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Old 03-05-10, 02:48 PM   #1
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what other ones have you seen that was amusing?
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Old 03-05-10, 02:51 PM   #2
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Old 03-05-10, 03:16 PM   #5
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I see one frequently here in Texas. It has to do with a university in Oklahoma and a vacuuam...............
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Old 03-05-10, 03:22 PM   #7
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Old 03-05-10, 03:51 PM   #10
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I see one frequently here in Texas. It has to do with a university in Oklahoma and a vacuuam...............
I always liked that one. I see the upside down longhorn an awful lot too!
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I always liked that one. I see the upside down longhorn an awful lot too!
I prefer to saw em off, not just flip em. WHOOP

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Old 03-05-10, 03:59 PM   #12
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I see one frequently here in Texas. It has to do with a university in Oklahoma and a vacuuam...............
Is that like this one seen in CO

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exactly like it. I made the mistake of wearing a burnt orange OU sucks t shirt to a friends house. His parents were very religiious but very nice. The next day, he told me that his mother asked him to ask me to never wear that shirt to their house again.
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Old 03-05-10, 04:05 PM   #14
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Old 03-05-10, 05:08 PM   #15
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Argh. FEWER.

Huh, I have the same (Topatoco?) sticker pack. I heart the "Future Corpses of America" one.
Yep, Topatoco. I bought it mostly for the bumper sticker, but the Future Corpses and the Internet is a Drunk Librarian ones are hilarious too.
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Old 03-05-10, 11:48 PM   #20
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Old 03-05-10, 11:50 PM   #21
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Old 03-06-10, 12:12 AM   #22
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I was looking forward to putting the Future Corpses sticker on the craptop, but it was a bit too big to fit anywhere.

I never understood the appeal of decorating a laptop with stickers.
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