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Old 08-26-04, 12:47 PM   #26
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OK, this really has nothing to do with locker room discussion. But I was riding home from work the other day on my bike. I was going with traffic and then I heard some yelling coming from a pick-up truck behind me. As the truck go closer there was a guy in the passenger side yelling something at me. I could not understand what he was saying at first until he got closer then it became clear. He was yelling that I was turning him on and he was going to *** his pants. It was really disturbing and it made me want to pull out my piece and blow him away. I did not say anything for fear of being hit. I just have to say I now know what women feel like when men holler out the wind at them and it is unwanted. (Isnít that a gross story?) Sick puppy is all I can say.
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Old 08-26-04, 12:55 PM   #27
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He was yelling that I was turning him on and he was going to *** his pants. It was really disturbing and it made me want to pull out my piece and blow him away.
In context with what he was telling you, what you just said is poorly worded.
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Old 08-26-04, 12:58 PM   #28
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Yes you are right. I should of said I wanted to pull a gun out and shoot him.
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Old 08-26-04, 06:15 PM   #29
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Yes, Sam, let's hear your explanation, because I'm not going to touch it...
A beloved thread long past about rubbing a little man in a boat until experiencing a smile
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Old 08-26-04, 06:18 PM   #30
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A beloved thread long past about rubbing a little man in a boat until experiencing a smile
Sublte, Sam. Very subtle.
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Old 08-26-04, 08:50 PM   #31
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Come, come Sam. You can do better than that...
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Old 08-26-04, 08:51 PM   #32
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From "The Road to Wellville"--

Virginia Cranehill: The fresh air, the exercise, and the pleasure of a leather saddle between one's thighs.
Yet another recommendation for Brooks saddles!!!!
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Old 08-26-04, 09:43 PM   #33
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Okay, so I'm in the locker room this morning just finishing up my swim, and this woman says to me...you have terriffic legs, I would kill to have legs like that! So I say to her, funny, I was just thinking the same thing about your tits! To which she replied oh these, I bought them from Dr Meason, he did a good job don't you think. Well yeah. Then we went on to say that we could have a perfect body if we had my legs, her tits and so and so's abs.
And then the music started playing - you know, 70's funk. The two leaned over towards each other, their sinewy bodies glistening... AHEM. Oh sorry, I'll save that for later.

Speaking of the men's locker room, you ever notice the faux pas that go on there? My favorite was always "stays naked much too long man."
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