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cycleprincess 08-25-04 09:24 AM

recent locker room conversation...
 
Okay, so I'm in the locker room this morning just finishing up my swim, and this woman says to me...you have terriffic legs, I would kill to have legs like that! So I say to her, funny, I was just thinking the same thing about your tits! To which she replied oh these, I bought them from Dr Meason, he did a good job don't you think. Well yeah. Then we went on to say that we could have a perfect body if we had my legs, her tits and so and so's abs. Anyway...So the point of this conversation is...do men say to each other, hey dude, nice pecs, or check out your glutes man...you must lift. I doubt it, but I was interested to know for sure!

erraticrider 08-25-04 09:31 AM

yeah, i once commented on the size of this guys d*ck and he said he got it by using doctor meason's herbal growth pills. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

a2psyklnut 08-25-04 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by cycleprincess
Okay, so I'm in the locker room this morning just finishing up my swim, and this woman says to me...you have terriffic legs, I would kill to have legs like that! So I say to her, funny, I was just thinking the same thing about your tits! To which she replied oh these, I bought them from Dr Meason, he did a good job don't you think. Well yeah. Then we went on to say that we could have a perfect body if we had my legs, her tits and so and so's abs. Anyway...So the point of this conversation is...do men say to each other, hey dude, nice pecs, or check out your glutes man...you must lift. I doubt it, but I was interested to know for sure!



Uggghhhhh, NO!

We do however, do what you did. If I could find a woman with so and so's tits, this girl's butt, and that girl's attitude, she'd be perfect.

Then of course she wouldn't be interested in ME! So, it's kinda stupid.

L8R

karlfitt 08-25-04 10:37 AM

No we don't.

We are all too homophobic that if we did, we think the guy might take it as an advace. Then either we have a new "friend" we don't want, or we get our a$$ kicked.

Either way it's bad. :D :D :D :D

temp1 08-25-04 11:09 AM

Pics please!

ChipRGW 08-25-04 11:30 AM

I have been in the locker room @ the gym, and seen things that, frankly, scared me.
I am straight but I'm NOT homophobic.
I would NEVER comment to another guy about his physical appearance.
Unless he was a good friend and he looked bad in some way, ie, "Dude, you look like crap!"
The one exception may be a close workout partner, ie, "Dude, your Bis and tris are coming along nicely"
But, "Dude, Nice legs!" would usually earn you an a$$ whuppin.

Matt02790 08-25-04 12:05 PM

this is a real conundrum for men. if we say such things to women we get slapped, if we say them to men, we get *****-slapped.

*new*guy 08-25-04 12:41 PM

did you really say "tits"?

i don't talk to anyone in the locker room... perhaps if there were women in there it would be a different story;)

J-McKech 08-25-04 01:20 PM

I was walking up some stairs at school and I always walk on my tip toes when walking up stairs. And some girl said, "man you have nice calves." I said thanks and it brightened my day :)

mirona 08-25-04 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by a2psyklnut
We do however, do what you did. If I could find a woman with so and so's tits, this girl's butt, and that girl's attitude, she'd be perfect.

Bingo!

timmhaan 08-25-04 02:20 PM

yep - we've all been guilty of mentally swapping female body parts and personalities. it's what being a male is all about - we like to dream. :o

cycleprincess 08-25-04 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by *new*guy
did you really say "tits"?

i don't talk to anyone in the locker room... perhaps if there were women in there it would be a different story;)

indeed I did...I think that's what I've always called them.

SamDaBikinMan 08-25-04 07:40 PM

Do you ever talk about BICYCLE SMILES?

:D:D:D

Rowan 08-25-04 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SamDaBikinMan
Do you ever talk about BICYCLE SMILES?

THAT should be in the trolls thread in General Discussion!!!!

Actually, the little boys' locker rooms are now all equipped with computers from whence much content for forum postings is now generated.

slvoid 08-25-04 08:32 PM

Did you two touch each other's.. admired parts?

cycleprincess 08-25-04 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SamDaBikinMan
Do you ever talk about BICYCLE SMILES?

:D:D:D

School me...what is a "bicycle smile"? Oh, and no touching...that means you too...

Rowan 08-25-04 09:05 PM

Yes, Sam, let's hear your explanation, because I'm not going to touch it...

A.troll 08-25-04 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SamDaBikinMan
Do you ever talk about BICYCLE SMILES?

:D:D:D

Quote:

Originally Posted by slvoid
Did you two touch each other's.. admired parts?


What a bunch of pervs.

I LOVE IT! :love: :love:

catatonic 08-25-04 11:16 PM

I don't even want to go there....to me the female body is far easier on the eyes. I'll look at my own body..but that's bacause I have to live with it...otherwise I wouldn't.

Now on the other note...well....ok my mind went blank....now it's back...really...even by my low standards, it's a bad idea...so i'm gonna let it r.i.p.

KevinmH9 08-25-04 11:37 PM

I have too many people men and women comment on my calves, it doesn't really bother me half they time they are joking around about them being as big as they are, but it makes me think on the side.

capsicum 08-26-04 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by cycleprincess
School me...what is a "bicycle smile"? Oh, and no touching...that means you too...

I'll touch it, because I like stepping up to the plate when no one else will.

Bicycle Smile; a [big]smile caused by rideing a bicycle, it occures most frequently in the female of the species homosapian sapian, generally associated with poorly paved roads and proper seat positioning. :p :D

erraticrider 08-26-04 05:20 AM

From "The Road to Wellville"--

Virginia Cranehill: The fresh air, the exercise, and the pleasure of a leather saddle between one's thighs.
Eleanor Lightbody: Why, Virginia, what do you mean?
Virginia Cranehill: Bicycle smile, I believe they call it.


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