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    Bones, rawhides, schmizzle izzle pizzle.

    So on Christmas a relative gives me a pack of 'bones' for the dogs. I've never seen any like this, and I'm pretty particular about what they eat. So I look at the ingredients to see what it is. Hmm. Steer Pizzle... what the heck is that?? My niece (a cowgirl, seriously) says that this is err........cow penis. I laughed at her and said "nu uh!!" She giggled and said "Yep, auntie. It's PENIS".



    I still can't open that pack. And I get that song "Double Dutch Bus" by Frankie Smith on my mind every time I see it.
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    I know what you mean about being fussy.....first thing I check on pet treats is to make sure they are MADE IN THE USA. I've heard horror stories about treats made in China and other places that don't have same regulations and god knows what is contaminating the treats.

    As far as steer pizzle...have no clue. I'd ask at one of the high end pet stores in the area. Surely you have some...we have plenty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    I know what you mean about being fussy.....first thing I check on pet treats is to make sure they are MADE IN THE USA. I've heard horror stories about treats made in China and other places that don't have same regulations and god knows what is contaminating the treats.

    As far as steer pizzle...have no clue. I'd ask at one of the high end pet stores in the area. Surely you have some...we have plenty.
    You're not listeningggggggggg!!!! *says in a sing songy sorta way* I have a pack already. I feel funny giving it to them.
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    YOU'RE NOT LISTENING........I said to go to a high end pet store to ask them about them.

    God you can be a dingleberry sometimes.
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    You're not listeningggggggggg!!!! *says in a sing songy sorta way* I have a pack already. I feel funny giving it to them.
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    You don't make sense. What am I supposed to ask?
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    OK, grab that pack, aggressively slice it open (no, don't flash on Lorena Bobbitt), and throw the contents out in the yard for the dogs to devour!

    Maybe save one for that dog next door...lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    You don't make sense. What am I supposed to ask?
    You said you weren't sure if your aunt was right....I thought you were trying to find what the ingredient was and if it was safe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    You said you weren't sure if your aunt was right....I thought you were trying to find what the ingredient was and if it was safe.
    You're not listeninggggggggggggggg!!! I'm the aunt. And I never said my niece was wrong. I just said "nu uh" because I thought that was so......EWWWwwwwwwwww!!! And safe or not, I'm not feeding my dogs steer penis. Gross.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DX-MAN View Post
    OK, grab that pack, aggressively slice it open (no, don't flash on Lorena Bobbitt), and throw the contents out in the yard for the dogs to devour!

    Maybe save one for that dog next door...lol.

    DX there's like 20 pizzles (there goes that song again) in that pack. I don't even want to touch them.
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    What do they look like? Hahahahahaa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    DX there's like 20 pizzles (there goes that song again) in that pack. I don't even want to touch them.
    Slice the bag, hold onto the outside of the bag, and sling like a frisbee! And if you don't want to feed them to your dogs, toss 'em ALL over the fence!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    You're not listeninggggggggggggggg!!! I'm the aunt. And I never said my niece was wrong. I just said "nu uh" because I thought that was so......EWWWwwwwwwwww!!! And safe or not, I'm not feeding my dogs steer penis. Gross.
    Come on! Your dog has eaten worse! My 17lb Schnauzer eats moles, birds, and other ALIVE stuff. She comes inside with FRESH BLOOD on her face! You've got a coyote/dog mix! It can eat a little penis!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RUOkie View Post
    Come on! Your dog has eaten worse! My 17lb Schnauzer eats moles, birds, and other ALIVE stuff. She comes inside with FRESH BLOOD on her face! You've got a coyote/dog mix! It can eat a little penis!
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    Ask Ruben to send you some condoms so you won't have to touch them.
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    His are used.
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    I haven't given one to my dog yet, but I've heard they love 'em.

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    Anybody seen the Ross Taylor Original canes and putters? You can choose a bull penis or a buffalo penis!

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    What's the big deal? Considering that they are in a package already, I don't think the creature that donated them will mind who eats it.

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    This thread gives a whole new meaning to giving the dog a bone.
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    ok Siu, I guess this all comes down to - What gender are your dogs?
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    Two females and a male.

    Maybe I'll regift them!

    Or I know!! How about I just send them to you guys and y'all post pics of yourself gnawin' on 'em?
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    It's probably no worse than what appears in hot dogs.

    I won't feed a dog anything I'm afraid to eat myself. But I will feed them things that my teeth can't handle like rawhide chewies....

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    Now that I think about, Ball Park Franks "plump" when ya cook em............ banerjek may be onto something here.
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    OH ewwwwwww!!!
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