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    Double Rainbow.... NCMTBIKER's Avatar
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    Bicycle is my weapon

    Saw on here someone had said the saying from full metal jacket about my ***** is my weapon,but replaced ***** with bike.Where could i find that on here??Thanks

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    It's known as the *****man's creed.
    Ride or Die

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    well your link just redirects me back to this thread...

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    The Randonneur's Creed

    This is my bicycle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My bicycle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My bicycle, without me is useless. Without my bicycle, I am useless. I must ride my bicycle true. I must ride farther than any cyclist who is trying to catch me. I must pace him before he drops me. I will....

    My bicycle and myself know that what counts in this ride is not the speed we travel, the noise of our chain, nor the dust we leave. We know that it is the miles that count. We will ride...

    My bicycle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its saddle and its frame. I will keep my bicycle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...



    (adapted from the *****man's Creed by Major General William H. Rupertus)
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    Quote Originally Posted by CliftonGK1 View Post
    The Randonneur's Creed

    This is my bicycle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My bicycle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My bicycle, without me is useless. Without my bicycle, I am useless. I must ride my bicycle true. I must ride farther than any cyclist who is trying to catch me. I must pace him before he drops me. I will....

    My bicycle and myself know that what counts in this ride is not the speed we travel, the noise of our chain, nor the dust we leave. We know that it is the miles that count. We will ride...

    My bicycle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its saddle and its frame. I will keep my bicycle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...



    (adapted from the *****man's Creed by Major General William H. Rupertus)
    Thanks bro!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NCROADBIKER View Post
    well your link just redirects me back to this thread...

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    OK, can someone come up with "this is my bike, this is my ***....?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NCROADBIKER View Post
    well your link just redirects me back to this thread...
    Jeez, I wasted half an hour clicking through the threads before I realized that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    That would be a cool shirt to have...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RobbieTunes View Post
    OK, can someone come up with "this is my bike, this is my ***....?"
    This is my bike, this is my wife.
    Both are for riding, both are quite fun.

    or, for some...

    This is my bike, this is my wife.
    Both are for riding, only one is any fun.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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