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    Your imaginary friend. fuzzbox's Avatar
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    What in the world happened today?

    Well I'm not sure what happened today except I fell alseep at a friend's house for a while I guess and I slammed my hand in a door and now it hurts pretty bad. I really wish I could remember the parts in between. How about yourself?

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    I payed someone to clean my house and now it's so beautiful I don't want to let the dog inside or use the toilet.
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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    To be honest, I.....

    Well let's just say it has to do with a busted rib, a knife and a martial arts move that saved me tonight.
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Siu broke someone's rib?
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    so far, I woke up (partially), fed the cats, and found an awesome parking spot for the car. And watched the weather channel for about 40 seconds. time for caffeine now.....
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    the bosses are taking the company out to lunch to celebrate one colleague's departure to have her baby next week. I'll probably have a boring salad with chicken. too bad cuz this place has AWESOME Italian food. some days I really dislike watching what I eat!
    cycling is like baseball ~ it doesn't take much to make it interesting

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Woke up at 6:15, let dogs out, made coffee, sat on bed in 5 year olds room and watched him feed/water/care for hermity the hermit crab, defecated, showered, shaved, dressed, drank coffee, read devotional with our boys while wife made lunches, got travel mug of aforementioned coffee, drove to work, got a bagel with cream cheese and am now at desk getting ready to start the work day after eating said bagel and calling my dad to see how a Dr. appt/procedure went. As of yet, I have not fallen asleep at a friends or mysteriously damaged any appendages, be they mine or not.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by rumrunn6 View Post
    the bosses are taking the company out to lunch to celebrate one colleague's departure to have her baby next week. I'll probably have a boring salad with chicken. too bad cuz this place has AWESOME Italian food. some days I really dislike watching what I eat!
    close your eyes my brother, that is why you have eyelids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Came up with a pretty good tattoo idea to start things off...

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Came up with a pretty good tattoo idea to start things off...
    This is not the idea of getting a zipper tattooed all the way around your neck is it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    This is not the idea of getting a zipper tattooed all the way around your neck is it?
    No. That would interfere with the real zipper I have all the way around my neck.

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    Woke up in a hotel room that doesn't belong to me.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    I woke up!
    on light duty due to illness; please contact my assistants for forum issues. They are Siu Blue Wind, or CbadRider or the other 3 star folk. I am currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes. I am making good progress, happily.


    . “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche

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    K2ProFlex baby! ilikebikes's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    To be honest, I.....

    Well let's just say it has to do with a busted rib, a knife and a martial arts move that saved me tonight.
    I hope Dans OK.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe View Post
    I woke up!


    Thats very good news Mr Stormcrowe! =0)
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by fuzzbox View Post
    Well I'm not sure what happened today except I fell alseep at a friend's house for a while I guess and I slammed my hand in a door and now it hurts pretty bad. I really wish I could remember the parts in between. How about yourself?
    I woke up at 6 AM (very strange for me) Kissed my wife goodbye, took a shower, grabbed up the dirty clothes and put a load in the washer, changed the puppy pads, washed my hands and made a veggie burger wrap and gobbled it up, then I sat and watched TV while doing the laundry, right now I'm all done with the laundry and am listening to Alanis on 104.5 singing "I'm not quite as well, I thought, you, should know..."
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisPistofferson View Post
    I payed someone to clean my house and now it's so beautiful I don't want to let the dog inside or use the toilet.
    Yeah, my dog tends to pee on the seat; I don't let him use the toilet either.
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    To be honest, I.....

    Well let's just say it has to do with a busted rib, a knife and a martial arts move that saved me tonight.
    that sounds like attempted mugging hope everything is alright...

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    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
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    I was just referred to as "the token man" at work.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    you sure they did not say "toking" and you just misunderstood them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    It's possible with all the narcotics floating around.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    flaunt it. go sit on the hot desk and say: "how YOU doin?'"

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    cycling is like baseball ~ it doesn't take much to make it interesting

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    I flaunt it by perversely leaning on their shoulder while they're sitting down.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    I got chewed out by a bus driver for waiving him down where there was no stop... I said no words and just pointed at the sign that said "Effective 4/12, there will be a new stop at 15th and Wynkoop until 2012"
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Woke up in a hotel room that doesn't belong to me.
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    I woke up!
    Nice that these are consecutive. It really throws things in to perspective.
    I woke up, and plan to have a better day than yesterday.

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