Advertise on Bikeforums.net



User Tag List

Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12
Results 26 to 33 of 33
  1. #26
    Peace mrcard's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Naperville,IL
    My Bikes
    Attack K2, Gary Fisher (Utopia)
    Posts
    35
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    OK, this really has nothing to do with locker room discussion. But I was riding home from work the other day on my bike. I was going with traffic and then I heard some yelling coming from a pick-up truck behind me. As the truck go closer there was a guy in the passenger side yelling something at me. I could not understand what he was saying at first until he got closer then it became clear. He was yelling that I was turning him on and he was going to *** his pants. It was really disturbing and it made me want to pull out my piece and blow him away. I did not say anything for fear of being hit. I just have to say I now know what women feel like when men holler out the wind at them and it is unwanted. (Isnít that a gross story?) Sick puppy is all I can say.

  2. #27
    2-Cyl, 1/2 HP @ 90 RPM slvoid's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    NYC
    My Bikes
    04' Specialized Hardrock Sport, 03' Giant OCR2 (SOLD!), 04' Litespeed Firenze, 04' Giant OCR Touring, 07' Specialized Langster Comp
    Posts
    15,762
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by mrcard
    He was yelling that I was turning him on and he was going to *** his pants. It was really disturbing and it made me want to pull out my piece and blow him away.
    In context with what he was telling you, what you just said is poorly worded.

  3. #28
    Peace mrcard's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Naperville,IL
    My Bikes
    Attack K2, Gary Fisher (Utopia)
    Posts
    35
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Yes you are right. I should of said I wanted to pull a *** out and shoot him.

  4. #29
    Crank Crushing Redneck SamDaBikinMan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    A van down by the river.
    My Bikes
    Bikes are environmentally damaging
    Posts
    2,600
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Rowan
    Yes, Sam, let's hear your explanation, because I'm not going to touch it...
    A beloved thread long past about rubbing a little man in a boat until experiencing a smile

  5. #30
    Zin
    Zin is offline
    On your what?!? Zin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Lakewood, CO
    Posts
    2,320
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by SamDaBikinMan
    A beloved thread long past about rubbing a little man in a boat until experiencing a smile
    Sublte, Sam. Very subtle.

  6. #31
    Has opinion, will express
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Posts
    12,473
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Come, come Sam. You can do better than that...

  7. #32
    Has opinion, will express
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Posts
    12,473
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by erraticrider
    From "The Road to Wellville"--

    Virginia Cranehill: The fresh air, the exercise, and the pleasure of a leather saddle between one's thighs.
    Yet another recommendation for Brooks saddles!!!!

  8. #33
    Big Man Riding... MMPC's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    Westminster, CO
    My Bikes
    '07 Fuji Roubaix RC, '04 Kona Hoss, '95 Cannondale RT2000 Tandem
    Posts
    291
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by cycleprincess
    Okay, so I'm in the locker room this morning just finishing up my swim, and this woman says to me...you have terriffic legs, I would kill to have legs like that! So I say to her, funny, I was just thinking the same thing about your tits! To which she replied oh these, I bought them from Dr Meason, he did a good job don't you think. Well yeah. Then we went on to say that we could have a perfect body if we had my legs, her tits and so and so's abs.
    And then the music started playing - you know, 70's funk. The two leaned over towards each other, their sinewy bodies glistening... AHEM. Oh sorry, I'll save that for later.

    Speaking of the men's locker room, you ever notice the faux pas that go on there? My favorite was always "stays naked much too long man."

Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •