You know what they say, right? Diamonds are forever... Well, the natural state of carbon (which is what diamonds are) is carbon graphite, eg, charcoal. Diamonds will eventually break down and turn to graphite but charcoal will remain charcoal. If you want to give a gift that will truly mirror your love for her, give her a hunk of charcoal this Valentine's day.
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