Advertise on Bikeforums.net



User Tag List

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 47
  1. #1
    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    10,500
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Something stupid you did today.

    Come on, admit it.

    I stayed home sick today and was so out of it I fell asleep while I was handling one of my snakes. He got away.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by making View Post
    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

  2. #2
    Still can't climb
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Limey in Taiwan
    Posts
    20,546
    Mentioned
    380 Post(s)
    Tagged
    3 Thread(s)
    is that metaphorical?
    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

  3. #3
    Pedals, Paddles and Poles Daspydyr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    Btw the Mohave desert and AREA 51
    My Bikes
    Scott Spark 20, Orbea Orca
    Posts
    5,210
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    after visiting FOO or before?
    I think its disgusting and terrible how people treat Lance Armstrong, especially after winning 7 Tour de France Titles while on drugs!

    I can't even find my bike when I'm on drugs. -Willie N.

  4. #4
    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    10,500
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    is that metaphorical?
    No. I really did lose my snake.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by making View Post
    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

  5. #5
    Dog is my co-pilot 2manybikes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    My Bikes
    2 many
    Posts
    13,780
    Mentioned
    4 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Tonight on the way out of the grocery store I went to a Netflicks machine and rented a dvd. When I got to the living room, I realized that my daughter took her dvd player back. I don't have one. Oh wait, I can play it on my computer!!! Ha !!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

  6. #6
    Galveston County Texas 10 Wheels's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    In The Wind
    Posts
    25,657
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Guessing you should tie a bell on them
    or
    wait til your cat finds it.
    [SIZE=1][B]What I like about Texas[/B]
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGukLuXzH1E

    Set F1re To The Ra1n ( NY Night Rain Ride)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7jfcWEkSrI

  7. #7
    Senior Member GP's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Posts
    7,199
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I was distracted and my foot slid off the pedal when I was clipping in. the crank spun around and hit me in the shin.

  8. #8
    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    10,500
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by 10 Wheels View Post
    Guessing you should tie a bell on them
    or
    wait til your cat finds it.
    I found him later. He was wrapped around the table leg.

    Quote Originally Posted by GP View Post
    I was distracted and my foot slid off the pedal when I was clipping in. the crank spun around and hit me in the shin.
    Hope it wasn't an MTB.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by making View Post
    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

  9. #9
    Still can't climb
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Limey in Taiwan
    Posts
    20,546
    Mentioned
    380 Post(s)
    Tagged
    3 Thread(s)
    i lost a tortoise but that was years ago.
    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

  10. #10
    ÖöÖöÖöÖöÖö Dannihilator's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    Annandale, NJ.
    My Bikes
    2014 Surly Steamroller, 1977 Puch Pathfinder
    Posts
    18,926
    Mentioned
    22 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)
    Left my rain gear at home today. Sure enough, it rained.
    Strike like an eagle and sacrifice the dove.
    Words and Stuff.

  11. #11
    Banned. ModoVincere's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    1,674
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Went to the office.

  12. #12
    long time visiter Alfster's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    SW Ontario
    My Bikes
    2005 Trek 6700 disc 2007 Orbea Onix 2009 Raleigh One Way
    Posts
    586
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Didn't go for a bike ride

  13. #13
    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
    My Bikes
    '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa
    Posts
    6,113
    Mentioned
    12 Post(s)
    Tagged
    3 Thread(s)
    I moved a thread from road to Africa instead of foo. oh wait, that was not me, my IQ is too high for me to do that...........................
    Are you a registered member? Why not? Click here to register. It's free and only takes 27 seconds! Help out the forums, abide by our community guidelines.
    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

  14. #14
    Powerful-Ugly Creature Greyryder's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Posts
    571
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Alfster View Post
    Didn't go for a bike ride
    Same here.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Burton
    When some wild eyed eight foot tall maniac grabs you by the throat and taps the back of your favorite head head against the barroom wall, and he looks crooked in the eye, and he ask you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

  15. #15
    Senior Member downtube42's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Columbus, Indiana
    My Bikes
    too many/not enough
    Posts
    1,528
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I posted a message on one of those "I did something stupid" threads. Not sure why, I just did.
    What is bicycle touring?
    "So I kept looking and eventually found that a spark plug had same threads. So I cycled next two days until I got to Jackson, MS with a spark plug instead of right pedal." - mev

  16. #16
    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
    My Bikes
    '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa
    Posts
    6,113
    Mentioned
    12 Post(s)
    Tagged
    3 Thread(s)
    I did not spend enought quality time with these two boys

    Are you a registered member? Why not? Click here to register. It's free and only takes 27 seconds! Help out the forums, abide by our community guidelines.
    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

  17. #17
    Dirt Bomb sknhgy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Illinois
    Posts
    2,595
    Mentioned
    3 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Too hard to explain, but was thoughtlessly insensitive to a co-worker.
    Last edited by sknhgy; 03-12-10 at 08:48 PM.

