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Old 01-22-10, 02:27 PM   #1
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Young guys looking for a girlfriend.....

OK....every other day it seems some young guy posts some heartfelt breakup story and are now back "on the market". Many ask where to meet girls.

Well.....I think I've found the mother load (after getting old and married)....so listen up.

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Must love to work you ass off for free



I recently started volunteering at the local Humane Society and let me tell you. 90% of the employees and volunteers are young, single women. So guys......go help those poochies and kitty cats and meet some nice girls!!


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Old 01-22-10, 02:34 PM   #2
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Yeah, but you have to admit they are a special breed...of woman. Hence 90% are single?
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Old 01-22-10, 02:47 PM   #3
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There is definitely a percentage of those, but I think most are straight.

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Yeah, but you have to admit they are a special breed...of woman. Hence 90% are single?
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But won't they smell like wet cat and dog all day?
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But won't they smell like wet cat and dog all day?
then you can shower with them.....
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Fair number of crazies as well. You know, "cat ladies".
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Fair number of crazies as well. You know, "cat ladies".
You don't take them to your place...you go to theirs.
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You don't take them to your place...you go to theirs.
They sometimes have claws and sharp teeth.
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They sometimes have claws and sharp teeth.
chics dig scars.....so it'll just help in the future.
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Get a dog. Or have an illegitimate child (however, that would require a girl in the first place, so scratch that idea).

Dogs = chick magnets
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Fair number of crazies as well. You know, "cat ladies".
they'd be the reserves for crazy cat ladies.
actually, I've been to one of those houses. They really just love animals, are sometimes vets who find stray cats and treat them at their home.
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Forget the puppies and cats!

These young guys just need to get off BikeForums and actually interact with chics in person! Borrow someone's baby and take it with you to the mall, beach, laundromat, etc. Babies are the best wing-man ever!!!
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Dogs = chick magnets
Only if you have better muscle tone on your legs than the dogs. But even if the women run away, dogs are still fun to be around....
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It's not "dogs" it's PUPPIES and KITTENS.

Cuter adult dogs (mini fluffy ones like teacup yorkies) still have some chick magnetism but for serious attraction you need a puppy or a kitten.
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It's not "dogs" it's PUPPIES and KITTENS.
So you're saying you don't think the chickies will throw themselves at me? It's just as well since I've been hitched for 13 years.

Another thing to know about doggies -- they like to sleep between people which can be a factor depending on what you have in mind (this is especially an issue with larger breeds)...
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So you're saying you don't think the chickies will throw themselves at me? It's just as well since I've been hitched for 13 years.

Another thing to know about doggies -- they like to sleep between people which can be a factor depending on what you have in mind (this is especially an issue with larger breeds)...
The GF wont stay at my place anymore because she wants to sleep in the other half of my bed that my big cat knows belongs to her. Size doesn't matter there.
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The GF wont stay at my place anymore because she wants to sleep in the other half of my bed that my big cat knows belongs to her. Size doesn't matter there.
That's not the problem. Chicks dig dogs. You have a cat.
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OK....every other day it seems some young guy posts some heartfelt breakup story and are now back "on the market". Many ask where to meet girls.

Well.....I think I've found the mother load (after getting old and married)....so listen up.

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I recently started volunteering at the local Humane Society and let me tell you. 90% of the employees and volunteers are young, single women. So guys......go help those poochies and kitty cats and meet some nice girls!!


That is all.
Excellent tip

And for those in college/university, join an ecologically/green-themed club... when I did it was about 4:1 female-to-male. When I did, during the first meeting I had to bite my lip to keep from grinning

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Sometimes that's a good thing.
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Wow, your humane society must be different than the one here. The only women I've seen at ours were bigger and stronger than me, and had thicker mustaches and sideburns.
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These girls are either insane, crazy, ****ing weird, or taken (and weird).
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i say they're nuts.

any other charity hot spots? poor people, old people, children, fashionable diseases.....what charities attract nice people and weeds out the loons?
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Try kids charities:
Boys & Girls Club
Big Brother/Sister programmes
Girls Inc.
UNICEF
Canines for Disabled Kids
International Child Art Foundation
KaBOOM! (this one's fun!)
Make-a-Wish Foundation
Avoid Girl Scouts, they're a bunch of Lesbian Nazi men-haters.
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Try kids charities:
Boys & Girls Club
Big Brother/Sister programmes
Girls Inc.
UNICEF
Canines for Disabled Kids
International Child Art Foundation
KaBOOM! (this one's fun!)
Make-a-Wish Foundation
Avoid Girl Scouts, they're a bunch of Lesbian Nazi men-haters.
just make sure you aren't on any paedophile watch list before taking up any kid jobs.
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what is this year's fashionable disease? if you don't know, stick with aids. can't go wrong there.
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