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    Bumper sticker




    what other ones have you seen that was amusing?
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    I saw one today:

    Hire British people. It's fun to watch them spell.
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    jesus is coming---look busy.

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    I see one frequently here in Texas. It has to do with a university in Oklahoma and a vacuuam...............
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Everything is bigger in Texas.

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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Guess this was when Bush was in office.

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I see one frequently here in Texas. It has to do with a university in Oklahoma and a vacuuam...............
    I always liked that one. I see the upside down longhorn an awful lot too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RUOkie View Post
    I always liked that one. I see the upside down longhorn an awful lot too!
    I prefer to saw em off, not just flip em. WHOOP

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I see one frequently here in Texas. It has to do with a university in Oklahoma and a vacuuam...............
    Is that like this one seen in CO

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    exactly like it. I made the mistake of wearing a burnt orange OU sucks t shirt to a friends house. His parents were very religiious but very nice. The next day, he told me that his mother asked him to ask me to never wear that shirt to their house again.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I put this bumper sticker on my netbook. It always gets the lulz out of people:

    Wanna join my charity folding bike ride? Sign-up here!
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    you should learn to embrace change, and mock it's failings every step of the way :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Argh. FEWER.

    Huh, I have the same (Topatoco?) sticker pack. I heart the "Future Corpses of America" one.
    Yep, Topatoco. I bought it mostly for the bumper sticker, but the Future Corpses and the Internet is a Drunk Librarian ones are hilarious too.
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    you should learn to embrace change, and mock it's failings every step of the way :p

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    I love the darwin fish. For those not in the know, its a jesus fish that says darwin and has legs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    I was looking forward to putting the Future Corpses sticker on the craptop, but it was a bit too big to fit anywhere.

    I never understood the appeal of decorating a laptop with stickers.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    I never understood the appeal of decorating a laptop with stickers.
    they're load-bearing

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