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Old 05-25-10, 12:25 PM   #1
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Whatever happened to King Termite?

Did someone kill him?

I think it was Doctor ModoVincere in the Kitchen with a Lead Pipe.

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Old 05-25-10, 12:31 PM   #2
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I doused him with chlordane and then teased him with a nice tasty bit of hard wood.
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Old 05-25-10, 12:41 PM   #3
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Did someone kill him?

I think it was Doctor ModoVincere in the Kitchen with a Lead Pipe.
Dead as a doornail. His body has been rotting in jsharr's basement for months now...well, all except for the bits jsharr barbecued.
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Old 05-25-10, 12:43 PM   #4
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Dead as a doornail. His body has been rotting in jsharr's basement for months now...well, all except for the bits jsharr barbecued.
Ackkkkk!!! He's become a zombie termite.
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Old 05-25-10, 12:47 PM   #5
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Dead as a doornail. His body has been rotting in jsharr's basement for months now...well, all except for the bits jsharr barbecued.
Someone call Orkin!
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So, were you really dead? Or just in jail?
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Old 05-25-10, 12:47 PM   #7
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Ackkkkk!!! He's become a zombie termite.
It is the revenge of the undead woodmunching insect.
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I can neither confirm nor deny any of this. Also, termite may or may not taste like chicken.
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So, were you really dead? Or just in jail?
Self-imposed jail.....going back there now.
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Hey man! (waves)

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I guess he's going back to chewing on wood.
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Is a PM better than a BM?
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I doused him with chlordane and then teased him with a nice tasty bit of hard wood.
hehe.

oh grow up. no. why should i?
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Is a PM better than a BM?
Not at all. A good BM is far more satisfying than a good PM.
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But some hard wood is better than both!
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