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Old 04-14-10, 11:13 PM   #1
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What in the world happened today?

Well I'm not sure what happened today except I fell alseep at a friend's house for a while I guess and I slammed my hand in a door and now it hurts pretty bad. I really wish I could remember the parts in between. How about yourself?
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Old 04-14-10, 11:23 PM   #2
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I payed someone to clean my house and now it's so beautiful I don't want to let the dog inside or use the toilet.
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Old 04-15-10, 01:07 AM   #3
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To be honest, I.....

Well let's just say it has to do with a busted rib, a knife and a martial arts move that saved me tonight.
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Siu broke someone's rib?
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so far, I woke up (partially), fed the cats, and found an awesome parking spot for the car. And watched the weather channel for about 40 seconds. time for caffeine now.....
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the bosses are taking the company out to lunch to celebrate one colleague's departure to have her baby next week. I'll probably have a boring salad with chicken. too bad cuz this place has AWESOME Italian food. some days I really dislike watching what I eat!
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Woke up at 6:15, let dogs out, made coffee, sat on bed in 5 year olds room and watched him feed/water/care for hermity the hermit crab, defecated, showered, shaved, dressed, drank coffee, read devotional with our boys while wife made lunches, got travel mug of aforementioned coffee, drove to work, got a bagel with cream cheese and am now at desk getting ready to start the work day after eating said bagel and calling my dad to see how a Dr. appt/procedure went. As of yet, I have not fallen asleep at a friends or mysteriously damaged any appendages, be they mine or not.
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the bosses are taking the company out to lunch to celebrate one colleague's departure to have her baby next week. I'll probably have a boring salad with chicken. too bad cuz this place has AWESOME Italian food. some days I really dislike watching what I eat!
close your eyes my brother, that is why you have eyelids.
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Old 04-15-10, 07:16 AM   #9
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Came up with a pretty good tattoo idea to start things off...
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Came up with a pretty good tattoo idea to start things off...
This is not the idea of getting a zipper tattooed all the way around your neck is it?
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No. That would interfere with the real zipper I have all the way around my neck.
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Woke up in a hotel room that doesn't belong to me.
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Old 04-15-10, 07:32 AM   #13
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I woke up!
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I hope Dans OK.
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Thats very good news Mr Stormcrowe! =0)
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Well I'm not sure what happened today except I fell alseep at a friend's house for a while I guess and I slammed my hand in a door and now it hurts pretty bad. I really wish I could remember the parts in between. How about yourself?
I woke up at 6 AM (very strange for me) Kissed my wife goodbye, took a shower, grabbed up the dirty clothes and put a load in the washer, changed the puppy pads, washed my hands and made a veggie burger wrap and gobbled it up, then I sat and watched TV while doing the laundry, right now I'm all done with the laundry and am listening to Alanis on 104.5 singing "I'm not quite as well, I thought, you, should know..."
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Old 04-15-10, 07:39 AM   #17
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Yeah, my dog tends to pee on the seat; I don't let him use the toilet either.
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that sounds like attempted mugging hope everything is alright...
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I was just referred to as "the token man" at work.
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you sure they did not say "toking" and you just misunderstood them?
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It's possible with all the narcotics floating around.
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flaunt it. go sit on the hot desk and say: "how YOU doin?'"

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I flaunt it by perversely leaning on their shoulder while they're sitting down.
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I got chewed out by a bus driver for waiving him down where there was no stop... I said no words and just pointed at the sign that said "Effective 4/12, there will be a new stop at 15th and Wynkoop until 2012"
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Nice that these are consecutive. It really throws things in to perspective.
I woke up, and plan to have a better day than yesterday.
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