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    Im going to get a turtle !!!

    I can't wait to pick him up.
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    what the shell are you talking about?

    I have a turtle head poking out.
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    So wrong Modo lol.

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    don't do it. it will only break your heart.
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    I keep trying to keep fish but they keep dying. So I am just going to put a little turtle in the extra tank I have.

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    maybe the turtle will eat the fish. put them together and let's watch the show.
    See? You are a mack daddy Coasting.....quote hannahmontana
    Coasting, you are a mack daddy and a genius....quote Serendipper

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    Poo reference @ number 2 (no pun)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joeybsmooth View Post
    I can't wait to pick him up.
    This had to be edited? Maybe you are the turtle...
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    This reminds me why I never go into road...........thanks guys.

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    What kind? I was going to get an Indian Star tortoise. But the poops were kinda big. Plus I found out they are illegal.
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    I am not sure, what ever is cheap. I think I am going get a little musk,maybe.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    You know turtles carry salmonella, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    You know turtles carry salmonella, right?
    make sure you cook them thoroughly.
    See? You are a mack daddy Coasting.....quote hannahmontana
    Coasting, you are a mack daddy and a genius....quote Serendipper

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    Here's what I did to the last pet I had:

    “Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
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    awww... go out to the nearest pond & find a baby snapper. except for the occassional fingertip loss, it would be free!
    As with mud, life, too, slides by.

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    Salmonellas not problem unless the person keeping the turtle is a slob, a turtle tank must be kept very clean, which means a filter and weekly to biweekly partial water changes, and a true turtle needs a basking area where it can get its body totally dry (to prevent shell rot) when it needs to, not one of those piece of crap "Turtle Islands" that pet shops sell, and they also need vitamins and minerals added to their food at least once a month, and while we're on the subject of food I'll go ahead and say that the prepared turtle food you buy at the pet shop is total crap and will just help speed up the little guys death, a true water turtle needs fresh greens and meats on a daily basis usually in the form of fresh fish and earthworms to stay healthy (I'm sure the OP knows the differance between the two) as does any other turtle or tortoise, what I'm saying is this: if you couldn't keep fish alive I suggest you don't get a turtle.
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    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    "I like turtles."


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    You may need to know this:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jseis View Post
    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    You know turtles carry salmonella, right?
    You seem to know about this stuff.

    Can a parakeet be infected by a spirochete?
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    This reminds me why I never go into road...........thanks guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikebikes View Post
    if you couldn't keep fish alive I suggest you don't get a turtle.
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    Which one? Does it come with a rat that teaches it ninjitsu?

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    Nah, he will not be getting anywhere near the amount of meat she uses, not out of the common Red Ear Sliders that are sold at 99% of the pet shops, this is more than likely what she used, a great big Louisiana Alligator Snapper!

    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    ^^^ that thing will take you hand off if you aren't careful

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    ^^^ that thing will take you hand off if you aren't careful
    no doubt.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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