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    beast mode bluevelo's Avatar
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    Things with high suck factors

    One thing per response. Let's see how far we can take this.

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    Wonder bread sticking to the roof of your mouth.
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    Canine excrement.
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    I think I dislodged a filling chomping down on a redhot atomic fireball.

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    wet socks
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    Kirby


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    Seņor Member USAZorro's Avatar
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    bilge pumps
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    Super charged HEMIS!
    I think its disgusting and terrible how people treat Lance Armstrong, especially after winning 7 Tour de France Titles while on drugs!

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    Sock with no match.

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    umm... jet aircraft?
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    these
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    This is a g-rated site, must not respond like I want to......ahhhh....

    Segways....

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    Stitches behind the knee.

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    BFers who actually try to insult other members with signature lines. How pathetic is that?

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    double standard post-counting
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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    bilge pumps
    Actually, no. Bilge pumps may throw high volume, but their usable head is very low. That is to say, they have a low suck factor.

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    $15k/hr escorts

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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    Kirby

    They don't suck, they pressure-push.

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    Some suck required here.
    Last edited by daredevil; 01-27-10 at 04:45 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maelstrom View Post
    This is a g-rated site, must not respond like I want to......ahhhh....

    Segways....

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    sunburn on the top of your feet.....makes wearing shoes not possible.
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    Finding magic nose goblins under the office chair you've sat in... for years.

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    Workplace reorganizations, a/k/a org chart musical chairs.
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