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    Sumanitu taka owaci LittleBigMan's Avatar
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    Sex

    Forget Bike Forums tonight.

    I'm going to bed.

    No worries

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    Go get 'em tiger!!

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    Don't forget to switch hands if one gets tired.
    J/K hehe.

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    I understand that, if you turn your hand around... it feels like someone else is doing it for you j/k

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    you can sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then whack off. It's called "The Stranger"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoothie104
    you can sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then whack off. It's called "The Stranger"
    That's the most disturbing thing I've heard all day...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoothie104
    you can sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then whack off. It's called "The Stranger"
    I am staying away from that one.

    So many men....so little time!

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    Hey
    It may be to late , but you should try white majik ! Tantric ! I got some gilrfriend who like it for hours . I refrain from climax . Buddist monks and kung fu masters use to practice this . It was said to give more energy ect ect . Well , LOL , it does ! But ya gotta be careful when you got your gaymo bike shorts on
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    Help me out here Jar... I did a google search on 'white majik' then 'white majik sex' then 'white majik kung fu' and finally 'white majik tantric gaymo' and came up trumps. What are you on about?
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    His name says it all... been jarhead a little too often drafting then crashing into the back of vehicles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdrianB
    Help me out here Jar... What are you on about?
    He gets that question a lot.
    If we learn from our mistakes, I must be a goddamn genius.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdrianB
    Help me out here Jar... I did a google search on 'white majik' then 'white majik sex' then 'white majik kung fu' and finally 'white majik tantric gaymo' and came up trumps. What are you on about?
    Jar=Merton...

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    Quote Originally Posted by slvoid
    Jar=Merton...
    quite possibly dumber than the "what color should my messenger bag be" thread.

    people who talk about sex rarely turn out to be having it, other than with themselves

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    Quote Originally Posted by s2sxiii
    people who talk about sex rarely turn out to be having it, other than with themselves
    Well, he did recently break up with his wifey or whoever, didn't he? Maybe now he's going through the fantasy phase.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoothie104
    you can sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then whack off. It's called "The Stranger"
    Thats nothin but an urban legand. if your hand is numb you can't make a fist. Trust me my entire fore arm and hand goes numb on almost a daily basis and it becomes useless, imagine having a wooden or wax, open but relaxed, fake hand. Totally useless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by capsicum
    Thats nothin but an urban legand. if your hand is numb you can't make a fist. Trust me my entire fore arm and hand goes numb on almost a daily basis and it becomes useless, imagine having a wooden or wax, open but relaxed, fake hand. Totally useless.
    My hand goes totally numb on my bike sometimes. I can shift up but not down on my rapid fire shifters and can still gently grab my rear brake. So I guess it's possible. But that's still disturbed..."The Stranger.."

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    So, when will LittleBigMan report back in this morning? When will he get up (I mean out of bed)? What's the story?

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    ************ is like procrastination... in the end your only screwing your self

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    look up tantra, not tantric. you'll find more. It may also prove useful to check out an actual library. Ya know, that place where they kept information before the Internet.

    CL

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    Quote Originally Posted by capsicum
    Thats nothin but an urban legand. if your hand is numb you can't make a fist. Trust me my entire fore arm and hand goes numb on almost a daily basis and it becomes useless, imagine having a wooden or wax, open but relaxed, fake hand. Totally useless.
    Totally useless? You know this from experience?
    You're east of East St. Louis
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    Quote Originally Posted by capsicum
    Thats nothin but an urban legand. if your hand is numb you can't make a fist.
    Two words: elastic bands.


    Quote Originally Posted by capsicum
    Trust me my entire fore arm and hand goes numb on almost a daily basis and it becomes useless, imagine having a wooden or wax, open but relaxed, fake hand. Totally useless.
    I guess I'll have to trust you on that.
    If we learn from our mistakes, I must be a goddamn genius.

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    So, I post this thread (in jest,) then hit the sack. (I mean, being married, is it that strange to talk about having sex? Well, it could, but...)

    Today, I log on to find 22 replies. Hm, wonder what people have to say? I mean, sex is, after all, the easiest topic to get responses with...

    To my suprise, I find the vast majority posts are about ************.

    (Are you all that lonely?)



    (Maybe you are riding too much... )
    No worries

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    Penile dysfunction due to numbness in the nether regions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prosody
    Quote Originally Posted by capsicum
    Thats nothin but an urban legand. if your hand is numb you can't make a fist. Trust me my entire fore arm and hand goes numb on almost a daily basis and it becomes useless, imagine having a wooden or wax, open but relaxed, fake hand. Totally useless.

    Totally useless? You know this from experience?
    Isn't that what I said?
    Numb, dead, totaly lacking in nerve response, not 'my hands asleep' tingly wussy crap, completely without feeling, not moveable except by swinging it like a club. Once I slept on my arm wrong and the entire thing, right up to the shoulder was like that. It took a good ten minutes of flinging it around like a rag doll to get feeling/use back then another few minutes of that tingly thousand needles 'asleep' feel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleBigMan
    So, I post this thread (in jest,) then hit the sack. (I mean, being married, is it that strange to talk about having sex? Well, it could, but...)

    Today, I log on to find 22 replies. Hm, wonder what people have to say? I mean, sex is, after all, the easiest topic to get responses with...

    To my suprise, I find the vast majority posts are about ************.

    (Are you all that lonely?)



    (Maybe you are riding too much... )
    You should not talk about your wife that way and spousal abuse can get you landed in jail.

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