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    Mystery Meat gitarzan's Avatar
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    Whatever happened to King Termite?

    Did someone kill him?

    I think it was Doctor ModoVincere in the Kitchen with a Lead Pipe.
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    I doused him with chlordane and then teased him with a nice tasty bit of hard wood.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by gitarzan View Post
    Did someone kill him?

    I think it was Doctor ModoVincere in the Kitchen with a Lead Pipe.
    Dead as a doornail. His body has been rotting in jsharr's basement for months now...well, all except for the bits jsharr barbecued.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Dead as a doornail. His body has been rotting in jsharr's basement for months now...well, all except for the bits jsharr barbecued.
    Ackkkkk!!! He's become a zombie termite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Dead as a doornail. His body has been rotting in jsharr's basement for months now...well, all except for the bits jsharr barbecued.
    Someone call Orkin!

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    Mystery Meat gitarzan's Avatar
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    So, were you really dead? Or just in jail?
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    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikecrate View Post
    Ackkkkk!!! He's become a zombie termite.
    It is the revenge of the undead woodmunching insect.
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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    I can neither confirm nor deny any of this. Also, termite may or may not taste like chicken.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by gitarzan View Post
    So, were you really dead? Or just in jail?
    Self-imposed jail.....going back there now.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Self-imposed jail.....going back there now.
    Hey man! (waves)

    Don't drop the soap!
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    Mystery Meat gitarzan's Avatar
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    I guess he's going back to chewing on wood.
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    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    If anybody wants to keep in touch....Facebook is a good way. PM me with info and we can buddy up on Facebook.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    If anybody wants to keep in touch....Facebook is a good way. PM me with info and we can buddy up on Facebook.
    Who are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    If anybody wants to keep in touch....Facebook is a good way. PM me with info and we can buddy up on Facebook.
    What's facebook?
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    Being full of crap and depositing it here consistently is really nothing to be proud of.

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    Is a PM better than a BM?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I doused him with chlordane and then teased him with a nice tasty bit of hard wood.
    hehe.

    oh grow up. no. why should i?
    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Is a PM better than a BM?
    Not at all. A good BM is far more satisfying than a good PM.
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    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    But some hard wood is better than both!
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