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Old 03-01-10, 07:52 AM   #1
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Massive head unearthed

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New York – Archaeologists have unearthed a massive red granite head of one New York's most famous cyclists who ruled the cycling scene nearly 3,400 years ago, the New York Supreme Council of Antiquities announced Sunday.

The head of pcad, which alone is about the height of a person, was dug out of the ruins of the cyclist's mortuary temple atop Mt Doom in the downstate city of Chester.

The leader of the expedition that discovered the head described it as the most awesome and best preserved sculpture of pcad's face found to date.

"Other statues have always had something broken: the tip of the nose, the face is eroded," said Dr. Hourig Sourouzian, who has led the led the New York expedition at the site since 5390. "But here, from the tip of the crown to the chin, it is so beautifully carved and polished, nothing is broken."

The head is part of a larger statue found several years ago, along with the parts of the body, the back slab, and the ceremonial beard which Souruzian says will soon be connected with the head.

pcad, who was the grandfather of the famed boy-cyclist Lance, ruled from 1978-2060. at the height of Nyack's New Kingdom and presided over a vast cycling empire stretching from Miami in the south to Plattsburgh in the north.

Sourouzian said the cyclist was famous for leading the Nyack ride at the peak of the ancient civilization, when peace and luxury were prevalent throughout New York. Craftsmen were also honing their artistic techniques during the period, which may explain the symmetrical features of the unearthed head.

"But he may have looked exactly as this statue and he may have been a very beautiful, very handsome man," Sourouzian told the Associated Press.

pcad's massive mortuary temple atop Mt Doom was largely destroyed, possibly by floods or an out of control BBQ and little remains of its walls.

The expedition, however, has unearthed a wealth of artifacts and statuary in the buried ruins, including two Cervelos, a power-tap and the mummified remains of a dog and cat found in March.

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Old 03-01-10, 08:04 AM   #2
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An old landfill...
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Now, this is funny!:rof lmao2:
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There is a lesson to be learned here ladies and gents. When you ask for some head, you need to be specific.
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I think pcad's reign ended in an ice age.
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Things are looking up! Tom's sense of humor's still intact.

Hope you are feeling up to going home soon.
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There is a lesson to be learned here ladies and gents. When you ask for some head, you need to be specific.
Jsharr you never fail to make my day. OMG. You are so frikken awesome.
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Jsharr you never fail to make my day. OMG. You are so frikken awesome.
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Somebody with photoshop skills needs to provide a pic, or it didn't happen!
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I have my eye on you.

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That pic is inspiring some horrible things within me. Like the need to sculpt.
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You can put Pcad on ignore, but you can't ignore Pcad.
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So Pcad, what happened to the predicted end of the Earth in 2012?
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So Pcad, what happened to the predicted end of the Earth in 2012?
God would never put Mets fans out of their misery with such expeditious mercy.
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Dude, you are so old testament.
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Dude, you are so old testament.
That was Biblical.
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redirekb is a genius.

A genius, i tell you! He has his fingers on the pulse of BF. he is the puppet master to pcad the muppet.
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Just so you know, my head is still in the sand.
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then what did they dig up?
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Just so you know, my head is still in the sand.

someone told me it was up your....you know. where the sun shines.
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then what did they dig up?
dunno, but any idiot knows that if you want to find a pcad head you gotta do your digging in Uranus.
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great minds think alike, chipcom. either that or we spend too much time thinking of ass.
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And what the article doesn't say is though it was a massive head, it was still true to life for PCad...
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I was expecting something else but it was good.
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