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    Post your bad tattoos

    When I was 15 I thought it would be a good idea to tattoo a flaming bullet onto my leg. I bought some sewing needles and india ink and went at it. This is what I got:




    I know others may have tattoos they regret or whatever so post them up and tell the story.

    FWIW, I have given up the art of tattooing

    Rob

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    I think that your flaming bullet is not too bad, if you were going for a cuttlefish eating seaweed.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    If I ever get a tattoo, it will be a crucifix on either my foot or my wrist.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I think that your flaming bullet is not too bad, if you were going for a cuttlefish eating seaweed.
    I thought it was a whale giving birth to twins
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    I thought it was a whale giving birth to twins
    That is the cool thing about art, it leaves so much up to the viewer to interpret.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    If I ever get a tattoo, it will be a crucifix on either my foot or my wrist.
    Be a rebel. Wear it on a chain around your neck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    I thought it was a whale giving birth to twins
    LOL <cough>

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    Quote Originally Posted by robncircus View Post
    When I was 15 I thought it would be a good idea to tattoo a flaming bullet onto my leg. I bought some sewing needles and india ink and went at it. This is what I got:




    I know others may have tattoos they regret or whatever so post them up and tell the story.

    FWIW, I have given up the art of tattooing

    Rob
    That is the worst looking flaming bullet I have ever seen. My 4 year old niece can draw better than that. At least I know what she is drawing.

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    ^^Have you ever seen a flaming bullet?

    I didn't think so

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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    ^^Have you ever seen a flaming bullet?

    I didn't think so
    Yes, and it certainly does not look like, (A) Cuttlefish eating seaweed or (B) whale birthing twins.

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    "When I was 15"


    That explains everything.

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    I did that needle and indian ink once it looked fine but it was an outline. A bit later I got it redone with color added.

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    We did really lame needle ink tattoos when we were 15, too. Just little dots on our wrists, and we thought we were totally badass. Mine disappeared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wfin2004 View Post
    Yes, and it certainly does not look like, (A) Cuttlefish eating seaweed or (B) whale birthing twins.
    Oh yes it does.

    But I forgot to add that it's a cussing whale,which is why her mouth is censored.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Oh yes it does.

    But I forgot to add that it's a cussing whale,which is why her mouth is censored.
    Sorry. . .I meant to say it doesn't look like a flaming bullet. But it DOES look like cuttlefish, whale etc.

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    tattooing yourself? hahahahaha
    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

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    i'm thinking of operating on myself. a labotomy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    i'm thinking of operating on myself. a labotomy.
    Did you finish already and just forgot?
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    Being full of crap and depositing it here consistently is really nothing to be proud of.

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    i think i cut off the wrong body part.
    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

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    Paging Dr. John Wayne Bobbit

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    There's a guy at a local McDonalds that has **** YOU on his fingers.

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    Does nobody else have a bad tattoo? I'd post mine but I dont have my camera with me.

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    We only burned ourselves with our erasers in 5th grade. I can't find the scar. I did blow up a gallon of gasoline though!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ho hum View Post
    We only burned ourselves with our erasers in 5th grade. I can't find the scar. I did blow up a gallon of gasoline though!
    yeah we erased our knuckles till they bled too, man were we stupid.

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    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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