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    someone farted

    Holy crap.....and its awful! I'm gonna have to go outside and get some fresth air....and its freaking 25 outside. Sheesh!

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    You smelt it, you dealt it.

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    is this at work? in the office?
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    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    is this at work? in the office?
    yes it was......and it stank!

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    if you find out who did it, you can snitch to HR and have him or her fired.

    make a smelly, have your life destroyed. that'll learn him. tough on farts, tough on the causes of farts. be firm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    if you find out who did it, you can snitch to HR and have him or her fired.

    make a smelly, have your life destroyed. that'll learn him. tough on farts, tough on the causes of farts. be firm.
    Are you limey's that far gone? Fired over a fart? Seriously?

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    i think i might have over-reacted
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    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    i think i might have over-reacted

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    At least you admit it.
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    I like farts
    Yes, I like farts!
    Big ones small ones long ones short ones
    I like farts

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    If you could get fired over a fart, my life would be a series of one day stints. Heck, sometimes I fart during the interview process, just to let them know that the beauty that is jsharr comes with some strings attached.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spreggy View Post
    I like farts
    Yes, I like farts!
    Big ones small ones long ones short ones
    I like farts


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    I thought there was this guy code for farting... first let me say, women don't fart so they are exempt from this discussion. My friends have told me all about the office rules...if you can't make it to the bathroom you are suppose to go to the elevator and do it in there otherwise you are suppose to "crop dust" through the office to spead out the stank... isn't that true?
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    i do not recommend letting rip in the elevator. even if you are alone. you really don't want to do that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamestique View Post
    I thought there was this guy code for farting... first let me say, women don't fart so they are exempt from this discussion. My friends have told me all about the office rules...if you can't make it to the bathroom you are suppose to go to the elevator and do it in there otherwise you are suppose to "crop dust" through the office to spead out the stank... isn't that true?
    the best place to let one rip would be amongst the smokers, or a Greek restaurant.

    actually, to cover yourself for any farting stench, be sure to pack Greek food, Italian Sausages and French cheese.
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    There was a really hot girl in the office of a car dealership I worked for years ago. The other girls in the office thought she was the mystery farter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    the best place to let one rip would be amongst the smokers, or a Greek restaurant.

    Be sure to pack yourself with Greek food, Italian Sausages and French cheese actually, to enshroud yourself in farting stench,.
    jsharrded it for you.
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    LOL! thats was ****in' great! LOL!
    +1 Poor Meg...

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    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    i do not recommend letting rip in the elevator. even if you are alone. you really don't want to do that.
    No what you do is call the elevator, when the doors open, quickly back in, fart, and then leave, sending the elevator up on its own. No one the wiser. Isn't this in the "Guy Code"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamestique View Post
    No what you do is call the elevator, when the doors open, quickly back in, fart, and then leave, sending the elevator up on its own. No one the wiser. Isn't this in the "Guy Code"?

    We could tell you, but then we would have to kill you. We cannot speak about the "Guy code"
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    Quote Originally Posted by RUOkie View Post
    We could tell you, but then we would have to kill you. We cannot speak about the "Guy code"
    Well it's actually more like guidelines.
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    talking about guy code, the use of public toilet urinals does follow a strict code that every guy seems to understand instinctively.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    talking about guy code, the use of public toilet urinals does follow a strict code that every guy seems to understand instinctively.
    Sadly, not every guy. I was in a bar last weekend, 3 urinals, the guy who walked in ahead of me took the center one. I mean, WTF?
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    I like letting a SBD out as I'm walking around the classroom. Students will go ballistic blaming each other but never me. It's like teachers don't fart.

    Colleagues have corroborated my observations.


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