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    How to handle a peeping tom?

    This neighborhood kid is sniffing around one of my girls. Every time I catch wind of him outside a certain window, he's gone by the time I can get there.

    Other than the requisite Claymore under the window, what are some options y'all can come up with?
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    cops
    Dangit, I almost only post in Foo, so my post count is abysmal.

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    call the police.

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    pull the shade down
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    Rabid Attack Badgers

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    Quote Originally Posted by GP View Post
    call the police.
    Agreed. Don't wait till they get into teenagehood to fix it.
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    Calling the cops is already an option. In fact, the boy's mother told us to do it.

    But this is Foo. I want Fooish ideas... like electrifying the window or perhaps a tiger trap (punji sticks and all).

    I need the humor or I'll simply bury the punk- and his mom would be grateful.
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    Accurately shot up targets taped to the window.

    I did that and it worked for me.
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    Leave a copy of Playboy on the ground near the window.

    On top of a bear trap.

    With a tripwire that sets off a shotgun loaded with salt.

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    leave a bunch of birdlime near the windows.

    alternatively, setup a good old net trap.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Walk around in your bare chest and tighty whities with the curtains a tad open. When he comes around wave at him, wink and dance like a smooooooth operator while licking your top lip and tweaking your own nips all seductively.
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    A video camera inside and then threaten to send it to his parents or post it on facebook.
    Humiliation can be one hell of a motivator.

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    I had a kid that insisted on driving his car through my front garden. He only did it at about 3:00 am after a night of partying. I had only heard who it from other schoolmates of his but never actually caught him. I called the police to report it but they did nothing. I finally placed a 3300 lb stone in the garden and surrounded with new shrubs. We caught him!

    I don't recommend taking the law into your own hands but creative landscaping worked for me. Maybe plant holly or some prickly bush under the window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdon View Post

    I don't recommend taking the law into your own hands but creative landscaping worked for me. Maybe plant holly or some prickly bush under the window.
    Poison ivy, Pyracantha, and stinging nettles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdon View Post

    I don't recommend taking the law into your own hands but creative landscaping worked for me. Maybe plant holly or some prickly bush under the window.
    Poison ivy, Pyracantha, and stinging nettles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by no1mad View Post
    Calling the cops is already an option. In fact, the boy's mother told us to do it.

    But this is Foo. I want Fooish ideas... like electrifying the window or perhaps a tiger trap (punji sticks and all).

    I need the humor or I'll simply bury the punk- and his mom would be grateful.
    Stake out his house, snatch him when he comes outside, duct tape his mouth shut and toss him in the trunk. Drive him to a secluded place, strip him naked, write "sexual predator" on his forehead with a Sharpie and let him walk home.

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    Dig a 2 foot deep hole outside her window, line it with plastic and fill it with water (or urine) cover with leaves.
    Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right

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    When he comes around, release the pitbulls. I used to have a very friendly pitbull but he would scare the be-jebus out of most people.
    I love pho long time.

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    Bear traps.
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    Flamethrower, of course.

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    Pour a bunch of green permanent dye on the lawn in front of the windows. It'll make it easier for the cops to identify him later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by no1mad View Post
    ... I want Fooish ideas....
    1) Drill a hole in the wall.
    2) Place mousetrap inside.
    3) Write "glory hole" outside.
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    These are the types of answers I was looking for!

    On a more serious note, this is gonna be a tricky one. The kid in question is 16, and my 13 yr old is his current obsession. She's been told not to associate with him and he's been told not to come around. She may or may not be aware of the fact that this punk has sexually assaulted his own younger sister in the past. His mother is the one who told his to call the cops if he came around and warned us that he will more than likely stalk the girl.

    I would just send her back to her father, but he sent her out here as a last ditch effort to keep her out of juvenile hall...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    1) Drill a hole in the wall.
    2) Place mousetrap inside.
    3) Write "glory hole" outside.
    I like it! But the house is a rental, so I don't want to any "structural modifications".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Walk around in your bare chest and tighty whities with the curtains a tad open. When he comes around wave at him, wink and dance like a smooooooth operator while licking your top lip and tweaking your own nips all seductively.
    Siu! Oh my! ;0)
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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