would never notice it. I'd suggest talking to an experienced professional piercer about it; seems like they'd be able to give you a better idea than anyone else. Her choice of what piercing to get should take that into consideration.

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    What is a/an "alt girl?" Are there "alt women?"

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    Alternative. Can choose to be either way?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Falanx View Post
    My girlfriend, who doesn't have an account on here yet and so is asking through me (lazy cow) is starting to get into trails with me, and has a question for any of the ladies here with regards to intimate piercings and comfort on the saddle.
    What with it being a specific question and me not being in possession of the right.. bits... to be able to give advice, I was wondering if the ladies of BF might have any specific suggestions for minimising discomfort or worse, nasty accidents - and no, taking it out is not the answer she's looking for, I'm afraid :-)

    I throw this important question out onto the floor :-)
    I think the best way for her to minimize discomfort is to find a bf who won't call her a lazy cow.

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    hm, although I picked up on that too, I chose to ignore it and concentrate on the subject matter at hand.

    just sayin'
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    that you are not, in fact, just surrounding yourself with azzholes. -- William Gibson

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    I thought I was reading it wrong because no one said anything. Lazy Cow? Yikes, bro. That's pretty rough.

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    Methinks her riding discomfort will be the least of her problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hannahmontana View Post
    I think the best way for her to minimize discomfort is to find a bf who won't call her a lazy cow.

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    True colors usually come out.
    Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure
    that you are not, in fact, just surrounding yourself with azzholes. -- William Gibson

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