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    Show us your gills!

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    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

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    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

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    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

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    holy crap! life is not that bad! It will get better!
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    So Tom only hires people that are nutty? Is part of the requirement to be a moderator on this site is that you have to be nuts??
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    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    holy crap! life is not that bad! It will get better!
    looks practical.
    Instead of jamming food and air down the same tube, you now have a separate set of breathing tubes, so you'll never choke on food again.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    hey - weird. the title of this thread is almost like another recently started thread.
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    In Scotland, a Gill can be a measuring cup, too

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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Gill...you'll be a swimin'...soon
    Soon....you'll need a pan

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    Wet Dream
    By: Kip Addotta

    It was April the Forty-first, being a quadruple leapyear;
    I was driving in downtown Atlantis.
    My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray,
    and it was overheating.
    So I pulled into a Shell station; they said I'd blown a seal.
    I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay, pal?"

    While they were doing that, I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar.
    A real dive. But I knew the owner; he used to play for the dolphins.
    I said, "HI GILL!" (You have to yell, he's hard of herring.)

    Chorus:
    Think I had a wet dream, cruisin' through the Gulf stream.
    Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Wet dream.

    Gill was also down on his luck.
    Fact is, he was barely keeping his head below water.
    I bellied up to the sandbar; he poured the usual: Rusty Snail, hold
    the grunion, shaken, not stirred.
    With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side, heavy on the mako.
    I slipped him a fin, on porpoise.
    I was feeling good; I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's Squids,
    for the halibut.

    Well, the place was crowded. We were packed in like sardines.
    They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal.
    What sole. Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna,
    "Salmonchanted Evening", and the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers,
    Probably there to see the bass player.
    One of them was this cute little yellowtail, and she was givin' me the eye.
    So I figured this was my chance for a little fun.
    You know, piece of Pisces.

    But she said things I just couldn't fathom.
    She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure.
    Boy, could she drink. She drank like a...
    She drank a lot.
    I said, "What's your sign?"
    She said, "Aquarium."
    I said, "Great! Let's get tanked!"

    Chorus

    I invited her up to my place for a little midnight bait.
    I said, "C'mon baby, it'll only take a few minnows."
    She threw me that same old line: "Not tonight, I got a haddock."

    And she wasn't kidding, either, cause in came the biggest,
    meanest looking haddock I'd ever seen come down the pike.
    He was covered with mussels. He came over to me; he said, "Listen, Shrimp.
    Don't you come trollin' around here." What a crab.
    This guy was steamed. I could see the anchor in his eyes.

    I turned to him and I said, "Abalone! You're just being shellfish."
    Well, I knew there was going to be trouble, and so did Gill,
    cause he was already on the phone to the cods.
    The haddock hits me with a sucker punch. I catch him with a left hook.
    He eels over. It was a fluke, but there he was, lying on the deck,
    flat as a mackerel, kelpless.

    I said, "Forget the cods, Gill. This guy's going to need a sturgeon.
    Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend.
    She came over to me; she said, "Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish.
    What's your name?"
    I said, "Marlin."

    Chorus

    Well, from then on we had a whale of a time. I took her to dinner;
    I took her to dance; I bought her a bouquet of flounders.
    And then I went home with her.
    And what did I get for my trouble? A case of the clams.

    (Chorus x 2)
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    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Got 2 red tailed sharks, 2 bala sharks, 3 chichlids, 2 algae eaters, and 1 bichir. They are pretty sweet and eat a lot. I mean a lot.

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    I've a handful of these guys in my tank.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fuzzbox View Post
    Got 2 red tailed sharks, 2 bala sharks, 3 chichlids, 2 algae eaters, and 1 bichir. They are pretty sweet and eat a lot. I mean a lot.
    I'll bet they're tasty once fattened up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    I'll bet they're tasty once fattened up.
    One of the algae eaters is huge like almost a foot. Once chichlad is growing big same with the bichir. They have sweet names too. Mostly presidents haha.

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    i tried keeping fish but they kept dying. i have a death touch.
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    Here's a real mermaid.

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    why is she a mermaid?
    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

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    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    why is she a mermaid?
    She gets wet everyday. Surfing, swimming or paddleboarding. If she doesn't go to the beach she goes to the pool. Everything revolves around water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LesterOfPuppets View Post
    I've a handful of these guys in my tank.
    Zebra Danios.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    My chichlad or bichir would gobble that up. A while back I had zebras and they were aggressive.

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