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    How clean is your mustache?

    On a scale of 1 to 10, how clean (on average) do you keep your 'stache? This includes lip, hair, and cheeks.

    I'll rate my cleanliness an 1.25. What keeps it from being a 0 is I shampoo and condition my 'tache, and the grit, mud and snot that it flters. I do keep chin and nose clean though.


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    we need a pic of 1 and a pic of 10.

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    Close up of men's lips -- gross.

    Alternate reply:

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    What lube do you put on it?

    Can you clean it with simply green?

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    That's friggin gross.

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    Quote Originally Posted by datlas View Post
    What lube do you put on it?

    Can you clean it with simply green?
    ..

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    Foo, foo, foo.
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    Mustaches are for cops and porn stars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nachoman View Post
    Mustaches are for cops and porn stars.
    You have much to learn.

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    Very timely thread. it's Mustache March. http://www.mustachemarch.com/index.html

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    5.

    It's generally clean due to sporting the mouthbrow, but I don't get around to shaving every day.
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    That's haggard.

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    I can't even grow one...
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Have had a mustache for over 56 years and have also grown several beards, including ths one that I've had for about 4 years.
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    I have no idea
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    Quote Originally Posted by zonatandem View Post
    Have had a mustache for over 56 years and have also grown several beards, including ths one that I've had for about 4 years.
    Please answer the question gramps! How clean is that mustache from 1 to 10?

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    If it wasn't necessary for my job, I wouldn't shave at all. And yes, I know they're freaking gross, and it makes me look ten years older.
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    Mods, please move to the womens forum. No reason, other than for trolling effect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by classic1 View Post
    Mods, please move to the womens forum. No reason, other than for trolling effect.


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    I've been known to forget to shave occasionally, myself.



    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    5.

    It's generally clean due to sporting the mouthbrow, but I don't get around to shaving every day.
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    I tend to let it go until my wife complains - and then it gets hacked back. I truly hate shaving. I really don't like having a mustache but she wants me to have one so...


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    seeing as you look like an axe murderer, it shouldn't come as any great surprise that you went into trees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crtreedude View Post
    I tend to let it go until my wife complains - and then it gets hacked back. I truly hate shaving. I really don't like having a mustache but she wants me to have one so...

    note the cold distant stare that is common with serial killers
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    I'd say i 6 i guess...LoL

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