Advertise on Bikeforums.net



User Tag List

Results 1 to 23 of 23
  1. #1
    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Charlotte, NC
    Posts
    449
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    It's been a while...

    How is everyone?
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

  2. #2
    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
    My Bikes
    '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa
    Posts
    6,082
    Mentioned
    11 Post(s)
    Tagged
    3 Thread(s)
    Siu is getting her hair cut today. MV is moving to Florida. Wordbiker is starting a bikeshop. Phantomcow is still using us as his own personal google (foogle) and I am still weird. Have you slept with any coworkers or their sisters today? Killed any mall workers. did you see this?
    Are you a registered member? Why not? Click here to register. It's free and only takes 27 seconds! Help out the forums, abide by our community guidelines.
    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

  3. #3
    Banned. ModoVincere's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    1,626
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Siu is getting her hair cut today. MV is moving to Florida. Wordbiker is starting a bikeshop. Phantomcow is still using us as his own personal google (foogle) and I am still weird. Have you slept with any coworkers or their sisters today? Killed any mall workers. did you see this?
    as of 11:15 this morning, this is completely up in the air.....may or may not move. ****!


    and where have you been lately?

  4. #4
    Chepooka StupidlyBrave's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    South Central PA
    My Bikes
    1990 Trek 1400 7spd; 2001 Litespeed Arenberg 10 speed
    Posts
    1,155
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I quit drinking

  5. #5
    Chepooka StupidlyBrave's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    South Central PA
    My Bikes
    1990 Trek 1400 7spd; 2001 Litespeed Arenberg 10 speed
    Posts
    1,155
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    ^^I should mention that I have no intention of being a teetotaler, it's just that booze doesn't mix with narcotics.

    You?

  6. #6
    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Charlotte, NC
    Posts
    449
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Siu is getting her hair cut today. MV is moving to Florida. Wordbiker is starting a bikeshop. Phantomcow is still using us as his own personal google (foogle) and I am still weird. Have you slept with any coworkers or their sisters today? Killed any mall workers. did you see this?
    Nice. Why Florida? Nice. I've been doing that for years. Define "co-worker". Haven't been to the mall in a while. There was a covert op back in January to take the creator of that thing out.

    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    as of 11:15 this morning, this is completely up in the air.....may or may not move. ****!


    and where have you been lately?
    Around the world.


    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    ^^I should mention that I have no intention of being a teetotaler, it's just that booze doesn't mix with narcotics.

    You?
    I thought the point of taking narcotics was so you could drink with them.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

  7. #7
    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
    My Bikes
    '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa
    Posts
    6,082
    Mentioned
    11 Post(s)
    Tagged
    3 Thread(s)
    no, you take the narcotics and drink with the hallucinations. watch those bastiges though, or they will steal your kidney and they never pay for a round.
    Are you a registered member? Why not? Click here to register. It's free and only takes 27 seconds! Help out the forums, abide by our community guidelines.
    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

  8. #8
    Chepooka StupidlyBrave's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    South Central PA
    My Bikes
    1990 Trek 1400 7spd; 2001 Litespeed Arenberg 10 speed
    Posts
    1,155
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    There was a covert op back in January to take the creator of that thing out.
    I thought of you when I used the remote control helicopter salesman as an excuse to escape the hand lotion menace last time I visited the mall.

    That is a true story.

  9. #9
    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Charlotte, NC
    Posts
    449
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    The hand lotion people are my kryptonite. Well, the female ones anyway. And not the ugly ones. Or the fat ones.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

  10. #10
    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
    My Bikes
    '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa
    Posts
    6,082
    Mentioned
    11 Post(s)
    Tagged
    3 Thread(s)
    Wow, they did a good job of replicating the real Crackerjab. This robot is good.
    Are you a registered member? Why not? Click here to register. It's free and only takes 27 seconds! Help out the forums, abide by our community guidelines.
    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

  11. #11
    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Charlotte, NC
    Posts
    449
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Wow, they did a good job of replicating the real Crackerjab. This robot is good.
    I know you've missed me.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

  12. #12
    Chepooka StupidlyBrave's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    South Central PA
    My Bikes
    1990 Trek 1400 7spd; 2001 Litespeed Arenberg 10 speed
    Posts
    1,155
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    The hand lotion people are my kryptonite. Well, the female ones anyway. And not the ugly ones. Or the fat ones.
    Yes. She was petite, good looking, young, and highly aggressive. But she made the mistake of setting up camp next to the recently abandoned Remote Helicopter kiosk. And she thought I was a bit touched for wanting to buy something that wasn't there.

