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    Prank Calls

    Okay today some guy tried to prank me on my cellphone but I was away so I called back and He started talking to me about the fact that I made a wrong number and then tried to get me into some story where he was supposed to sell a bunch of vibrators of all kind and genre. That made me burst into laughter, it didn't managed to piss me off as a matter of fact I was laughing a lot more than him LOL.

    Later in the evening with a friend... I got the marvelous idea to call back.

    It went like that

    -Hey man, it's me, You called a few hours ago and... finally I think I am indeed interested into some of your vibrators and man I'd like you to demonstrate them to me and my friends.
    -HEY DUDE, WHO ARE YOU!?!?*yeah he was totally yelling*
    -I'm alex why?
    -CAUSE I AIN'T SELLING NO VIBRATORS!!!
    -no but seriously you talked to me about some that looked quite interesting how much for them?
    -ME, IT WAS A JOKE !!! WHERE ARE YOU!?!?
    -But Seriously I'm really interested in a demo.
    -WHERE ARE YOU!!?!?!
    -I'm at my home why?
    -SERIOUSLY WHERE ARE YOU I'M SO GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!! *yells some more*
    *clicks* I end the conversation there.

    Me and my friend were laughing so bad XD
    the poor guy didn't even had a chance...

    So have you guys ever done something similar ? IF yes tell us your stories!

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    That dude deserved what he got!!!! hehe good job.

    My brother and I used to do prank calls every saturday morning with my younger siblings, long before the advent of caller-ID and so forth, but we didn't do anything as elaborate as that. Mostly it was me and my brother making up a script that we'd get the younger ones to carry out while my brother and I would listen on the other line. Usually my younger brothers or sisters would forget some of their lines and end up saying something else nonsensical which made everybody laugh (the person on the other end included). Like when we told my younger sister to call a mortuary and tell them she wanted to be cremated the next day and what would it cost. Except my sister forgot her lines and ended up saying something like "Hi this is fred flintstone and I would like to be ummm....uhh...to be...umm. REINCARNATED!" The person on the other end of the line responded with "ok fine! what time?" That threw my sister for a loop and she hung up - she was only 5 years old at the time so I suppose that was understandable.

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    I made a pervy, heavy-breathing, dirty-talking caller hang up on me one time. Back in the day before people had automatic redial and all that, he was calling young women at my dorm. People were all up in arms. Girls were claiming to be traumatized by this guy. It was being written about regularly in the school paper. And so on.

    So this guy called me when I was on my way out one day. He started talking dirty. He presented a few juicy details about what he'd like to do with me, a description of what he wasn't wearing, and a description of what he was holding in his hand.

    I told him I was interested. "I really like what you are saying, and I want to have the time to to really talk this out with you. Unfortunately, I'm on my way out. Can you give me your phone number, so I can call you back and finish this conversation another time?"

    So he said, "I know where you live."

    And I said, "Well, that's cool, but I don't know where you live. You see, I have these urges sometimes, too. I would really like to call you when I'm in the mood. It's just not fair that you get to call me and I can't call you, especially since I'm busy right now, but I'd like to take you up on your offer later. Can you give me your number, so I have someone to call when I'm in need?"

    That's when he hung up.

    Bummer.
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    Hello -

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