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    Life is good

    So as some of you might know I moved into a new place with a female roommate. This is a bit of a change of pace as I've been living alone for quite some time now. Turns out, she's one of the coolest chicks I know. She's an executive for a well know national television network and gets tickets to all sorts of events. First thing I got when I moved in were 4 NASCAR tickets to the races this past weekend and there are a handful of concert tickets that are on their way as well. She invited one her friends over Sunday night who happens to be an on-air personality at her network. I knew who she was before meeting her so I was a little starstruck, but managed to score a date when I get back in town. I must say, life is good at the moment. Which couldn't come a moment too soon as I've pretty much been on the road non stop since the middle of March.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    you're breathing? Life is good.
    Getting it on with hot chics? Life is fantastic.
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    Should we now refer to you as ticketmasterjab?

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    Oh no. It's CJ. Waiting to hear how this one turns out.
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    Playboy channel perhaps?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Oh no. It's CJ. Waiting to hear how this one turns out.
    We already had the sex talk. We've agreed to refrain from doing so until further notice. I should mention that she's bi and had her girlfriend over. There were several threesome comments thrown in my direction.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    We already had the sex talk. We've agreed to refrain from doing so until further notice. I should mention that she's bi and had her girlfriend over. There were several threesome comments thrown in my direction.
    VIDEO or it did not happen!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Playboy channel perhaps?
    I'm thinking more like hotel Lodgenet!
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    We already had the sex talk. We've agreed to refrain from doing so until further notice. I should mention that she's bi and had her girlfriend over. There were several threesome comments thrown in my direction.
    *plotting to knock CJ over the head and tie him up and steal his identity*
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    We already had the sex talk. We've agreed to refrain from doing so until further notice. I should mention that she's bi and had her girlfriend over. There were several threesome comments thrown in my direction.
    OOOOKAY. I'm outta here.
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    Will she pretend to be the bosses' sister, though?
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    I love how all the old married men (myself included) are drooling at the next exploit of CJ!
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    I'm actually more intrigued by the Emmy's sitting on my fireplace mantle than the threesome idea... oh who the hell am I kidding.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    And playing the part of the r/c helicopter salesman in "Lolita Takes Her Lover Shopping" is Crack Herjab.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    And playing the part of the r/c helicopter salesman in "Lolita Takes Her Lover Shopping" is Crack Herjab.
    And the porno version will star Jab Her Crack.
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    I love when things progress according to plan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I'm actually more intrigued by the Emmy's sitting on my face than the threesome idea... oh who the hell am I kidding.
    So your room mate and her lover are named Emmy?

    that was too easy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I'm actually more intrigued by the Emmy's sitting on my fireplace mantle than the threesome idea... oh who the hell am I kidding.
    Don't you hate it when you are in a situation that you really want to talk about and name-drop, but you can't?! It happens to me at my job all the time--I don't even tell my wife any more because she tells her family and friends and suddenly I am wishing I hadn't said anything... It has taught me to realize that celebrities put their pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us, and it wears off soonly. Except I don't have sex talks with them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SonataInFSharp View Post
    Don't you hate it when you are in a situation that you really want to talk about and name-drop, but you can't?! It happens to me at my job all the time--I don't even tell my wife any more because she tells her family and friends and suddenly I am wishing I hadn't said anything... It has taught me to realize that celebrities put their pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us, and it wears off soonly. Except I don't have sex talks with them...
    I would love to name drop right now. But I will refrain and continue to let you married guys live vicariously through me.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Jab, you're my hero. For now.

    That said...I am dating a salsa dance instructor I've had it in for since 2001. Doesn't get much better than that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre View Post
    Jab, you're my hero.
    Pretty much - I am living vicariously through his signature quote
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    *plotting to knock CJ over the head and tie him up and steal his identity*
    *plots to knock MV over the head and tie him up to steal CJ's identity.*
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    you're breathing? Life is good.
    Getting it on with hot chics? Life is fantastic.
    +1.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    Pretty much - I am living vicariously through his signature quote
    While I'm not denying that I said that, I don't recall in what context. Classic.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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