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Old 04-14-10, 05:09 PM   #1
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Prerequisite dating IQ test

Would it be inappropriate to make someone take an IQ test prior to the 3rd date?
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Old 04-14-10, 05:15 PM   #2
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Old 04-14-10, 05:25 PM   #3
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Take them to see a movie like No Country For Old Men, Memento or Shutter Island. If they ask stupid questions through the whole thing, and/or are baffled at the end, you have a pretty good idea whether they are a dipstick or not.
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Old 04-14-10, 05:33 PM   #5
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If you're dating someone, it shouldn't take an IQ test to determine whether they're smart enough for you to continue dating them. Therefore, the answer is "No".
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Old 04-14-10, 05:38 PM   #6
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Their minimum IQ must equal their bust size, in centimeters, times 1.5.
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Old 04-14-10, 05:41 PM   #7
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Their minimum IQ must equal their bust size, in centimeters, times 1.5.
Huh? Are you saying that if she has big tits she has to be smarter than if she does not? Somehow I don't see being anerxic and flat chested as making up for being stupid.
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Their minimum IQ must equal their bust size, in centimeters, times 1.5.
I was wondering how many posts it would take before someone mentioned beer, poo, farting, or parts of the female anatomy. lol.
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Old 04-14-10, 07:10 PM   #9
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no. if she is dumb enough to go out with you in the first place...
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Old 04-14-10, 07:18 PM   #10
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Heck, there won't be a FIRST date if I don't think she has some serious brains!
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That doesn't work. Master's degree in Chemical Engineering and still an evil witch. They just use fancier words at breakup.
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no. if she is dumb enough to go out with you in the first place...
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Old 04-14-10, 08:49 PM   #13
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no. if she is dumb enough to go out with you in the first place...
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Huh? Are you saying that if she has big tits she has to be smarter than if she does not? Somehow I don't see being anerxic and flat chested as making up for being stupid.
I have always argued that intelligence and large breasts are not mutually exclusive.
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Old 04-14-10, 09:01 PM   #15
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"You know that Voigt-Kampf test of yours? Did you ever take that test yourself?"
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Old 04-14-10, 09:06 PM   #16
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I have always argued that intelligence and large breasts are not mutually exclusive.
Perhaps not mutually exclusive, but your equation creates a rapidly shrinking dating pool at one end of the scale, as opposed to maintaining a similar standard, or as is more common, judging with beauty x brains = constant.
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Old 04-14-10, 09:15 PM   #17
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Take this picture with you, hold it up and if she looks like this, she's a keeper.

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Perhaps not mutually exclusive, but your equation creates a rapidly shrinking dating pool at one end of the scale, as opposed to maintaining a similar standard, or as is more common, judging with beauty x brains = constant.
That is indeed the sticky wicket.
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If you need an IQ test to tell how smart your date is, her IQ is approximately the same or greater than yours.
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Hmmm... using the "accepted" dating rules where the third date means sex, do you really need an IQ test to bed someone?
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If you need in IQ test to determine if she is smart, then she is not the problem.
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Ooo BURNNNN!!
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considering IQ tests don't mean much past the 2nd grade, I'm going to say no, because I really hope you're not dating a 2nd grader.
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What if she is in the 2nd grade for the 12th time?
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