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    Young guys looking for a girlfriend.....

    OK....every other day it seems some young guy posts some heartfelt breakup story and are now back "on the market". Many ask where to meet girls.

    Well.....I think I've found the mother load (after getting old and married)....so listen up.

    Requirements:
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    Must love to work you ass off for free



    I recently started volunteering at the local Humane Society and let me tell you. 90% of the employees and volunteers are young, single women. So guys......go help those poochies and kitty cats and meet some nice girls!!


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    Yeah, but you have to admit they are a special breed...of woman. Hence 90% are single?

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    There is definitely a percentage of those, but I think most are straight.

    Quote Originally Posted by SonataInFSharp View Post
    Yeah, but you have to admit they are a special breed...of woman. Hence 90% are single?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    But won't they smell like wet cat and dog all day?
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    So Nair will melt my fingernails off so I don't have to cut 'em? Sweet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiuBWhy View Post
    But won't they smell like wet cat and dog all day?
    then you can shower with them.....

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    Fair number of crazies as well. You know, "cat ladies".
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    Being full of crap and depositing it here consistently is really nothing to be proud of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RUOkie View Post
    Fair number of crazies as well. You know, "cat ladies".
    You don't take them to your place...you go to theirs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    You don't take them to your place...you go to theirs.
    They sometimes have claws and sharp teeth.
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbie53 View Post
    Being full of crap and depositing it here consistently is really nothing to be proud of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RUOkie View Post
    They sometimes have claws and sharp teeth.
    chics dig scars.....so it'll just help in the future.

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    Get a dog. Or have an illegitimate child (however, that would require a girl in the first place, so scratch that idea).

    Dogs = chick magnets

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    Quote Originally Posted by RUOkie View Post
    Fair number of crazies as well. You know, "cat ladies".
    they'd be the reserves for crazy cat ladies.
    actually, I've been to one of those houses. They really just love animals, are sometimes vets who find stray cats and treat them at their home.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    Forget the puppies and cats!

    These young guys just need to get off BikeForums and actually interact with chics in person! Borrow someone's baby and take it with you to the mall, beach, laundromat, etc. Babies are the best wing-man ever!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluevelo View Post
    Dogs = chick magnets
    Only if you have better muscle tone on your legs than the dogs. But even if the women run away, dogs are still fun to be around....

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    It's not "dogs" it's PUPPIES and KITTENS.

    Cuter adult dogs (mini fluffy ones like teacup yorkies) still have some chick magnetism but for serious attraction you need a puppy or a kitten.
    I am Fred, hear me slurp my Grande Mocha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob P. View Post
    It's not "dogs" it's PUPPIES and KITTENS.
    So you're saying you don't think the chickies will throw themselves at me? It's just as well since I've been hitched for 13 years.

    Another thing to know about doggies -- they like to sleep between people which can be a factor depending on what you have in mind (this is especially an issue with larger breeds)...

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    Quote Originally Posted by banerjek View Post
    So you're saying you don't think the chickies will throw themselves at me? It's just as well since I've been hitched for 13 years.

    Another thing to know about doggies -- they like to sleep between people which can be a factor depending on what you have in mind (this is especially an issue with larger breeds)...
    The GF wont stay at my place anymore because she wants to sleep in the other half of my bed that my big cat knows belongs to her. Size doesn't matter there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by no motor? View Post
    The GF wont stay at my place anymore because she wants to sleep in the other half of my bed that my big cat knows belongs to her. Size doesn't matter there.
    That's not the problem. Chicks dig dogs. You have a cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    OK....every other day it seems some young guy posts some heartfelt breakup story and are now back "on the market". Many ask where to meet girls.

    Well.....I think I've found the mother load (after getting old and married)....so listen up.

    Requirements:
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    Must love to work you ass off for free



    I recently started volunteering at the local Humane Society and let me tell you. 90% of the employees and volunteers are young, single women. So guys......go help those poochies and kitty cats and meet some nice girls!!


    That is all.
    Excellent tip

    And for those in college/university, join an ecologically/green-themed club... when I did it was about 4:1 female-to-male. When I did, during the first meeting I had to bite my lip to keep from grinning
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    Quote Originally Posted by RUOkie View Post
    They sometimes have claws and sharp teeth.
    Sometimes that's a good thing.
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
    So Tom only hires people that are nutty? Is part of the requirement to be a moderator on this site is that you have to be nuts??
    Forum Guidelines *click here*

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    Wow, your humane society must be different than the one here. The only women I've seen at ours were bigger and stronger than me, and had thicker mustaches and sideburns.

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    These girls are either insane, crazy, ****ing weird, or taken (and weird).

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    i say they're nuts.

    any other charity hot spots? poor people, old people, children, fashionable diseases.....what charities attract nice people and weeds out the loons?
    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

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    Try kids charities:
    Boys & Girls Club
    Big Brother/Sister programmes
    Girls Inc.
    UNICEF
    Canines for Disabled Kids
    International Child Art Foundation
    KaBOOM! (this one's fun!)
    Make-a-Wish Foundation

    Avoid Girl Scouts, they're a bunch of Lesbian Nazi men-haters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DannoXYZ View Post
    Try kids charities:
    Boys & Girls Club
    Big Brother/Sister programmes
    Girls Inc.
    UNICEF
    Canines for Disabled Kids
    International Child Art Foundation
    KaBOOM! (this one's fun!)
    Make-a-Wish Foundation

    Avoid Girl Scouts, they're a bunch of Lesbian Nazi men-haters.
    just make sure you aren't on any paedophile watch list before taking up any kid jobs.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    what is this year's fashionable disease? if you don't know, stick with aids. can't go wrong there.
    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

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