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Old 08-31-04, 06:26 PM   #1
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Old 08-31-04, 06:31 PM   #2
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Old 08-31-04, 07:02 PM   #3
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Don't forget to switch hands if one gets tired.
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Old 08-31-04, 07:25 PM   #4
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I understand that, if you turn your hand around... it feels like someone else is doing it for you j/k
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Old 08-31-04, 07:50 PM   #5
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you can sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then whack off. It's called "The Stranger"
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Old 08-31-04, 08:23 PM   #6
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you can sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then whack off. It's called "The Stranger"
That's the most disturbing thing I've heard all day...
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Old 08-31-04, 08:44 PM   #7
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you can sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then whack off. It's called "The Stranger"
I am staying away from that one.

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Old 08-31-04, 09:50 PM   #8
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It may be to late , but you should try white majik ! Tantric ! I got some gilrfriend who like it for hours . I refrain from climax . Buddist monks and kung fu masters use to practice this . It was said to give more energy ect ect . Well , LOL , it does ! But ya gotta be careful when you got your gaymo bike shorts on
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Old 08-31-04, 10:46 PM   #9
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Help me out here Jar... I did a google search on 'white majik' then 'white majik sex' then 'white majik kung fu' and finally 'white majik tantric gaymo' and came up trumps. What are you on about?
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Old 08-31-04, 11:02 PM   #10
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His name says it all... been jarhead a little too often drafting then crashing into the back of vehicles.
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Old 08-31-04, 11:02 PM   #11
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Help me out here Jar... What are you on about?
He gets that question a lot.
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Old 08-31-04, 11:04 PM   #12
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Help me out here Jar... I did a google search on 'white majik' then 'white majik sex' then 'white majik kung fu' and finally 'white majik tantric gaymo' and came up trumps. What are you on about?
Jar=Merton...
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Old 08-31-04, 11:47 PM   #13
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Jar=Merton...
quite possibly dumber than the "what color should my messenger bag be" thread.

people who talk about sex rarely turn out to be having it, other than with themselves
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Old 09-01-04, 12:41 AM   #14
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people who talk about sex rarely turn out to be having it, other than with themselves
Well, he did recently break up with his wifey or whoever, didn't he? Maybe now he's going through the fantasy phase.
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Old 09-01-04, 03:48 AM   #15
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you can sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then whack off. It's called "The Stranger"
Thats nothin but an urban legand. if your hand is numb you can't make a fist. Trust me my entire fore arm and hand goes numb on almost a daily basis and it becomes useless, imagine having a wooden or wax, open but relaxed, fake hand. Totally useless.
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Old 09-01-04, 06:10 AM   #16
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Thats nothin but an urban legand. if your hand is numb you can't make a fist. Trust me my entire fore arm and hand goes numb on almost a daily basis and it becomes useless, imagine having a wooden or wax, open but relaxed, fake hand. Totally useless.
My hand goes totally numb on my bike sometimes. I can shift up but not down on my rapid fire shifters and can still gently grab my rear brake. So I guess it's possible. But that's still disturbed..."The Stranger.."
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Old 09-01-04, 06:14 AM   #17
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So, when will LittleBigMan report back in this morning? When will he get up (I mean out of bed)? What's the story?
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Old 09-01-04, 10:53 AM   #18
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Old 09-01-04, 12:51 PM   #19
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look up tantra, not tantric. you'll find more. It may also prove useful to check out an actual library. Ya know, that place where they kept information before the Internet.

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Old 09-01-04, 04:38 PM   #20
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Thats nothin but an urban legand. if your hand is numb you can't make a fist. Trust me my entire fore arm and hand goes numb on almost a daily basis and it becomes useless, imagine having a wooden or wax, open but relaxed, fake hand. Totally useless.
Totally useless? You know this from experience?
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Thats nothin but an urban legand. if your hand is numb you can't make a fist.
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Trust me my entire fore arm and hand goes numb on almost a daily basis and it becomes useless, imagine having a wooden or wax, open but relaxed, fake hand. Totally useless.
I guess I'll have to trust you on that.
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Old 09-01-04, 08:17 PM   #22
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So, I post this thread (in jest,) then hit the sack. (I mean, being married, is it that strange to talk about having sex? Well, it could, but...)

Today, I log on to find 22 replies. Hm, wonder what people have to say? I mean, sex is, after all, the easiest topic to get responses with...

To my suprise, I find the vast majority posts are about ************.

(Are you all that lonely?)



(Maybe you are riding too much... )
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Penile dysfunction due to numbness in the nether regions?
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Old 09-02-04, 04:51 AM   #24
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Thats nothin but an urban legand. if your hand is numb you can't make a fist. Trust me my entire fore arm and hand goes numb on almost a daily basis and it becomes useless, imagine having a wooden or wax, open but relaxed, fake hand. Totally useless.

Totally useless? You know this from experience?
Isn't that what I said?
Numb, dead, totaly lacking in nerve response, not 'my hands asleep' tingly wussy crap, completely without feeling, not moveable except by swinging it like a club. Once I slept on my arm wrong and the entire thing, right up to the shoulder was like that. It took a good ten minutes of flinging it around like a rag doll to get feeling/use back then another few minutes of that tingly thousand needles 'asleep' feel.
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So, I post this thread (in jest,) then hit the sack. (I mean, being married, is it that strange to talk about having sex? Well, it could, but...)

Today, I log on to find 22 replies. Hm, wonder what people have to say? I mean, sex is, after all, the easiest topic to get responses with...

To my suprise, I find the vast majority posts are about ************.

(Are you all that lonely?)



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You should not talk about your wife that way and spousal abuse can get you landed in jail.
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