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Old 03-26-10, 05:11 PM   #1
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How clean is your mustache?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how clean (on average) do you keep your 'stache? This includes lip, hair, and cheeks.

I'll rate my cleanliness an 1.25. What keeps it from being a 0 is I shampoo and condition my 'tache, and the grit, mud and snot that it flters. I do keep chin and nose clean though.

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Old 03-26-10, 05:15 PM   #2
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we need a pic of 1 and a pic of 10.
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Old 03-26-10, 05:17 PM   #3
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Close up of men's lips -- gross.

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Old 03-26-10, 05:53 PM   #5
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What lube do you put on it?

Can you clean it with simply green?
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That's friggin gross.
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What lube do you put on it?

Can you clean it with simply green?
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Old 03-26-10, 08:48 PM   #8
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Foo, foo, foo.
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Mustaches are for cops and porn stars.
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Very timely thread. it's Mustache March. http://www.mustachemarch.com/index.html
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5.

It's generally clean due to sporting the mouthbrow, but I don't get around to shaving every day.
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Old 03-26-10, 11:34 PM   #13
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That's haggard.
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I can't even grow one...
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Have had a mustache for over 56 years and have also grown several beards, including ths one that I've had for about 4 years.
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Have had a mustache for over 56 years and have also grown several beards, including ths one that I've had for about 4 years.
Please answer the question gramps! How clean is that mustache from 1 to 10?
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If it wasn't necessary for my job, I wouldn't shave at all. And yes, I know they're freaking gross, and it makes me look ten years older.
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Mods, please move to the womens forum. No reason, other than for trolling effect.
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Mods, please move to the womens forum. No reason, other than for trolling effect.


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Old 03-27-10, 06:29 AM   #21
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I've been known to forget to shave occasionally, myself.



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It's generally clean due to sporting the mouthbrow, but I don't get around to shaving every day.
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I tend to let it go until my wife complains - and then it gets hacked back. I truly hate shaving. I really don't like having a mustache but she wants me to have one so...

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Old 03-27-10, 01:18 PM   #23
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seeing as you look like an axe murderer, it shouldn't come as any great surprise that you went into trees.
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Old 03-27-10, 03:24 PM   #24
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I tend to let it go until my wife complains - and then it gets hacked back. I truly hate shaving. I really don't like having a mustache but she wants me to have one so...

note the cold distant stare that is common with serial killers
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Old 03-27-10, 05:12 PM   #25
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I'd say i 6 i guess...LoL
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