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Old 03-10-10, 11:19 AM   #1
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Happy Birthday to Chuck Norris

If Chuck Norris aged, he would be 70 today.

Oh and Eboo rocks. She pointed this out to me on a little known social networking site called FaceBook.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 03-10-10, 11:25 AM   #2
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70? Time for an elastic wasteband on those stretchy karate jeans.
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He's seventy years old and would still kick my ass...damn.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get older, just meaner.
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70 years ago when little chuck norris' behind was slapped, a doctor got a roundhouse baby kick to the face
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Old 03-10-10, 12:03 PM   #6
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Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.
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Old 03-10-10, 12:04 PM   #7
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Chuck Norris does not blow out candles. He just shows them his beard and they blow themselves out.
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Old 03-10-10, 12:29 PM   #8
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Chuck can kick any basses arse.
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Old 03-10-10, 01:29 PM   #9
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to blow out birthday candles. he just looks at them and they flicker out on their own.

oh DANG! someone else wrote something similar ... AGH!
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http://www.quizlaw.com/blog/images/chuck-norris.jpg
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Only Chuck Norris know how old Chuck Norris is.
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Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands once. Now they are simply referred to as the Islands.
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This sign is about thirty miles away from where my parents live. I chuckle every time I drive home and see it.
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that needs to be vandalized, creatively.

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that needs to be vandalized, creatively.


Awesome. Meet me there. Westbound lane on US84 in Vidalia, La.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to blow out birthday candles. he just looks at them and they flicker out on their own.

oh DANG! someone else wrote something similar ... AGH!
it was a good try.

Jsharr also gets bonus points for working the beard into his post
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Chuck Norris is so scary that he looked into the mirror and when he saw his own image looking back he got so scared that he turned into a *****!
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Chuck Norris didn't turn 70. 70 turned Chuck Norris...
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