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Old 02-12-10, 12:06 PM   #1
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Let's Play A Game

I've created an email address, strictly for this game, Cat6Legs@live.com

Use a separate email address, one that you would normally not use. Send me a story that you wouldn't normally share with others. Something that you've witnessed or personally done.

I do not want to know your name or BF name. I've done this on other forums and it turns out to be fun. I will post the stories and not disclose the email address associated.

Let's see how this turns out.
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Old 02-12-10, 12:16 PM   #2
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LOL! First one is in..

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I wouldn't normally tell anybody this, but....

I had sex with your mom.

Pcad's, too.

If it makes you feel any better, your mom was better than Pcad's.
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Old 02-12-10, 12:17 PM   #3
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And a 2nd already!

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Alright, I'll play the game. Just don't include this email address.

I grew up in South Texas, a place where real tough guys run the town and police make their own laws. I was 12 years old at the time (about 40 years ago). It was the middle of the night, roughly 3am and I heard a noise in the house. My bedroom was situated next to my parents, and I could hear them whispering about something. I sat up in my bed, but it was compeletely dark. The kind of dark that happens when you're in a well lit room and someone turns off the lights. A few minutes later, suddenly my door bursts open and I hear men fighting. I can't really see what's going on until my mom turns on the light.

It's my father and a Mexican immigrant. My father is holding him down and my mother runs to get the shotgun. My dad was a big hunter then and always had guns around the house.

My mom runs back into the room and hands my dad the shotgun. The man is shaking and pleading with my dad, but neither of us could understand him.

Then, I'll never forget, my father tells me to close my eyes. I've never heard a more loud noise in my life and suddenly the room is quiet. My father shot the man. It was the worst thing I've ever seen and I still think about it from time to time.

Well, ok, there's your story. Post it if you would like.

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Old 02-12-10, 12:26 PM   #4
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Numero Tres

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After highschool, I slept with this chick for the summer. She thought we were dating, but I was just having fun. Near the end of the summer, she stopped by my house to pick up her clothes that had been left behind. She had gotten a ride from these 2 creepy looking guys in a beat-up pickup truck.

When she was pulling away, these men just continue to stare at me. It was so creepy!

A couple days later, she went missing. There were signs posted all around my town. Nobody ever saw her again.
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Old 02-12-10, 12:34 PM   #5
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Holy hell the 2nd story was crazy.

edit- 3rd is creepy as well :O
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Old 02-12-10, 12:37 PM   #6
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4...

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Every time I read a pcad thread, I want to slit my throat.

True story.
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Old 02-12-10, 12:39 PM   #7
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well done Nick.
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Old 02-12-10, 12:39 PM   #8
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I am married and have 3 kids.

I spend about 2 grand on prostitutes every month. My wife has no idea.
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Old 02-12-10, 12:49 PM   #9
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Old 02-12-10, 12:58 PM   #10
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brilliant idea, Nick...











































See you in the 199.
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Old 02-12-10, 01:04 PM   #11
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Keep 'em coming!

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My secret is that I'm a loser.

I'm a popular member of this forum, people like me and I'm knowledgeable in this sport. However, that's all I do.

I ride my bike to work, I take the long way home and when I get home, it's bicycling magazines, TdF video's and youtube clips of Armstrong. I train hard, eat right and take care of my bike. Sound's dedicated, right?

My issue, is that I'm afraid. I've never raced in my life, but I tell all my friends and family that I do. I was a wuss in highschool, got picked on my whole life and it's messed my head up seriously.

I've thought about seeking therapy, but I'm afraid to do that. Hoping that I can break from this mold and actually give it a shot some day.

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Old 02-12-10, 01:12 PM   #12
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2 is creepy.
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Are they talking about spectators feeding the cyclists? You know, like don't feed the bears?
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Old 02-12-10, 01:21 PM   #13
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best thread in a long, long, long time.
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Old 02-12-10, 01:23 PM   #14
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7.. Lol!

Gimme more! These are great.

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i once woke up naked in the middle of a field, with no recollection of the previous 6 hours.

I don't believe i had been abducted as:
A. That's silly
b. Did not feel like i had been anal probed, but who knows.

Upon quizzing my friends about the situation later i was informed of burning my own clothes & running around like a lunatic, barking at the moon. I did not believe this, but the story became irrefutable as many (very compromising) pictures were posted on the company bulletin board the next week.

****ers!
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Old 02-12-10, 01:41 PM   #15
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HAHA.

I joined this forum to get expert and thoroughly backed up cycling gen...but it appears to offer far FAR more.

Solid
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Old 02-12-10, 01:47 PM   #16
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I gotta agree. One of the more interesting threads in a while. And also...199 inc!
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Old 02-12-10, 02:39 PM   #17
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I stole my mothers wedding ring and sold it to buy a Cervelo P3. Her insurance covered the ring, but nobody every found out. I would do it again!
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Old 02-12-10, 03:40 PM   #18
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Nice variation of PostSecret.
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Old 02-12-10, 03:46 PM   #19
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Nice variation of PostSecret.
Actually, I've never seen that site. Quick google search and now I know what you're talking about. Pretty cool

postsecret.blogspot.com
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Old 02-12-10, 03:48 PM   #20
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Let's see how this turns out.
Thus far, like some sort of freak show.
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Old 02-12-10, 03:59 PM   #21
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Thus far, like some sort of freak show.

so which one was your story?

What a great thread.
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Old 02-12-10, 04:00 PM   #22
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sounds like a ruffie or two were involved in #7.

These stories are all kind of creepie...
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Old 02-12-10, 05:15 PM   #23
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When I was 17 and had my drivers license for about three months, my little brother was always wanting to go the DisneyLand. So I told him we were going and then I drove around for like three hours and then pulled up to an old abandoned warehouse that had burned down.

Oh no! I screamed, Someone burned down DisneyLand!

My little brother cried and cried but deep down I think he thought it was pretty funny.


Um, this thing isn't on, is it?
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Old 02-12-10, 06:49 PM   #24
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...as we stood atop the Eiffel Tower on Bastille Day, the fireworks exploding about us matched only by the exploding passion we were experiencing, and the sultry summer's heat mirroring the heat of our mutual lust. I unveiled my ample manhood and she gasped in disbelief that such a monstrosity could be in any way related to anything that was of human origin. With hundreds of amazed and amused onlookers cheering us on, we then proceeded to...

I wonder how this anonymous gmail account thing is going to turn out.
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