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Old 02-14-10, 11:17 AM   #1
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I must be a mutant

Since I can do what my wife considers to be impossible.

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I can defecate and urinate at the same time, simultaneously.
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Old 02-14-10, 11:19 AM   #2
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That is important to be able to do that.
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just try puking, coughing, defecating and urinating all together.
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just try puking, coughing, defecating and urinating all together.
Been there, done that. It was so violent that I fell off the pot and smashed my face into the tub.
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Someone said breaking wind at both ends at the same time was impossible too!
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Someone said breaking wind at both ends at the same time was impossible too!
yes, I'd be concerned too if farts were coming out of your nose, nostrils, ears and tear ducts while you were respirating through your butt.
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Someone said breaking wind at both ends at the same time was impossible too!
Challenge accepted. I'm going to need beer and some Buffalo wings. Probably wouldn't hurt to have some refried beans as well.

Should I warn the family of the attempt?
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Holy carp! No sooner than I hit submit on my previous post, I actually coughed orally and expelled air anally.
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Holy carp! No sooner than I hit submit on my previous post, I actually coughed orally and expelled air anally.
As long as it's all on the dry-ish side, it's OK.
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Let us know how life in the circus sideshow business goes.
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You calling me a freak?? Aw, I didn't know anyone actually noticed...
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Since I can do what my wife considers to be impossible.

Don't scroll down if you are offended by certain biological functions.
no one can possibly be offended.
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Old 02-14-10, 06:42 PM   #15
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I woke up a few morning with super hearing, the doc couldn't explain it and all three time it went away within 24 hours, my wife just thinks I'm weird. =0(
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just try puking, coughing, defecating and urinating all together.
used to call that sunday morning.
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what sux is when you sneeze and fart at the same time......in a quiet office environment!
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Old 02-15-10, 07:44 AM   #19
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so glad you shared that with us. NOT!

when given the choice, which would you do 1st? throw up or let go with diarrhea?

or can you do both of those simultaneously as well?

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Someone said breaking wind at both ends at the same time was impossible too!
I can do that, but then I suffer from shartness of breath.
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Old 02-15-10, 11:04 AM   #21
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Anyone else like to eat and poo at the same time?
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Depends.
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^^Required or simply as insurance?
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I've found them indisposable on occasion.
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I'm so blessed to have scrolled down, my month is complete. What more can happen in this month?

PS: I did the cough puke diahreha whizzing thing and fell face first into a heating grate.
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