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Old 01-16-10, 08:00 AM   #1
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Question for the alt girls here....

My girlfriend, who doesn't have an account on here yet and so is asking through me (lazy cow) is starting to get into trails with me, and has a question for any of the ladies here with regards to intimate piercings and comfort on the saddle.
What with it being a specific question and me not being in possession of the right.. bits... to be able to give advice, I was wondering if the ladies of BF might have any specific suggestions for minimising discomfort or worse, nasty accidents - and no, taking it out is not the answer she's looking for, I'm afraid :-)

I throw this important question out onto the floor :-)
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Old 01-16-10, 08:14 AM   #2
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Old 01-16-10, 08:18 AM   #3
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Your SO needs to sign up for an account and get access to the womens forum. She also needs to get a bike and try riding. The proof is in the pudding as it were.
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didn't that pic get someone accused of posting underage pics?

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Old 01-16-10, 09:34 AM   #7
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Your SO needs to sign up for an account and get access to the womens forum. She also needs to get a bike and try riding. The proof is in the pudding as it were.
She has a bike, and we're building another for her. She rides. What she doesn't have yet is the piercing, hence the question...

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Personally I wouldn't do it. IMO bikes and yeehaw piercings don't do well together. If a tear should happen because of pressure or an accidental fall/hit on the top tube, I would fear infection to be quite high.
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So your SO is considering getting some bling "down there" and wants to know if said bling would cause any discomfort, amiright? Perhaps the mythical Women's Forum holds the answer you seek.

But what I wanna know is this: When she brought up the idea of the bling, did either of you wonder what the sensation would be like during...um...initmate cardio workouts?
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Old 01-16-10, 11:25 AM   #13
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I didn't know you had JLH as your girlfriend.
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JLH already has the bling (or is it vling?), the OP's SO doesn't yet.
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Old 01-16-10, 11:42 AM   #15
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I didn't know you were dating an alternative universe JLH that time warped into the future.
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It depends on what the piercing is, and on her individual anatomy. Mine is located in such a way that I would never notice it. I'd suggest talking to an experienced professional piercer about it; seems like they'd be able to give you a better idea than anyone else. Her choice of what piercing to get should take that into consideration.
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Alternative. Can choose to be either way?
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My girlfriend, who doesn't have an account on here yet and so is asking through me (lazy cow) is starting to get into trails with me, and has a question for any of the ladies here with regards to intimate piercings and comfort on the saddle.
What with it being a specific question and me not being in possession of the right.. bits... to be able to give advice, I was wondering if the ladies of BF might have any specific suggestions for minimising discomfort or worse, nasty accidents - and no, taking it out is not the answer she's looking for, I'm afraid :-)

I throw this important question out onto the floor :-)
I think the best way for her to minimize discomfort is to find a bf who won't call her a lazy cow.
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Old 01-16-10, 06:04 PM   #21
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hm, although I picked up on that too, I chose to ignore it and concentrate on the subject matter at hand.

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I thought I was reading it wrong because no one said anything. Lazy Cow? Yikes, bro. That's pretty rough.
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