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Old 02-08-10, 09:42 AM   #1
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The SPAM thread!!!

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instead of meatballs use small cubes of SPAM cooked in with the sauce, throw it over the cooked spaghetti and enjoy!.....wait......you meant "spam".....never mind.
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You know that guy who invented the Pet Rock? he made a million dollars! Do you have a great idea too but don't know where to start? Let me be your consultant! I have people skills, I'm good at dealing with people! Send me your fax today!
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You know that guy who invented the Pet Rock? he made a million dollars! Do you have a great idea too but don't know where to start? Let me be your consultant! I have people skills, I'm good at dealing with people! Send me your fax today!
You need to inject more bad grammar and make the sentences a bit more incoherent.
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Old 02-08-10, 03:40 PM   #9
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Twas brilling and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogroves and the momewraths outgrabe\
Beware the jabberwock my son
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch
Beware the jubjub bird
and shun the frumios bandersnatch
He took his vorpal sword in hand
long time the manxsome foe he sought
Then rested he neith the tumtum tree
and stood a while in thought
And as in uffish thought the stood
The jabberwock with eyes of flame
came whiffling through the tulgey wood
and burpled as it came
One two One two
and through and through
the vorpal blade went snicker snack
He left it dead and with its head
He went galumphing back
And hast thou slain the jabberwock
come to my arms my beamish boy.
Calloo Callay, Oh frabjous day
He chortled in his joy.
Twas brillig and the slithy toves
did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogroves
and the momewraths outgrabe!
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