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    20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day

    20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day
    Where do they get these statistics?

    There's a huge spike every year in the first half of February," said Brooks Watson, who is head of sales at Schick, makers of the TrimStyle razor for women. "The rest of the year, Americans generate about 50,000 tons of total trimmings, but in the week before this special holiday we see a massive jump. It's a veritable clear-cutting down there."
    “Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
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    I like how The Onion unabashedly tells the naked truth, cutting through all the stuff that other publications would never touch. They run a really smooth operation over there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I like how The Onion unabashedly tells the naked truth, cutting through all the stuff that other publications would never touch. They run a really smooth operation over there.
    It's smooth because they shave.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    It's smooth because they shave.

    shhhh............. loose lips sink ships
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I like how The Onion unabashedly tells the naked truth, cutting through all the stuff that other publications would never touch. They run a really smooth operation over there.
    Yeah, it really brings a tear to your eye.
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    personal trimming still varies by season, and plummets to levels almost as low as Greece's during the week of Thanksgiving.

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    that... is a lot of pubic hair...


    think the recycling programs will ever put them to good use?
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    The merkin industry must love Valentines Day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    they should stuff pillows with pubic hair
    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    Yeah, it really brings a tear to your eye.
    so does straight pubic hair.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    they should stuff pillows with pubic hair
    PM me your address and I'll be glad to oblige you.
    Hey, we can get donations from all of Foo!
    Who wants to donate their pube waste to coasting's pillow?
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    hmm....maybe they should make wigs with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    PM me your address and I'll be glad to oblige you.
    Hey, we can get donations from all of Foo!
    Who wants to donate their pube waste to coasting's pillow?
    I will....does ass hair count too?
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    i don't feel well all of a sudden.
    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

    No @coasting, you should stay 100% as you are right now, don't change a thing....quote Heathpack

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    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    i don't feel well all of a sudden.
    why do you hate donkeys so much?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    hmm....maybe they should make wigs with it.
    see post 8 above.........
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    does anyone know why pubes are curly?
    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

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    So you won't poke your eye out.
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    Beard wigs! I mean, beards are just face pubes, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    does anyone know why pubes are curly?
    it's because you don't groom them as often as your head hair.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Beard wigs! I mean, beards are just face pubes, right?
    sometimes.
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    I knew this was gonna be a good Foo topic the moment I saw the article.
    “Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    it's because you don't groom them as often as your head hair.
    lies.

    uh,,, i mean,,, yeah. crap.
    No lugs, no care.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spreggy View Post
    I knew this was gonna be a good Foo topic the moment I saw the article.

    Someone had to post this, it might as well be me.

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    Picard shaved the wrong head it appears.................
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
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