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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Give the gift of charcoal this Valentines day.

    You know what they say, right? Diamonds are forever... Well, the natural state of carbon (which is what diamonds are) is carbon graphite, eg, charcoal. Diamonds will eventually break down and turn to graphite but charcoal will remain charcoal. If you want to give a gift that will truly mirror your love for her, give her a hunk of charcoal this Valentine's day.

    This has been an Unsafe Productions Public Service Announcement.

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    No, I want to have sex on Valentine's Day. Plus escorts won't take charcoal.

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    Unsafe. You can tell us about the breakup on feb 15th.
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    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobfromwaco View Post
    No, I want to have sex on Valentine's Day. Plus escorts won't take charcoal.
    +1

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    So are you telling us in a round about way that you are getting hitched?
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobfromwaco View Post
    No, I want to have sex on Valentine's Day. Plus escorts won't take charcoal.
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    Thanks guys, now I am in the mood for BBQ'd streetwalker........................... :-(
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Thanks guys, now I am in the mood for BBQ'd streetwalker........................... :-(
    I have some leftovers. Cooked 'er up only 2 days ago. Still good.
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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre View Post
    I have some leftovers. Cooked 'er up only 2 days ago. Still good.
    does it come with fries?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    does it come with fries?
    Nope. Fires.

    EDIT: Yeah, sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bklyn
    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    I like UA's idea. It starts the prep for March 14th.








    Steak and BJ day!
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    I've knows some people that could put that charcoal where the sun don't shine and you'd have a diamond in week they were so tight.

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    Spend the diamond money on a really good bottle of wine. Then you can both enjoy it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    So are you telling us in a round about way that you are getting hitched?
    He says, "Only if you're willing to wear charcoal on your finger."

    When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. - Jimi Hendrix

    Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans. - John Lennon


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    Quote Originally Posted by <3 2 Ride View Post
    He says, "Only if you're willing to wear charcoal on your finger."

    I picture that getting messy. Unless you could put clear nail polish or something over top of it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by <3 2 Ride View Post
    He says, "Only if you're willing to wear charcoal on your finger."

    Forget charcoal and diamonds. I want the One Ring of Power:

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    I have the popcorn!!! Who has the beer!???!!


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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Forget charcoal and diamonds. I want the One Ring of Power:


    Pwnd.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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