  18. #18
    Administrator CbadRider's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    On the bridge with Picard
    My Bikes
    Specialized Allez, Specialized Sirrus
    Posts
    5,826
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I haven't done anything stupid yet, but the night is still young.
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
    So Tom only hires people that are nutty? Is part of the requirement to be a moderator on this site is that you have to be nuts??
    Forum Guidelines *click here*

  19. #19
    You gonna eat that? Doohickie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Fort Worth, Texas Church of Hopeful Uncertainty
    My Bikes
    1966 Raleigh DL-1 Tourist, 1973 Schwinn Varsity, 1983 Raleigh Marathon, 1994 Nishiki Sport XRS
    Posts
    14,012
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Well, it's been wet lately and the Corps of Engineers controls the lake levels by releasing water from the lakes to flow through the river, sometimes days after the rain actually falls. So when using the low water crossings over the river, you have to check before you use them. Today, though, I rode my bike all the way down the ramp to the low water crossing before realizing it was obviously too deep for me to try to cross. So I had to ride my bike right back up the ramp I'd ridden down moments before and ended up riding three miles out of my way to get home.

    Luckily the weather was freakin gorgeous so the extra miles weren't necessarily a bad thing.
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

  20. #20
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    The Carolinas
    Posts
    68
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I have been playing FF 13 ,and not doing a paper that I HAVE to do . and here is the really bad part I am hateng this game.

  21. #21
    K2ProFlex baby! ilikebikes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    My response would have been something along the lines of: "Does your bike have computer controlled suspension? Then shut your piehole, this baby is from the future!"
    My Bikes
    to many to list
    Posts
    6,108
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Lets see, my daughter called me into her room to ask me a question and I banged my head really hard on her steel tubed elevated bed, then I went down stairs to feed the animals, I went to the kitchen and used a stool to grab a bag of dog food out of the cabinet and for whatever reason Trio thought it would be a great idea to lay down right behind me, so when I came down off the stool I almost stepped on her, I tried to keep myself from falling backward by trying to bring the left leg that was still on the stool behind me to steady myself, instead my foot caught the edge of the mopping bucket right between my little toe! oh yeah, I still fell! but the pain in my little toe felt way worse than the pain from the fall! so I hobbled from the kitchen over towards the living room, to get into the living room I had to go over the little child gate we use to keep Trio away from the other dogs at night, so I throw my left foot over the gate and all is good till I throw my right leg over the gate and ram my right knee full force into the wood CD rack! So now I have a swollen right knee with a small hole in it! Why would this be something stupid I did today? 'cause I went to bed and 3:30 AM, woke up at 6:00 AM and tried to do a bunch of stuff while I was still officially asleep! Now I've got a bump on my head, a broken little toe (yes, I broke it) and a swollen left knee with a little hole in it.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

  22. #22
    Bike Commuter MrRamonG's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Anaheim California
    My Bikes
    Cannondale R700, Custom Cannondale Fixed, Research Dynamic Mountain Bike
    Posts
    395
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    is that metaphorical?
    Quote Originally Posted by siu blue wind View Post
    no. I really did lose my snake.
    lmfao!!!!!!!
    Orange County CA
    Bike Commuter
    Road, Fixed, Mountain
    May the wind be with you.

  23. #23
    BeaverTerror Yan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Shanghai, China
    My Bikes
    2013 True North custom touring; 2009 Unicycle.com Club Uni; 1989 Miele Tivoli; 1979 Colnago Sport
    Posts
    1,591
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Years later you'll find your snake petrified behind the couch, like my girlfriend did with her lizard who got away.
    Yan

    2013 True North custom touring; 2010 Novara Randonee; 2009 Unicycle.com Club 24"; 1989 Miele Tivoli; 1979 Colnago Sport

  24. #24
    K2ProFlex baby! ilikebikes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    My response would have been something along the lines of: "Does your bike have computer controlled suspension? Then shut your piehole, this baby is from the future!"
    My Bikes
    to many to list
    Posts
    6,108
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    So true, so far we've found the petrified body of a ferret, a black jet snake, assorted tree frogs and anoles, and my mother in law....OK the mother in law thing isn't true, but theres always tomorrow.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

  25. #25
    NFL Owner monogodo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Irving Heritage District
    My Bikes
    7-Eleven Eddy Merckx, Vitus Futural, Catamount FRS, Colnago SL, SS MTB
    Posts
    1,487
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    The wife and I bought another tarantula.
    198? Colnago Super (Campy Record) | 1989 Eddy Merckx 7-Eleven Team Issue (Dura Ace) | Catamount MFS (1x8) | Top Image Neptune (SS)

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •