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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Happy Birthday to Chuck Norris

    If Chuck Norris aged, he would be 70 today.

    Oh and Eboo rocks. She pointed this out to me on a little known social networking site called FaceBook.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    70? Time for an elastic wasteband on those stretchy karate jeans.

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    He's seventy years old and would still kick my ass...damn.

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    Chuck Norris doesn't get older, just meaner.

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    70 years ago when little chuck norris' behind was slapped, a doctor got a roundhouse baby kick to the face
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    Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Chuck Norris does not blow out candles. He just shows them his beard and they blow themselves out.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Chuck can kick any basses arse.

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    Chuck Norris doesn't have to blow out birthday candles. he just looks at them and they flicker out on their own.

    oh DANG! someone else wrote something similar ... AGH!
    cycling is like baseball ~ it doesn't take much to make it interesting

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    cycling is like baseball ~ it doesn't take much to make it interesting

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    Only Chuck Norris know how old Chuck Norris is.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands once. Now they are simply referred to as the Islands.
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    This sign is about thirty miles away from where my parents live. I chuckle every time I drive home and see it.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    that needs to be vandalized, creatively.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    that needs to be vandalized, creatively.


    Awesome. Meet me there. Westbound lane on US84 in Vidalia, La.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rumrunn6 View Post
    Chuck Norris doesn't have to blow out birthday candles. he just looks at them and they flicker out on their own.

    oh DANG! someone else wrote something similar ... AGH!
    it was a good try.

    Jsharr also gets bonus points for working the beard into his post
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    Chuck Norris is so scary that he looked into the mirror and when he saw his own image looking back he got so scared that he turned into a *****!
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Chuck Norris didn't turn 70. 70 turned Chuck Norris...

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