  13. #13
    Chepooka StupidlyBrave's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    South Central PA
    My Bikes
    1990 Trek 1400 7spd; 2001 Litespeed Arenberg 10 speed
    Posts
    1,155
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Wow, they did a good job of replicating the real Crackerjab. This robot is good.
    I thought this was a couch sock. :confused:

  14. #14
    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
    My Bikes
    '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa
    Posts
    6,082
    Mentioned
    11 Post(s)
    Tagged
    3 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I know you've missed me.
    I was actually worried about you. So yes, you speak the truth.
    Are you a registered member? Why not? Click here to register. It's free and only takes 27 seconds! Help out the forums, abide by our community guidelines.
    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

  15. #15
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Posts
    88
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    ^^I should mention that I have no intention of being a teetotaler, it's just that booze doesn't mix with narcotics.

    You?
    Try explaining that at an office get together and every one looks at you like your nuts. The way people react you would think I'm smoking crack with their children.

  16. #16
    Free @coasting RUOkie's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    In a Haggard Song
    My Bikes
    2009 ORBEA Onix Rival. 2012 Felt Breed, 1999 Raleigh 500
    Posts
    9,684
    Mentioned
    30 Post(s)
    Tagged
    2 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Siu is getting her hair cut today. MV is moving to Florida. Wordbiker is starting a bikeshop. Phantomcow is still using us as his own personal google (foogle) and I am still weird. Have you slept with any coworkers or their sisters today? Killed any mall workers. did you see this?
    Jeff are you ok? That was a surprisingly cogent description of the past 4 months of foo!
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbie53 View Post
    Being full of crap and depositing it here consistently is really nothing to be proud of.

  17. #17
    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
    My Bikes
    '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa
    Posts
    6,082
    Mentioned
    11 Post(s)
    Tagged
    3 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by RUOkie View Post
    Jeff are you ok? That was a surprisingly cogent description of the past 4 months of foo!
    hey, I am not as stupid as I think I am.
    Are you a registered member? Why not? Click here to register. It's free and only takes 27 seconds! Help out the forums, abide by our community guidelines.
    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

  18. #18
    Blasted Weeds Tude's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Rochester, NY
    My Bikes
    Trek 1200C, Specialized Rockhopper, Giant Yukon FX, Giant Acapulco
    Posts
    1,182
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Why - Sir Jab! Nice to see you again!

  19. #19
    Ogr8nwmypstmksnosnse pgoat's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    My Bikes
    1986 Trek 500, 2003 Orbea Team Euskaltel, 2005 Cannondale R1000
    Posts
    2,785
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Jet Skis still suck, and it's still the Volts that travel. Just sayin'
    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

  20. #20
    Senior Member rumrunn6's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    25 miles northwest of Boston
    My Bikes
    Bottecchia Sprint
    Posts
    11,962
    Mentioned
    5 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    where have you been? the eighties?
    cycling is like baseball ~ it doesn't take much to make it interesting

  21. #21
    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Charlotte, NC
    Posts
    449
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I barely remember the eighties. What's that like?
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

  22. #22
    Senior Member rumrunn6's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    25 miles northwest of Boston
    My Bikes
    Bottecchia Sprint
    Posts
    11,962
    Mentioned
    5 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    cycling is like baseball ~ it doesn't take much to make it interesting

  23. #23
    beast mode bluevelo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Sacramento, CA
    My Bikes
    Trek 2200, K2 Firebird
    Posts
    43
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Who are you?

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •