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    Why does bikeforums take so long to load?

    I've had this problem for about a month now, every other site I visit is almost instantaneous but one, bikeforums, can anyone tell me what the hells going on?
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    jsharr is taking a vacation.
    But he never mentioned the mode of his transportation... maybe... just maybe... he's taking the internet highway.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Bikeforums runs on Apple.

    Any request to access the site has to have the express approval from Steve Jobs himself.
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    Pay the ransom and make the ads go away. It will speed right up!

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    OK, my comp is super fast, always has been, nothing else does this but bike forums, and it never did this before.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikebikes View Post
    OK, my comp is super fast, always has been, nothing else does this but bike forums, and it never did this before.
    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    no sir, had the comp checked out and the comp doc gave it a clean bill of health.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdon View Post
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    your having the same problem?
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikebikes View Post
    your having the same problem?
    Had.
    Paid the annual 10 dollar fee and the sidebar ads and problems went away.

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    You've 4,525 posts. Pay up and give back.

    Also try clearing you internet cache.
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    your internet sucks. Simple like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexvpaq View Post
    your internet sucks. Simple like that.
    your not paying attention to what you read, ALL ELSE WORKS PERFECT! actually better than perfect, ITS JUST THE BIKEFORUMS!
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by gitarzan View Post
    You've 4,525 posts. Pay up and give back.

    Also try clearing you internet cache.

    wouldn't that cause everything to be slow? not just the bikeforums?
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexvpaq View Post
    your internet sucks. Simple like that.
    your country sucks. Simple as that.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdon View Post
    Had.
    Paid the annual 10 dollar fee and the sidebar ads and problems went away.
    I don't have sidebar problems, just slow, very slow, and just the bikeforum.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    It's Internet Brands. The two sites I frequent that they host are often slow: bikeforums and modelmayhem.com.
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    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikebikes View Post
    your not paying attention to what you read, ALL ELSE WORKS PERFECT! actually better than perfect, ITS JUST THE BIKEFORUMS!
    So BF is perfect, but because everything else is better than perfect, it just seems slow. Got it! PAY THE 10 BUCKS and your problem may go away!

    What do you want for nothing? Your money back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdon View Post
    So BF is perfect, but because everything else is better than perfect, it just seems slow. Got it! PAY THE 10 BUCKS and your problem may go away!

    What do you want for nothing? Your money back?
    His red star indicates he's already paid for a life time membership, or someone else paid for him. He's not seeing any ads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdon View Post
    So BF is perfect, but because everything else is better than perfect, it just seems slow. Got it! PAY THE 10 BUCKS and your problem may go away!

    What do you want for nothing? Your money back?
    You know that may be it! but it does get annoying.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by gitarzan View Post
    You've 4,525 posts. Pay up and give back.

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    did it, worked! Thanks!
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by gitarzan View Post
    You've 4,525 posts. Pay up and give back.

    Also try clearing you internet cache.
    That red star next to his name is a paid membership.

    The server hamster has auto immune disorders and is bitter because he dreams of being free like the squirrel outside of his window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gitarzan View Post
    You've 4,525 posts. Pay up and give back.

    Also try clearing you internet cache.
    That red star next to his name is a paid membership.

    The server hamster has auto immune disorders and is bitter because he dreams of being free like the squirrel outside of his window.

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    The hamster also has a stutter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alfster View Post
    His red star indicates he's already paid for a life time membership, or someone else paid for him. He's not seeing any ads.
    I thought it just meant he was a commie!

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