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    How long is a marriage expected to last?


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    I hate how everything was a link. Ladies, crushing a mans spirit early is the trick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobfromwaco View Post
    Ladies, crushing a mans pecker early is the trick.
    fify
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    I think the expectation is the same as the verbal contract one agrees to in the ceremony "till death do us part".

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    Until I get paraoled or traded for a pack of smokes.
    Yes Bossed it for you.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baboo View Post
    I think the expectation is the same as the verbal contract one agrees to in the ceremony "till death do us part".
    Well you know what they say about verbal contracts.
    I see hills.... Bring them on!!!
    Stay calm and bring a towel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UmneyDurak View Post
    Well you know what they say about verbal contracts.
    Though an oral contract might help.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    I was always told it is impolite to speak with your mouth full.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    "How long is a marriage expected to last?"

    How much does she talk? Is she willing to wear a gimp suit? Does pie get included in the marriage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I was always told it is impolite to speak with your mouth full.
    then why are you speaking?
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    then why are you speaking?
    apparently, you aren't a moth full.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    apparently, you aren't a moth full.
    That's right, I'm Moth man

    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    That's right, I'm Moth man

    my typing doth fail me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
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    Thanks! I knew she did something wrong.

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