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Old 03-27-10, 06:23 PM   #1
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How drunk would you have to be?

I'd be dead to the world(and hoping so in the morning)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8591303.stm


US man 'tried to revive dead opossum' in Pennsylvania


Pennsylvania police have charged a man with public drunkenness after reports that he tried to resuscitate a long-dead opossum on a highway.

State police said several witnesses had seen Donald Wolfe, 55, tending to the roadkill about 65 miles (105 km) north-east of the city of Pittsburgh.

One reported seeing Mr Wolfe kneel before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance.

Another reported seeing him give mouth to mouth resuscitation to the carcass.

State police Trooper Jamie Levier said the animal had been dead a while, the Associated Press news agency reports.

The opossum, colloquially known as a possum, is about the size of a domestic cat.

Such animals are known to feign death when threatened, giving rise to the phrase "playing possum".


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Old 03-27-10, 06:32 PM   #2
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Old 03-27-10, 06:33 PM   #3
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Even to heimlich a living possum I'd need a substantially altered state
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Old 03-27-10, 06:36 PM   #4
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It was not mouth to mouth. I was making out with it.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 03-27-10, 06:43 PM   #5
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How drunk would you have to be?

Blech!! Hopefully drunk enough that this, too, shall pass.
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Old 03-27-10, 08:14 PM   #6
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Dammit, I'm a doctor!

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Old 03-27-10, 08:16 PM   #7
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But can you believe someone else is dumb enough to try?


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Old 03-27-10, 08:46 PM   #8
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Same guy. The BBC grabs news from all around the world.


As I now realize that the other thread was posted this morning.

Does someone have a Homer Simpson jpeg for me. LOL
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Old 03-28-10, 12:52 AM   #9
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Finally, someone has embraced the American Red Cross' revolutionary new "Mouth to Snout" CPR technique.
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I thought this was going to be a Rosie O'Donnell thread.
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why was he arrested. he wasn't harming anyone. the animal was dead after all.
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I thought this was going to be a Rosie O'Donnell thread.
Good thing I missed lunch today.
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There's not enough booze in the world to make me give mouth to mouth to a dead animal.
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this i believe to be a shameless attempt to divert attention away from his past.
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OK, then....

Which would require MORE alcohol -- the roadkill or Rosie?
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It was not mouth to mouth. I was making out with it.
Did you smell my cologne? That's my opossum!
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OK, then....

Which would require MORE alcohol -- the roadkill or Rosie?
I'd be too busy getting my stomach pumped at the time to be able to put my mouth on either.
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Old 03-29-10, 08:10 PM   #19
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Haha, this took place in Brookeville, PA. Brookville PA is the town I first saw an moving Amish carriage in the road. Nice little mountain town.
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Old 03-30-10, 09:45 AM   #20
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I would need more than alcohol, I know that. I have NEVER been that blind drunk...and that says a lot
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