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    How drunk would you have to be?

    I'd be dead to the world(and hoping so in the morning)

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8591303.stm


    US man 'tried to revive dead opossum' in Pennsylvania


    Pennsylvania police have charged a man with public drunkenness after reports that he tried to resuscitate a long-dead opossum on a highway.

    State police said several witnesses had seen Donald Wolfe, 55, tending to the roadkill about 65 miles (105 km) north-east of the city of Pittsburgh.

    One reported seeing Mr Wolfe kneel before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance.

    Another reported seeing him give mouth to mouth resuscitation to the carcass.

    State police Trooper Jamie Levier said the animal had been dead a while, the Associated Press news agency reports.

    The opossum, colloquially known as a possum, is about the size of a domestic cat.

    Such animals are known to feign death when threatened, giving rise to the phrase "playing possum".


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    Please refer to the last verse of the Rollin Stones,
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    Even to heimlich a living possum I'd need a substantially altered state

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    It was not mouth to mouth. I was making out with it.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    How drunk would you have to be?

    Blech!! Hopefully drunk enough that this, too, shall pass.

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    Dammit, I'm a doctor!


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    But can you believe someone else is dumb enough to try?



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    Same guy. The BBC grabs news from all around the world.


    As I now realize that the other thread was posted this morning.

    Does someone have a Homer Simpson jpeg for me. LOL
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    Finally, someone has embraced the American Red Cross' revolutionary new "Mouth to Snout" CPR technique.
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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    I thought this was going to be a Rosie O'Donnell thread.
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    why was he arrested. he wasn't harming anyone. the animal was dead after all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redirekib View Post
    I thought this was going to be a Rosie O'Donnell thread.
    Good thing I missed lunch today.

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    There's not enough booze in the world to make me give mouth to mouth to a dead animal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
    There's not enough booze in the world to make me give mouth to mouth to a dead animal.
    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
    There's not enough booze in the world to make me give mouth to mouth to a dead animal.
    this I believe

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    this i believe to be a shameless attempt to divert attention away from his past.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    OK, then....

    Which would require MORE alcohol -- the roadkill or Rosie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    It was not mouth to mouth. I was making out with it.
    Did you smell my cologne? That's my opossum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DX-MAN View Post
    OK, then....

    Which would require MORE alcohol -- the roadkill or Rosie?
    I'd be too busy getting my stomach pumped at the time to be able to put my mouth on either.

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    Haha, this took place in Brookeville, PA. Brookville PA is the town I first saw an moving Amish carriage in the road. Nice little mountain town.
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    I would need more than alcohol, I know that. I have NEVER been that blind drunk...and that says a lot

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