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    I must be a mutant

    Since I can do what my wife considers to be impossible.

    Don't scroll down if you are offended by certain biological functions.











































    I can defecate and urinate at the same time, simultaneously.
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    That is important to be able to do that.
    [SIZE=1][B]What I like about Texas[/B]
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    Set F1re To The Ra1n ( NY Night Rain Ride)
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    too much fiber

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    just try puking, coughing, defecating and urinating all together.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    just try puking, coughing, defecating and urinating all together.
    Been there, done that. It was so violent that I fell off the pot and smashed my face into the tub.
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    Someone said breaking wind at both ends at the same time was impossible too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grishnak View Post
    Someone said breaking wind at both ends at the same time was impossible too!
    yes, I'd be concerned too if farts were coming out of your nose, nostrils, ears and tear ducts while you were respirating through your butt.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grishnak View Post
    Someone said breaking wind at both ends at the same time was impossible too!
    Challenge accepted. I'm going to need beer and some Buffalo wings. Probably wouldn't hurt to have some refried beans as well.

    Should I warn the family of the attempt?
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    Holy carp! No sooner than I hit submit on my previous post, I actually coughed orally and expelled air anally.
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    Quote Originally Posted by no1mad View Post
    Holy carp! No sooner than I hit submit on my previous post, I actually coughed orally and expelled air anally.
    As long as it's all on the dry-ish side, it's OK.
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    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    Let us know how life in the circus sideshow business goes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    Let us know how life in the circus sideshow business goes.
    You calling me a freak?? Aw, I didn't know anyone actually noticed...
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    Ride what and in what manner pleases you. Those that mind don't matter, and those that matter don't mind. srsly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by no1mad View Post
    Since I can do what my wife considers to be impossible.

    Don't scroll down if you are offended by certain biological functions.
    no one can possibly be offended.
    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

    No @coasting, you should stay 100% as you are right now, don't change a thing....quote Heathpack

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    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    no one can possibly be offended.
    Truer words were never typed onto a screen when it comes to Foo.
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    I woke up a few morning with super hearing, the doc couldn't explain it and all three time it went away within 24 hours, my wife just thinks I'm weird. =0(
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by no1mad View Post
    You calling me a freak??
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    just try puking, coughing, defecating and urinating all together.
    used to call that sunday morning.
    "harder" is not a very good safeword.

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    what sux is when you sneeze and fart at the same time......in a quiet office environment!

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    so glad you shared that with us. NOT!

    when given the choice, which would you do 1st? throw up or let go with diarrhea?

    or can you do both of those simultaneously as well?

    hahahahaha
    cycling is like baseball ~ it doesn't take much to make it interesting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grishnak View Post
    Someone said breaking wind at both ends at the same time was impossible too!
    I can do that, but then I suffer from shartness of breath.

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    Anyone else like to eat and poo at the same time?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Depends.

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    ^^Required or simply as insurance?

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    I've found them indisposable on occasion.

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    I'm so blessed to have scrolled down, my month is complete. What more can happen in this month?

    PS: I did the cough puke diahreha whizzing thing and fell face first into a heating grate.
    I think its disgusting and terrible how people treat Lance Armstrong, especially after winning 7 Tour de France Titles while on drugs!

    I can't even find my bike when I'm on drugs. -Willie N.

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