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Old 06-01-10, 10:24 AM   #1
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Life is good

So as some of you might know I moved into a new place with a female roommate. This is a bit of a change of pace as I've been living alone for quite some time now. Turns out, she's one of the coolest chicks I know. She's an executive for a well know national television network and gets tickets to all sorts of events. First thing I got when I moved in were 4 NASCAR tickets to the races this past weekend and there are a handful of concert tickets that are on their way as well. She invited one her friends over Sunday night who happens to be an on-air personality at her network. I knew who she was before meeting her so I was a little starstruck, but managed to score a date when I get back in town. I must say, life is good at the moment. Which couldn't come a moment too soon as I've pretty much been on the road non stop since the middle of March.
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Should we now refer to you as ticketmasterjab?
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Oh no. It's CJ. Waiting to hear how this one turns out.
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Playboy channel perhaps?
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Oh no. It's CJ. Waiting to hear how this one turns out.
We already had the sex talk. We've agreed to refrain from doing so until further notice. I should mention that she's bi and had her girlfriend over. There were several threesome comments thrown in my direction.
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VIDEO or it did not happen!
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I'm thinking more like hotel Lodgenet!
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*plotting to knock CJ over the head and tie him up and steal his identity*
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OOOOKAY. I'm outta here.
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Will she pretend to be the bosses' sister, though?
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I love how all the old married men (myself included) are drooling at the next exploit of CJ!
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I'm actually more intrigued by the Emmy's sitting on my fireplace mantle than the threesome idea... oh who the hell am I kidding.
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And playing the part of the r/c helicopter salesman in "Lolita Takes Her Lover Shopping" is Crack Herjab.
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And playing the part of the r/c helicopter salesman in "Lolita Takes Her Lover Shopping" is Crack Herjab.
And the porno version will star Jab Her Crack.
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I love when things progress according to plan.
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I'm actually more intrigued by the Emmy's sitting on my face than the threesome idea... oh who the hell am I kidding.
So your room mate and her lover are named Emmy?

that was too easy.
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I'm actually more intrigued by the Emmy's sitting on my fireplace mantle than the threesome idea... oh who the hell am I kidding.
Don't you hate it when you are in a situation that you really want to talk about and name-drop, but you can't?! It happens to me at my job all the time--I don't even tell my wife any more because she tells her family and friends and suddenly I am wishing I hadn't said anything... It has taught me to realize that celebrities put their pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us, and it wears off soonly. Except I don't have sex talks with them...
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Don't you hate it when you are in a situation that you really want to talk about and name-drop, but you can't?! It happens to me at my job all the time--I don't even tell my wife any more because she tells her family and friends and suddenly I am wishing I hadn't said anything... It has taught me to realize that celebrities put their pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us, and it wears off soonly. Except I don't have sex talks with them...
I would love to name drop right now. But I will refrain and continue to let you married guys live vicariously through me.
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Jab, you're my hero. For now.

That said...I am dating a salsa dance instructor I've had it in for since 2001. Doesn't get much better than that.
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*plots to knock MV over the head and tie him up to steal CJ's identity.*
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Pretty much - I am living vicariously through his signature quote
While I'm not denying that I said that, I don't recall in what context. Classic.
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