So on Christmas a relative gives me a pack of 'bones' for the dogs. I've never seen any like this, and I'm pretty particular about what they eat. So I look at the ingredients to see what it is. Hmm. Steer Pizzle... what the heck is that?? My niece (a cowgirl, seriously) says that this is err........cow penis. I laughed at her and said "nu uh!!" She giggled and said "Yep, auntie. It's PENIS".
I still can't open that pack. And I get that song "Double Dutch Bus" by Frankie Smith on my mind every time I see it.