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    la vache fantôme phantomcow2's Avatar
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    How do I tactfully tell a girl to brush her teeth?

    I seem to have secured a non-committal relationship which includes sex. We met up last night for the 2nd time and I have made an observation: she needs to brush her teeth. It's pretty awful She slept over, so I thought I'd try dropping a hint by saying "I'm going to brush my teeth, want mouthwash or anything?" No bite.

    How can I convey my desires without coming across as a bad guy?
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    You didn't notice this BEFORE she slept over? I mean.. when you kissed her?


    Maybe I'm just a freak. I brush and floss AT LEAST 7 times a day.
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    la vache fantôme phantomcow2's Avatar
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    Haha, and I thought I was a freak because I brush 3x a day

    I hadn't kissed her before she slept over.
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    Is she English?

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    Quote Originally Posted by phantomcow2 View Post
    Haha, and I thought I was a freak because I brush 3x a day

    I hadn't kissed her before she slept over.

    Dang you move fast, PC.

    Have a cute little game with her. Tell her you want to go brush each other's teeth together.
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    I wouldn't trust that other personal hygiene habits aren't just as atrocious. Run away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    You didn't notice this BEFORE she slept over? I mean.. when you kissed her?


    Maybe I'm just a freak. I brush and floss AT LEAST 7 times a day.
    Holy crap!

    LOL nice avatar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Dang you move fast, PC.

    Have a cute little game with her. Tell her you want to go brush each other's teeth together.
    I know it might seem fast, but consider that sleepovers in college aren't that big of a deal because we all live close to each other. I feel like I'm not "speeding" toward anything -- I have no desire to date this or any other girl. If it fails, I'm not really losing anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phantomcow2 View Post
    I know it might seem fast, but consider that sleepovers in college aren't that big of a deal because we all live close to each other. I feel like I'm not "speeding" toward anything -- I have no desire to date this or any other girl. If it fails, I'm not really losing anything.
    So you didn't sleep with her "sleep" with her. You just SLEPT with her.



    GAH. Don't answer that, It's none of my beeswax. nevermind. Sorry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CliftonGK1 View Post
    I wouldn't trust that other personal hygiene habits aren't just as atrocious. Run away.
    +! I tend to agree; however, bad breath is not necessarily a product of bad hygiene, but also could be a indicator of an underlying metabolic dysfunction. Hypothyroidism and Diabetes come to mind.
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    The same way that you tactfully tell a girl that those pants give her a muffintop and make her look fat.








    Good luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Maybe I'm just a freak. I brush and floss AT LEAST 7 times a day.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    You didn't notice this BEFORE she slept over? I mean.. when you kissed her?


    Maybe I'm just a freak. I brush and floss AT LEAST 7 times a day.
    Maybe?

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    you smell like what you eat, so maybe cut off her supply of garlic and durians.
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    you smell like what you eat, so maybe cut off her supply of garlic and durians.
    So I smell like the neighbor? ruh roh.

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    Like an adult - right up front "Listen, you need to brush your teeth. I have a spare toothbrush you can use..." No offense if you guys right off the bat are already engaged in sex, this should not be an embarrassment to her. BTW it is always a good idea to have spare toothbrushes. Buy a few extra and keep them handy.

    At the very least you can say to her "hey I left you a washcloth, soap, a toothbrush and toothpaste on the bathroom counter so you can freshened up..."

    And is it the breathe thing not her teeth? Also leave some mouthwash. I bet she smokes and drinks coffee? Long ago I stopped dating guys who did this - there was no way to clean up that breathe! Phew!
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    what else isn't she cleaning?
    seriously - just dump her scrungy a*s
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    Tell her that her breath would knock a buzzard off a s**twagon as you offer her some cinnamon gum. Hopefully, this will lead her to a clue.

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