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Old 04-13-10, 04:06 PM   #1
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Questionable circumstances

I arrived back to my hotel this evening after work. I used the restroom and went to wash my hands when I noticed a rather long pubic hair in the sink. One might think that this would be normal, with me being a dude and all. Well, considering I'm a full body groomer, I have a hard time believing it's mine. It wasn't there when I shaved and brushed my teeth this morning. Kinda makes me wonder what the housekeeping staff is doing while I'm away.
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Old 04-13-10, 08:40 PM   #2
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It's a nose hair....
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Maybe it fell off your lip.
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Maid uses wash cloth from another room whose occupant has body hair, hair ends up in your sink.
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How do you know what kind of hair it was?
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Old 04-13-10, 09:51 PM   #6
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Based on the above, OH JUST EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I mean you know by now what a ... nasty curly thingee is?


Oh ... Just ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!1
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Old 04-13-10, 09:54 PM   #7
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Based on the above, OH JUST EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I mean you know by now what a ... nasty curly thingee is?


Oh ... Just ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!1
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Quick, get a black light, turn off the rest of the lights, and shine it about the room. If you see fluorescent splotches here and there, you can start to worry.
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Sorry..I broke into your room to steal stuff, but the housekeeper was in there at the time, and well, she was just too hot not to have some fun with....we used your counter top...hope you don't mind too much.
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report it to the general manager (not just the front desk)

long? pubic hair? maybe it was curly head hair!
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Old 04-14-10, 07:11 AM   #12
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Quick, get a black light, turn off the rest of the lights, and shine it about the room. If you see fluorescent splotches here and there, you can start to worry.
EEEEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. No way.
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Old 04-14-10, 07:12 AM   #13
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long? pubic hair? maybe it was curly head hair!
Meh.
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Do you wear a merkin? If so, it could be yours, in a very round about sort of way. just saying.
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Old 04-14-10, 07:23 AM   #15
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Do you wear a merkin? If so, it could be yours, in a very round about sort of way. just saying.
That's an interesting theory but my merkin doesn't match the curtains.
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I arrived back to my hotel this evening after work. I used the restroom and went to wash my hands when I noticed a rather long pubic hair in the sink. One might think that this would be normal, with me being a dude and all. Well, considering I'm a full body groomer, I have a hard time believing it's mine. It wasn't there when I shaved and brushed my teeth this morning. Kinda makes me wonder what the housekeeping staff is doing while I'm away.

sick and funny together! what a team!


BTW, I used to collect HotWheel vehicles and I found a nice Redline my friend was looking for but couldn't find, so I bought it for him and gave it to him as a gift, as soon as I handed it to him we both noticed what appeared to be a long pube inside the package!
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sick and funny together! what a team!


BTW, I used to collect HotWheel vehicles and I found a nice Redline my friend was looking for but couldn't find, so I bought it for him and gave it to him as a gift, as soon as I handed it to him we both noticed what appeared to be a long pube inside the package!
That might have made it a bit more valuable with the whole "one of a kind" factor.
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Are there drinking glasses in the room?
Don't use 'em.
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Look very closely at your fellow guests over breakfast. See if you can identify who it came from. Then confront them with the evidence.
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I hope it goes like this.

NSFW in a very mild way, if saying PENIS and PERVERT are NSFW that is.
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