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Old 01-26-10, 05:55 PM   #1
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Things with high suck factors

One thing per response. Let's see how far we can take this.

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Old 01-26-10, 05:58 PM   #2
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Old 01-26-10, 06:18 PM   #7
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Old 01-26-10, 06:40 PM   #8
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Old 01-26-10, 07:01 PM   #12
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Old 01-26-10, 07:28 PM   #17
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Actually, no. Bilge pumps may throw high volume, but their usable head is very low. That is to say, they have a low suck factor.

My submission - poorly timed traffic lights
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Old 01-26-10, 08:26 PM   #20
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Some suck required here.
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Old 01-26-10, 08:33 PM   #21
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