My H.S. senior has been accepted into WVU's engineering school. Now all of a sudden he thinks Morgantown is "too big".... I am sure this has something to do with his GF wanting to attend another state school 20 miles down the road.
Am I better off just chopping his non-functioning head off (thus saving myself alot of college cost), or convincing the GF that she, too, should just go to WVU?