i once woke up naked in the middle of a field, with no recollection of the previous 6 hours.
I don't believe i had been abducted as:
A. That's silly
b. Did not feel like i had been anal probed, but who knows.
Upon quizzing my friends about the situation later i was informed of burning my own clothes & running around like a lunatic, barking at the moon. I did not believe this, but the story became irrefutable as many (very compromising) pictures were posted on the company bulletin board the next week.