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    Ogr8nwmypstmksnosnse pgoat's Avatar
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    I just ate some turkey...

    ...and I think it was a bit "off" (past its throw-out date)


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    wash it down with some lumpy milk and maybe some mayonaisse that was not refridgerated and you will be fine.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    wash it down with some lumpy milk and maybe some mayonaisse that was not refridgerated and you will be fine.
    no no no - His moldy bread presented the proper cure for anything that might affect him!

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    Amazingly, the bread was still good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    wash it down with some lumpy milk and maybe some mayonaisse that was not refridgerated and you will be fine.
    Mmmmm....lumpy milk....


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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    Mmmmm....Lumpy Milk....
    Your pron name?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    Your pron name?
    No, for that, I go by "Jett Skee"
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    Well, the benefit is that you'll be safe from being killed by your wife when she founds out you were hit by a car and didn't tell her...

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    Maybe she knew all along and planted the tainted turkey as part of her evil plan for revenge.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Maybe she knew all along and planted the tainted turkey as part of her evil plan for revenge.
    +awesome

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    Hit by a car and ate bad turkey? Maybe your wife shouldn't go away. You need her protection.


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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    ...and I think it was a bit "off" (past its throw-out date)


    been nice knowing y'alls

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    Hit by a car and ate bad turkey? Maybe your wife shouldn't go away. You need her protection.
    Bingo - I'm just lonely and acting out for attention.
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    btw, the doctor saw me yesterday and said I'm fine - just some bruises and sprains.


    Of course, that was before I ate turkey that is pink and firm on one side and yellow and sticky on the other.
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    Pink and Firm, yellow and sticky. Dude, that was not turkey, that was stale Peeps left over from Easter....................
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Pink and Firm, yellow and sticky. Dude, that was not turkey, that was stale Peeps left over from Easter...1956
    Backdated it for you
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    ^^^ lol. Good thing I finished breakfast a while ago otherwise I would have spilled my cereal all over the keyboard.

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