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    Senior Member NickDavid's Avatar
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    Let's Play A Game

    I've created an email address, strictly for this game, Cat6Legs@live.com

    Use a separate email address, one that you would normally not use. Send me a story that you wouldn't normally share with others. Something that you've witnessed or personally done.

    I do not want to know your name or BF name. I've done this on other forums and it turns out to be fun. I will post the stories and not disclose the email address associated.

    Let's see how this turns out.

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    LOL! First one is in..

    I wouldn't normally tell anybody this, but....

    I had sex with your mom.

    Pcad's, too.

    If it makes you feel any better, your mom was better than Pcad's.

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    And a 2nd already!


    Alright, I'll play the game. Just don't include this email address.

    I grew up in South Texas, a place where real tough guys run the town and police make their own laws. I was 12 years old at the time (about 40 years ago). It was the middle of the night, roughly 3am and I heard a noise in the house. My bedroom was situated next to my parents, and I could hear them whispering about something. I sat up in my bed, but it was compeletely dark. The kind of dark that happens when you're in a well lit room and someone turns off the lights. A few minutes later, suddenly my door bursts open and I hear men fighting. I can't really see what's going on until my mom turns on the light.

    It's my father and a Mexican immigrant. My father is holding him down and my mother runs to get the shotgun. My dad was a big hunter then and always had guns around the house.

    My mom runs back into the room and hands my dad the shotgun. The man is shaking and pleading with my dad, but neither of us could understand him.

    Then, I'll never forget, my father tells me to close my eyes. I've never heard a more loud noise in my life and suddenly the room is quiet. My father shot the man. It was the worst thing I've ever seen and I still think about it from time to time.

    Well, ok, there's your story. Post it if you would like.


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    Numero Tres

    After highschool, I slept with this chick for the summer. She thought we were dating, but I was just having fun. Near the end of the summer, she stopped by my house to pick up her clothes that had been left behind. She had gotten a ride from these 2 creepy looking guys in a beat-up pickup truck.

    When she was pulling away, these men just continue to stare at me. It was so creepy!

    A couple days later, she went missing. There were signs posted all around my town. Nobody ever saw her again.

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    Holy hell the 2nd story was crazy.

    edit- 3rd is creepy as well :O

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    4...

    Every time I read a pcad thread, I want to slit my throat.

    True story.

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    well done Nick.

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    5.

    I am married and have 3 kids.

    I spend about 2 grand on prostitutes every month. My wife has no idea.

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    Interesting... *subscribed*

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    brilliant idea, Nick...











































    See you in the 199.

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    Keep 'em coming!

    6...

    My secret is that I'm a loser.

    I'm a popular member of this forum, people like me and I'm knowledgeable in this sport. However, that's all I do.

    I ride my bike to work, I take the long way home and when I get home, it's bicycling magazines, TdF video's and youtube clips of Armstrong. I train hard, eat right and take care of my bike. Sound's dedicated, right?

    My issue, is that I'm afraid. I've never raced in my life, but I tell all my friends and family that I do. I was a wuss in highschool, got picked on my whole life and it's messed my head up seriously.

    I've thought about seeking therapy, but I'm afraid to do that. Hoping that I can break from this mold and actually give it a shot some day.


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    2 is creepy.
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    Are they talking about spectators feeding the cyclists? You know, like don't feed the bears?

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    best thread in a long, long, long time.
    Neurosis is always a substitute for legitimate suffering.

    - Jung

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    7.. Lol!

    Gimme more! These are great.

    i once woke up naked in the middle of a field, with no recollection of the previous 6 hours.

    I don't believe i had been abducted as:
    A. That's silly
    b. Did not feel like i had been anal probed, but who knows.

    Upon quizzing my friends about the situation later i was informed of burning my own clothes & running around like a lunatic, barking at the moon. I did not believe this, but the story became irrefutable as many (very compromising) pictures were posted on the company bulletin board the next week.

    ****ers!

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    HAHA.

    I joined this forum to get expert and thoroughly backed up cycling gen...but it appears to offer far FAR more.

    Solid
    HAKUNA MATATA!

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    I gotta agree. One of the more interesting threads in a while. And also...199 inc!
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    So Nair will melt my fingernails off so I don't have to cut 'em? Sweet!

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    8.


    I stole my mothers wedding ring and sold it to buy a Cervelo P3. Her insurance covered the ring, but nobody every found out. I would do it again!

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    Nice variation of PostSecret.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tuxbailey View Post
    Nice variation of PostSecret.
    Actually, I've never seen that site. Quick google search and now I know what you're talking about. Pretty cool

    postsecret.blogspot.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickDavid View Post
    Let's see how this turns out.
    Thus far, like some sort of freak show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velo Vol View Post
    Thus far, like some sort of freak show.

    so which one was your story?

    What a great thread.
    See? You are a mack daddy Coasting.....quote hannahmontana
    Coasting, you are a mack daddy and a genius....quote Serendipper

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    sounds like a ruffie or two were involved in #7.

    These stories are all kind of creepie...

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    When I was 17 and had my drivers license for about three months, my little brother was always wanting to go the DisneyLand. So I told him we were going and then I drove around for like three hours and then pulled up to an old abandoned warehouse that had burned down.

    Oh no! I screamed, Someone burned down DisneyLand!

    My little brother cried and cried but deep down I think he thought it was pretty funny.


    Um, this thing isn't on, is it?

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    ...as we stood atop the Eiffel Tower on Bastille Day, the fireworks exploding about us matched only by the exploding passion we were experiencing, and the sultry summer's heat mirroring the heat of our mutual lust. I unveiled my ample manhood and she gasped in disbelief that such a monstrosity could be in any way related to anything that was of human origin. With hundreds of amazed and amused onlookers cheering us on, we then proceeded to...

    I wonder how this anonymous gmail account thing is going to turn out.

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    Welcome to Foo
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    People do not seem to realize that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character.
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