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Old 03-10-10, 02:30 PM   #1
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Siu is getting her hair cut today. MV is moving to Florida. Wordbiker is starting a bikeshop. Phantomcow is still using us as his own personal google (foogle) and I am still weird. Have you slept with any coworkers or their sisters today? Killed any mall workers. did you see this?
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Siu is getting her hair cut today. MV is moving to Florida. Wordbiker is starting a bikeshop. Phantomcow is still using us as his own personal google (foogle) and I am still weird. Have you slept with any coworkers or their sisters today? Killed any mall workers. did you see this?
as of 11:15 this morning, this is completely up in the air.....may or may not move. ****!


and where have you been lately?
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^^I should mention that I have no intention of being a teetotaler, it's just that booze doesn't mix with narcotics.

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Siu is getting her hair cut today. MV is moving to Florida. Wordbiker is starting a bikeshop. Phantomcow is still using us as his own personal google (foogle) and I am still weird. Have you slept with any coworkers or their sisters today? Killed any mall workers. did you see this?
Nice. Why Florida? Nice. I've been doing that for years. Define "co-worker". Haven't been to the mall in a while. There was a covert op back in January to take the creator of that thing out.

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^^I should mention that I have no intention of being a teetotaler, it's just that booze doesn't mix with narcotics.

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I thought the point of taking narcotics was so you could drink with them.
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no, you take the narcotics and drink with the hallucinations. watch those bastiges though, or they will steal your kidney and they never pay for a round.
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There was a covert op back in January to take the creator of that thing out.
I thought of you when I used the remote control helicopter salesman as an excuse to escape the hand lotion menace last time I visited the mall.

That is a true story.
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The hand lotion people are my kryptonite. Well, the female ones anyway. And not the ugly ones. Or the fat ones.
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Wow, they did a good job of replicating the real Crackerjab. This robot is good.
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The hand lotion people are my kryptonite. Well, the female ones anyway. And not the ugly ones. Or the fat ones.
Yes. She was petite, good looking, young, and highly aggressive. But she made the mistake of setting up camp next to the recently abandoned Remote Helicopter kiosk. And she thought I was a bit touched for wanting to buy something that wasn't there.
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I thought this was a couch sock. :confused:
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Old 03-10-10, 04:18 PM   #15
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^^I should mention that I have no intention of being a teetotaler, it's just that booze doesn't mix with narcotics.

You?
Try explaining that at an office get together and every one looks at you like your nuts. The way people react you would think I'm smoking crack with their children.
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Jeff are you ok? That was a surprisingly cogent description of the past 4 months of foo!
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Jeff are you ok? That was a surprisingly cogent description of the past 4 months of foo!
hey, I am not as stupid as I think I am.
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where have you been? the eighties?
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I barely remember the eighties. What's that like?
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